Unlikely Heroes | By : KusanoSaku Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco Views: 80944 -:- Recommendations : 5 -:- Currently Reading : 15 |
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Title: Unlikely Heroes
Pairing: Future DracoxHarry, LuciusxSeverus, RemusxSeverus
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: A battered Boy Who Lived finds his world come crashing down when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Shockingly, the only ones to come to his rescue are those he'd believed were his enemies.
Notes: Is compatible to the Selection of Triwizard Champions.
A/N: Apologies for the late update. hope you enjoy it. Chapter 37 is the beginning of the Prank War. I have Ideas for it but I welcome any and all prank Ideas. Spoiler Alert- Recommend reading Chapter of Unlikely Heroes: Fallen Feathers, Mirrored Scales. *waves*
Chapter 38- It Begins
Every student Hogwarts and Beauxbatons alike who knew of the Prank War walked into the Great Hall in anticipation and a little dread. Pranking is always fun unless you're the one getting pranked.
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Fred was a bit sad that George and the Durmstrang lot were going to miss this. He had to remember to borrow Angelina's owl so they could see it. He couldn't wait to see Dumbledore's face when Peeves began to sing.
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Breakfast started, well everyone began to eat albeit slowly.
There was an aura of something approaching.
Then it happened…
Ravenclaws started to drift off over their porridge.
XoooooX
Zacharias fixed his sister with a glare, "Deborah, I think you're so damn obsessed with being just like Helga you don't even know who YOU are."
Deborah snorted, "You are the most Arrogant little weasel. You wouldn't know how to be nice to anyone. No girl with a lick of sense would even like you."
"You on the other hand are such a coward! The whole house knows you've got the hots for Cedric but he's off gallivanting with that stuck up Ravenclaw Seeker. Maybe he'd rather not try courting a mouse who is afraid to have an opinion!"
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[In French]
Jacinto smirked, oh that was such perfect fodder. He touched his wand looking right at the pair, "soulus transferus." That shouldn't be too bad…
Graciosa saw that look and followed his line of sight. That could end badly, but it would funny.
Gabrielle tugged on her sister's sleeve, "Fleur…what are they yelling about?"
Fleur glanced at the pair, "They're brother and sister I think. For some reason they think it's best to insult each other in public."
"Are they saying mean things? The big girl looks like she'd going to cry." Gabrielle said softly.
"Her brother called her a coward and shouted who she likes for everyone to hear. She's really embarrassed." Fleur leaned over to squeeze her sister's hand.
Gabrielle looked up at her big sister, "Will we be mean like that someday?"
Fleur shook her head, "I think its part of the game. Probably veritaserum or something like it. I'm sure they'll be sorry later."
Gabrielle looked at them, the boy didn't look sorry at all. Even if something that made you say mean things like that…you should feel bad. She had to hope Fleur was right. That boy was mean. She'd sooner give away her pony then make Fleur look like she was going to cry.
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"Oh look." Ron drawled from his place at the table.
The House avoided him like the plague after he'd embarrassed them all by insulting George and Percy. They might not all like Percy but he was one of them and Gryffindor had a habit of closing ranks.
Fred ignored him.
"It's the House Man Whore. So Fred, whose bed did you crawl into last night? Did you finally take Angelina to bed? She's been panting after you so bad it's pathetic. Lee how do you feel about your friend stealing your girl? Alicia, what's it like being thrown over for some Dark Wizard? Bit of a let down huh? Your ideal guy whoring himself out."
Fred spun around, "What the Hell man? Where did you learn such language? Why can't you do us all a favour and keep your trap shut?"
Lee was speechless at first, "You are scum of the lowest order. Sure I like Angelina but there's no need to bring it up. I've always known Angelina liked Fred. Not that I understand why. If after six years I can't get her to change her mind, what's the use of getting mad? We've all been friends too long to let something that minor break our group."
Alicia was shaking, her eyes filling with tears, "You stop that! George isn't like that. Sure it hurts he doesn't like me the way I like him! I want him to be HAPPY! Forcing him to be with me or making him feel bad about liking Viktor would be wrong. Viktor's good for George. I've never seen him that happy before. Viktor likes George. He supports him. You're family. You should be welcoming Viktor not hurting them."
