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MST: Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!	By : Roman Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 1340 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Nagini had sidledselfself up closer to Lucius, inspecting this newcomer to the cell. She hissed a bit, feeling him out with her tongue then moved her heawn. wn.
Severus: Lucius, there’s no easy way to say it’ Sirius: You’re going to get fucked in ways never imagined! Not even by me! Severus: Hum’ So, there was an easy way to say it after all’
The snake then slid closer to him, moving onto his torso and then his waist. Lucius frowned at this.
Severus: You were so afraid of what could happen to you that you’ frowned? Sirius: Yes, who do you think you are? Alan Rickman and "my raised eyebrow beats a troll"?
Perhaps the snake didn't know who he was or wasn't used to receiving any company in the darkened cells.
Lucius: No fair! Serpents are such wonderful pets! Severus: Don’t. Don’t do it. I beg of you. Lucius: What? Sirius: Irony. Make mental note. Lucius: Done.
He moved his legs a bit,
Severus: ‘trying to get himself comfortable for the shag of the century. Lucius: ‘trying to run away so that he could go get himself drowned and end the torment. Sirius. ‘ trying to give it a hint about where to go’*to Lucius* You were never properly shagged. Lucius: I was too! Sirius: If you haou’dou’d know when you should grab every chance you get and when to take advantage of situations. Lucius: *smi* We* Well, I do! Sirius: You do not! Lucius: Do too! Sirius: You’re playing the victim! A good Death Eater should know how to behave! Lucius: I do! Sirius: Do not! Lucius: Do too! Sirius: Then you should be admitting you want this shag as badly as anyone else, instead of playing the blushing damsel! Lucius: I’m not! Sirius: Are too! Severus: Far from me to want to interrupt this most fascinating exchange, but from what I read, Lucius doesn’t seem all too keen on shying away from that snake, seeing as he even looks like he’s making himself more comfortable for what’s to come. *to himself* What a bitch. *out loud* You have officially stepped out of the closet, Lucius. Congratulations! Sirius: Yay! Lucius: *blink* Ct? *t? *looking around* Closet?!
trying to get the reptile off him but to no avail.
Lucius: *blink* Closet?!
Nagini only moved slower.
Sirius: Oh, another dicktease’*looking intently at Severus* Severus: Later. It’s not my fault you don’t have any patience. Sirius: It’s not my fault you can’t keep your word! Severus: Would you rather have faced Albus with our clear preference for our shag? Sirius: You still didn’t keep your word! We should have shagged just the same! Severus: In front of him? *looking at Lucius* Sirius: He could have joined in! Lucius: *looking at the door* Closed’*looking down* Is there any ice around here? Both: *blink* Lucius: It’s hot in here’ Both: *look at his groin* Ohh’ Lucius: *blush blush*
He could feel the animal's tail flailing around his upper thighs, rubbing the sensitive flesh there.
Sirius: Bad Nagini’ Lucius: I don’t ever want that animal next to me again. Sirius: So, it’s been there already’ Lucius: Not the way you think! Sirius: Right’ Lucius: It’s been in the same room as I have! That’s all! Sirius: No one’s asking for the logistical details’ Lucius: But nothing’s happened! Really! Severus: Bitch’ Lucius: *death glare at Severus*
As if that were bad enough,
Lucius: Oh, dear, what’s in store next? Sirius: *reading ahead* You become the official bitch of the fic. Severus: He’s been the bitch since the beginning! Sirius: Not officially. Lucius: I’m not a bitch! Severus: Yadda, yadda’move on.
it soon had worked its way between his thighs
Sirius: Clever Nagini’ Severus: Clever? As in clever for going for the only hole’ Lucius: *quite greeSeveSeverus: ‘In the whole room? It does take a brain, doesn’t it? Sirius: Well, it’s not really the only hole, if you consider there’s a mouth, there’. Lucius: *sweating* Bucket’please’ Severus: Now that you mention it, that very same mouth hasn’t opened once, yet, to tell the snake to go away. Lucius: *menacingly* Meaning’ Severus: *calmly* Well, if you really didn’t want it to happen, you’d at least tell it to stop, like every good girl would, wouldn’t you? Lucius: Oh. *blink* You mean fic me would have better results if he started screaming? Sirius: *having a peek ahead* I’ve got a feeling fic you will be a little too busy to scream.
and was inadvertently
Severus: Inadvertently, of course. Almost as much as Sirius is na’f. Sirius: And almost as much as Severus gives a fuck. Literally. Lucius: *hugging his knees and rocking back and forth* I’m desperately clinging to the hope that it doesn’t mean it. Don’t ruin it for me’
landing again and again directly upon the pronounced bulge.
Severus: Oh, you’re the deadest man in Deadonia!
Oh, god! he thought. That's getting a little personal, don't you think, Nagini?
