Somewhere in Time | By : serpentinred Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Hermione/Voldemort Views: 64471 -:- Recommendations : 6 -:- Currently Reading : 8 |
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A/N: This was the April Fool's chapter, not an actual chapter; the full content will be reposted under the Outtakes thread, for those of you who wants to see it in its entirety. As it is, I'm only going to leave the little drabble that I've written for the Tomione Convention forum that was basically based on and in the universe of "Somewhere in Time" ... it was basically stuck right in between all the pika and chus of the April Fool's chapter. XD
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April Fool's Chapter's Easter Egg
Tom glared at the woman laughing hysterically on the floor.
"Shut up, Granger."
However, that just made her laugh even harder. Tears were streaming down her face, and her arms were hugging her stomach, but she couldn't stop. Every time she stopped and looked at him, her eyes would flicker over to the bed, and then she would break down once again.
"I can't believe—How old are you, Riddle? Twenty-five? Twenty-six? And you're still ..." Hermione then started laughing again.
"It wasn't me," he said, his eyes hard and aflame with anger.
"Oh, I'm sure it's not. That's why it's on your side of the bed," she sniggered, glancing at the yellow, wet spot on the sheets.
"Granger, I'm warning you—" he said through gritted teeth.
"What are you going to do?" she asked, cocking her head to the side daringly. "Pee on me?"
With a growl, he launched himself towards her, and the sounds of yells (half playful and half fearful) erupted in the room.
Outside the room, the real culprit—a black-haired, bespectacled young man—hurried away under his invisibility cloak with a blond-haired young man.
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A/N: Happy April Fool's Day. XD *puts more wards up around secure hideout*
Inspired much by pikapipikachupi on Twitter.
Many thanks of those of you who read and rated. Huge, huge thanks to the following for reviewing the previous chapter: Al_Riddle, Nathoca Malfoy, somebody french, LadyMiya, Mekom, m0nt, Ujala, Aviendha, LadyCandi, Kiikii-no-squeaky-chan, Fleur K. Gabby0515, and kit!
EDIT: Review replies can be found here: http://tomioneconvention.forumotion.com/t124-somewhere-in-time-affnet-version-review-replies
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