Lee was closest and hugged her, his voice icy, "Ever heard the phrase don't kick someone when they're down? It's cruel. I don't know what the hat was thinking when it Sorted you here. You are no Gryffindor. You're a bigger coward then a Hufflepuff. You're lowlier then a flobberworm."
"If I'm a flobberworm what does that make Cheater Potter?"
Fred sneered, "He was found innocent and released from that magical contract. You're a fool Ron. Were you pretending the whole time to be his friend?" he was highly suspicious that some form of veritaserum was being used. He disliked pumpkin juice and thus was exempted. He'd smelled something off about it.
Ron chortled, "Friends with that pompous poor me, little glory hound? Ha! I was along for the ride. Best friend of the Famous Harry Potter! I got a lot of compensation for it. Why else would I spend so much time with a dirty little Halfblood and his Mudblood shadow?"
The Great Hall was silent as that sank in.
Fred dryly, "Now would be a good time."
There came a shrieking of maniacal laughter.
A bag was dumped on Ron.
Ron screamed.
Crawling all over the twit were tarantulas.
Fred took advantage of the idiot boy's shrieking to turn Granger who was sitting across from him into a giant spider.
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The Smith siblings went from screaming at each other to silent.
Mid Zacharias' rant he'd grown taller and soon realised he was looking into his own face. He looked down and screamed…like a girl.
Deborah fainted in Zacharias' body…
Hufflepuff was disturbed because spontaneous truth telling had broken out like a disease.
Cedric sipped his coffee, must be the Pumpkin juice. Deborah had a crush on him huh? One the whole House minus himself knew about? He wasn't always aware of his 'charms', he was nice to everyone and he didn't notice much if girls liked him. Cho was a swell girl and a keen Seeker but he'd never been too keen on dating. If she hadn't snogged the hell out him after a game he might not have guessed she liked him. Deborah? She was sweet, always eager to help someone but awfully shy. He wouldn't call her a coward, that was too harsh. In his opinion Zacharias was a prat, he did need to be taught a lesson but that wasn't the Hufflepuff way.
The ending was rather surprising…
Zacharias fainting and Deborah Screaming? He wondered what that was about…
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Peeves let out another crow of mocking laughter as he soared to the ceiling; he broke the bottle from George and flew around spreading it.
He began to sing his malicious little ditty, now that Dumbledore had finally arrived he could have some REAL fun.
"Oh Dumbles you Bumbles! You think you're so grand!
Have you forgotten you're not quite a man?
Your glamour slipped once! Peeves saw it all!
Peeves sees all! Peeves sees all!
You're not a leader you're less then a door!
One can see through you, you rotten old coot!
How do you feel now that we're givin' you the boot!
Peeves sees all! Peeves sees all!
Oh Peevesy weevesy is lord of all he sees!
Dumble the Bumble is King of the mud
His court be the oaf and fool!
Praise the great and might Peeves!
Who dances with elves
Plots with leprechauns
Speaks with dragons
Pulls feathers from Hippogriffs
And rides Abraxans!
Dumble the Bumble King of mud
Brother to the goat lover
And the mad mad Ariana.
Don't forget the spider hating RON! "
Throws tarantulas!
Oh Peevesy weevesy is lord of all he sees!
Dumble the Bumble is King of the mud
Praise the great and might Peeves!"
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Severus heard Peeve' new song with both horror and admiration.
Remus did his best to keep his lips from twitching.
Pomona, Filius and Minerva wondered if they should try to shut him up.
Then again the Professors rationalized that Peeves was 'an uncontrollable spirit of pure chaos.' He had 'come with the castle'. None of them could control him so it was useless to try.
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Dumbledore turned redder and redder as he listened, as red as his former hair. Who did that despicable poltergeist think he was. He reached for his wand and closed on empty air. He raged, he'd kill whoever stole his wands and the Auror. Whoever they were they'd covered their tracks well. Wandless magic wasn't his thing, he was almost Muggle without it and it made him more then furious. There would be no HUMBLING of Albus Brian Percival Wulfric Dumbledore. Dumbles the Bumble was he? King of the MUD? Were they crazy? They thought they could give him, the Defeater of Gellert Grindelwald the boot? Hogwarts was his KINGDOM! He ruled supreme here! He was angry, that never boded well.
Glamour? Half the time he forgot he had one; he'd been using one most of his life. How dare that pathetic Peeves bring his idiot brother and ill sister into this! He didn't not like being reminded that he was part of Ronald's true family, that boy should not have been conceived. Who would want to carry the child of someone who Glamoured their goats to look like their dead sister? Or someone who wouldn't have sex with someone unless they were Glamoured to look like Ariana. He wished that Ariana's magic had killed both her and their mother. Then he wouldn't have met Gellert because he would have been off with Elphias. Elphias was boring compared to Gellert and Gellert was younger.
He'd never forgiving Aberforth! What right had he? What right did he have to tell Gellert the things he did? Albus wasn't the disgusting one, Aberforth was. Things would have been better if neither was born. He was seething. He'd kill that damn Poltergeist! That disgusting creature was going too far.
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The Slytherins were watching eagerly.
There were snoring Ravenclaws…
The Hufflepuffs were so busy telling unwanted truths they were in state of pure chaos.
Draco was stiffened. He hadn't expected that. He'd expected something more on the order of you ask someone a question and they gave a whole answer that was nothing but the truth. The truth serums he'd put in Gryffindor and Hufflepuff's pumpkin juice was stronger then that. It made them incapable of not voicing their thoughts. Draco swallowed; he must have grabbed one of papa's experimental potions. Was Papa going to be angry with him?
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Fred saw the bottle that Peeves broke, so George did send a surprise courtesy of Durmstrang. They'd never mass-tested it before…this was unconventional to put it mildly. What would the reactions be? They did self-test all products but would it still affect him now that he wasn't exactly human anymore?
He counted down until he saw the effects.
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Luna watched her Housemates keel over at the Table. Not all but enough. Rodger drank Coffee. Everyone who touched the Pumpkin juice and soon fell asleep.
Rodger blinked, "What happened to them?"
A spell bounced off her glamour and hit Cho Chang.
Their House's Seeker must not like Pumpkin juice either because she wasn't snoring.
Luna blinked, they, Cho and Rodger started acting really weird…
Cho's hand started to rover over her body partly in shock and partly grossly perverted.
Rodger reached out and slapped her, "Don't you DARE! I'll hex your Bollocks off!"
Cho pouted, "What's the fun of being a girl if I can't?"
Luna knew what had happened, some one tried to switch her with Rodger only to have it backfire a bit. It switched Rodger with Cho instead. Luna tried not to laugh, that was an epic choice and bound to end badly. "If I were you I would go see Professor Flitwick. He'll sort you out."
'Cho' fondled her own knockers, "Why would I want to?"
'Rodger' drew a wand and tried to cast something with it only to have the spell fizzle and die. 'He' muttered, "Rowena grand me patience."
'Cho' laughed, "Haha you can't stop me."
Luna sipped her tea, "No She can't. However if you can't use your alter's wand both your marks will suffer. I'm not even sure if you can use your own wands in those bodies. If you have any hope of fixing this without it impacting your marks I would see Professor Flitwick."
Both looked at her with horror. It took them two heartbeats to attempt to leave the House Table. Only to have difficulty motoring around…
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Then it happened….
Seamus tossed a platter of scrambled eggs at Ron's blubbering face.
Dean followed with a jug of 'tainted' pumpkin juice.
Colin and Dennis both threw their porridge at him.
Gryffindor started throwing breakfast items at the disgraced Gryffindor.
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Fred didn't feel any different, the usually 'madness' didn't affect him. That was very good for testing purposes but bad for other reasons.
Who knew if the Moonlight Madness was actually stronger really? They'd never dosed this large a group.
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Ravenclaw was mostly sleeping minus Luna, Cho and Rodger.
One strawberry landed smack in the middle of 'Rodger's' head.
Luna raised an eyebrow at Fred and received a shrug. This had something to do with that bottle Peeves was carrying. It had too. She watched as 'Rodger' turned grabbed something and threw it at 'Cho'.
Then 'Cho' just had to retaliate.
Luna encased herself in a shield that would just protect her from flying food and drink.
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Severus was watching as Gryffindor descended into madness. Food fight? How utterly juvenile! He saw Remus clenching his hands and growling.
Remus' eyes were gold rather then amber and his fury was more then palatable. Oh Hell!. What was it Remus said? Creatures weren't affected? Remus' fury was directed at Dumbledore. Remus might be angry with him but he would not allow Remus to attack someone even if that person were Dumbledore. He was far too feral for his liking. Remus reminded him too much of Greyback at the second. He summoned Treca and ordered her, "Take Remus to the London house, number 7 Malloy Place. The basement, NOW!"
Treca's surprisingly strong hands grabbed Remus just as he seemed about ready to leap on Dumbledore. Something about the bottle Peeves broke did this. Remus didn't just go feral for no reason.
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The bottle had broken over the Gryffindor table surprisingly enough.
The 'madness' spread from Gryffindor to Ravenclaw.
Fleur saw the food and drink Fly and shielded her sister.
Feeling a shield go up the others tried to do the same.
Not fast enough.
Jacinto pulled Graciosa into a kiss that was so not appropriate for a nine year old to witness. He growled, and seemed to cart her off.
Fleur wondered if she should be worried.
Then Gabrielle started to squirm.
Fleur tried not to let her go.
But Gabriella wiggled and got loose. She started to run aground and laugh like crazy. Her arms out like wings. She yelled, "Whee! I'm going to Fly! I'm a Bird!"
Fleur winced, Maman would not be happy.
The other girls weren't Veela.
One was a nymph but the others were merely magical humans, and Fleur.
The human Beauxbatons witches turned ugly boys into stone statues and other females into ice sculptures.
Fleur groaned, what the hell was going on?
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Once Ravenclaw and Beauxbatons succumbed Hufflepuff was next to fall.
It was pure chaos. As if personal thought voicing wasn't bad enough retaliations soon involved food...or fists between the boys.
Cedric hadn't been affected by the pumpkin juice but its hard not to be affected when fifteen girls pounce on you. He was terrified! He didn't know whether to be frightened or flattered.
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The madness hit Slytherin.
It took longer to affect them.
Adrian did not succumb.
Blaise started to overheat and went to move out of his seat.
Adrian reached over and grabbed his hair, giving it a sharp tug.
Blaise instantly was cowed; he was like a punished dog.
Neville pulled out his wand, singing spells to himself as he started to decorate the Great Hall with vines.
Adrian snapped, "Neville, give me that!"
Neville looked at him and was like a little boy, caught playing with something dangerous. He reluctantly handed over his wand.
Adrian glared at the two would be submissives, "You will sit still or I will tie you down."
Harry was just bouncing around in his seat but it was Draco who lost it.
Draco joined the little girl from Beauxbatons in 'flying'.
Adrian's temper was rising as more and more of his House was acting like children or gnomes, He snapped, his voice thick with Authority. "Slytherins! You will sit DOWN!"
All of their antics ceased.
Giselle had leapt into Bulstrode's lap and they were snogging, Bulstrode's hands roving over Prefect Goyle's body.
Sophronia had launched herself at Tracey and was attacking the girl: pulling her hair, destroying the pressed perfection of her uniform and tossing her glasses across the Great Hall.
Astoria was scurrying after Draco Malfoy.
Daphne was panting after Adrian.
Slytherin's vaulted indifference and self-contained nature was collapsing before Adrian snapped at them.
Adrian roared, "Slytherins you will sit down and behave this instant!"
Harry stilled and crouched like the abused boy he was.
Adrian's order affected everyone in Slytherin minus the energetic Veela Princling Draco Malfoy...
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Severus knew something was up after he'd had Remus hauled out. It just disintegrated.
Gryffindor started a food fight and it spread to RAVENCLAW of all the Houses.
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Luna finally had enough, snapping at Cho and Rodger, "SIT DOWN THIS INSTANT! ROWENA PRESERVE US! CHANG! DAVIES! I SAID SIT DOWN!"
The two glared at her and sat reluctantly.
"That will be enough nonsense out of you both. You will remain seated until professor Flitwick can sort you out. A fine way to behave. You're acting like you're four years old."
With Rodger Davies and Cho Chang silent and pouting it was a lot quieter.
The best thing about being Lady Luna, Descendant of Rowena were moments like that when you could order someone to behave. Much better then being a princess in Slytherin. All though those baths Sophronia raved about would be nice. Oh well, Sophronia would invite her anyway regardless of her unofficial status there. She was just as much a Princess of Slytherin as Dora Tonks was a Queen in that House.
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Severus watched the situation deteriorate further, one of the Beauxbatons students whisked a schoolmate off like a satyr. Then all but two of those girls pulled out their wands and started randomly casting spells.
Then the little one, the Veela the Queen had mentioned was running around trying to fly. Her sister looked shocked but wasn't using her wand. The whatever it was wasn't affecting her.
Gryffindor had a food fight and a hoard of spiders. The only one not affected was Fred Weasley- of course. Probably one of his inventions. What is Slytherin's name was going on here?
Most of Ravenclaw was sleeping thank Merlin. Although Chang and Davies were acting odd. One minute they were normal that then Chang was copping a feel of herself. Davies pulled a wand on her and failed to cast. They were lectured by Luna, the Veela Seer, they started to head over to the Head table when they ended up caught in the middle of the Gryffindor food fight. So Hufflepuff had gone crazy, fist fights? In HUFFLEPUFF? What were those girls doing to Diggory? On second thought he didn't WANT to know…
What were the adults going to do anything about this?
Dumbledore was glaring at Peeves and muttering under his breath.
Pomona was coaxing a vine to grow on the table…
Flitwick was in shock…
There was a loud noise.
Severus turned to see Hagrid and Madam Maxime looking and acting like a pair of Muggle boxers.
Then he heard both Adrian and Luna order their Houses to behave..
Harry, Neville and Blaise were like punished puppies who messed and they were trying to gain forgiveness.
Was Adrian holding Neville's wand?
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Fred finally decided he'd had enough chaos; he weaved a powerful compulsion charm, "LIONS! SIT DOWN! THAT IS ENOUGH!"
Gryffindor stopped mid-madness.
Fred spells away the whole mess at their table, the spilled drinks, tossed food and almost banished ALL the spiders to the Forbidden Forest. He changed his mind sending one to sleep in Ron's wand pocket. He undid the spell that made Granger a giant spider.
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The cacophony was finally loud enough to rouse Deborah. She looked around and saw her calm Housemates about to…were they going to rape Cedric? That was blasphemy! They were Hufflepuffs, not rampaging monsters. She put her hands on her hips, "THAT IS ENOUGH! ZACHARIAS! YOU STOP FIGHTING WITH TONY! GIRLS YOU WILL GET OFF CEDRIC RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO WE ARE?"
Sheepish girls crawled off Cedric. They moved to the far end of the table.
From the moment she raised her voice it took five minutes to stop them all cold.
Deborah had a sense of satisfaction; a coward was she? She'd done what no one else did. She'd reigned in her House. Maybe being nice wasn't always the right choice. Sometimes, you had to know when to be firm.
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The House chaos had stopped somehow…
Severus finally decided the most prudent course of action dealing with Hagrid and Madam Maxime was to knock them out with a heavy sleeping spell. They looked like they were involved in one of those rough and violent animalistic courtships that involved dangerous fighting. He used the sleep spell because Hagrid's thick skin made it difficult to cast spells at. Sometimes Severus wondered if he wasn't part giant or something.
Pomona was stunned but lightly, using his wand against fellow teachers wasn't quite his idea of a pleasant morning.
He used a short hex that gave the victim a light shock on Filius to get him out of his shock.
He ignored Dumbledore as he used an altered switching spell to exchange the air in the Great Hall for some cold fresh air from outside.
He had to stun Septima and Aurora when they decided to start snogging at the Head table.
It took a while before everyone began to act anything close to normal with the exception of Draco and the girl, he thundered at Draco in a way he never had. He'd always been reluctant to punish him. Now as his blood parent he had it, "Draco Abraxus Malfoy you stop that this instant!"
Draco stopped immediately, sinking to the floor with tears in his eyes. He'd disappointed papa he was a naughty child…
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The shouting finally woke Fleur up, she yelled at her sister, "Gabriella you get over here right now! I'll call Maman."
Gabrielle stopped trying to fly and walked back to her sister, hanging her head as tears filled her eyes.
Fleur didn't know what had happened except that everyone had acted like they'd gone crazy. Was this supposed to be part of the Prank War or had something gone terribly wrong? She glanced up looking for her formidable Headmistress only to see that all she could see of her was her enormous black pumps. The sounds of loud snoring filled the Great Hall Madam Maxime was sleeping…?
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Whatever happened, Severus wasn't going to rest until he figured it out. Something made Remus extremely feral to the point where he was going to attack Dumbledore. That wasn't in Remus' character at all…
What do you think? Outstanding? Exceeds Expectations? Acceptable? Poor? Dreadful? Troll?
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