Severus: That’s ‘I’ve hit a sensitive spot’ talk. Lucius: I’ll hit a very specific spot on your face if you don’t stop that! Sirius: Be gentle. You’ll hurt yourself in his nose! Severus: *killer look to Sirius* No caintaints when you had it down your’ Lucius: *raising arms* Ok, ok, ok’ can I leave? Sirius: *grabs Lucius* No! *looks at Severus* Severus: *bursting in jealousy* Fine. I’ll leave! Sirius: *muttering* Glad it’s easy: you walk to the door, turn the handle’ AND FIND IT LOCKED!! *rolls eyes* Severus: *to himself, trying to keep it cool* One little sheep went over the fence’ two little sheep went over the fence’ three little sheep went over the fence’ four little sheep’
Besides, it wasn't like it was some low life trying to cop a feel or anything.
Lucius: Yes! No way!
He was sure he could take a little discomfort until Voldemort came back.
Severus: I’d be happier if you were disliking it even a little bit’
As time went on, the tapings became more regular,
Severus: You're officially being chatted up by a snake. Sirius: And you're loving it... Lucius: That's yet to be proved. Sirius: *looking down at Lucius'...waist* More proof? Lucius: Hey, that's violation of privacy! Severus: *chuckling* It might be violation, but privacy will be the least of your concerns...
more insistent,
Sirius: Still can't get the drift, Lucius? Oh, please... Lucius: It's a snake! It can't be intentional! Severus: For the record...it's Nagini you're talking about. Lucius: *after a moment* ...Ok, so it might be a little intentional, but that certainly doesn't mean I'm enjoying it! What do you think I am, some kind of sick fuck? Severus and Sirius: *nodding fervently* Lucius: Not in that way! Why doesn't anyone get what I mean? Severus and Sirius: *looking at each other* Bitch. Lucius: I'M NOT A BITCH!!! Severus: Oh, no?! *grabs Lucius' family inheritance. Squeezes it. Hard.* Lucius: *squeals like a bitch*
and much more difficult for him to ignore.
Severus: See? Lucius: *fidgeting* Geroff me! Sirius: Severus! Get off him! Severus: *fascinated* Feeling sorry for him, now? *squeezes again* Lucius: *squeaks* Severus: I think he rather likes it... Sirius: I'm-not-sorry-and-I-can-see-that-he-likes-it-that's-why-I'm-telling-you-to-let-go-NOW. Severus: Jealous? *squeeze squeeze* Lucius: *whimper* Sirius: *getting in the middle* You owe me one, you're not giving it anyone else before me, am I making myself clear? *takes Severus' hand off Lucius* Get on the queue, Lucius. Lucius: *sighing and examining his manhood*
He tried moving onto his side and even on his back, but without success. The snake's tail seemed to naturally find its way right between his legs.
Sirius: *to Severus* Don't you even. Think. About. It. Lucius: *Blushes. Crosses legs* Severus: Party-spoiler.
The repeated tapings continued to grow in intensity, occasionally even turning into outright slaps which would take his breath away, and all happening directly onto his increasingly sensitive cock.
Sirius. *patting Lucius' cock soothingly* The poor thing, he's so sensitive, he shouldn't be up so late... Lucius: *thin voice* You're not helping much... Severus: *slaps Sirius' hand away* Watch it. Sirius: *grin*
He had never had anything like this happen to him before,
Severus: Bloody Christ, another virgin. Lucius: *stuttering in indignation* Sirius: No good, Lucius, we finally found out your dark secret. So, Narcissa's a lesbian, after all! Lucius: For one, it would take a lesbian to resist me. Second, I'm not a virgin! Severus: *sigh* D’ja vu...
and he was at a complete loss as to what to do about it.
Sirius: The Lolita of the reptile world. Severus: See? A virgin. Lucius: I't a t a virgin!!!
It was his body's most private of places, and here this stupid reptile was (inadvertently of course)
Severus: I understand how it could be strange to you, Draco being your last successful attempt. Sirius: *looking at Severus* Really? *turning to Lucius* He's right, you’re practically a virgin again!
constantly touching him there!
Severus: One can only guess what got into it. Lucius: An unexpected urge’ Sirius: ‘to fuck rginrgin? Lucius: I’M NOT A VIRGIN! Severus / Sirius: TheILL ILL YOU STOP ACTING LIKE ONE?
The strange feelings continued to grow between his legs.
Sirius: You grew feelings between your legs?! How most uncommon’ Severus: *to Sirius* Could you be any more blonde? Sirius: *looks at his hair* *looks around, as if searching for the right answer* Y-yes’? Severus: *"Why is everyone so stupid and I’m such a supreme being?" look* Inside. Sirius: Gladly! *grin* Severus: *"At least I’ll die and go to Heaven whilst these two will be left alone’ probably shagging each other senseless’ then again I don’t want to be left out" look* BLONDE INSIDE! Sirius: But that would make me ‘ Severus: Lucius, yeah. Lucius: *coming out of blonde’s natural state of distraction* What was that? Severus: Just telling Sirius his insides look like you. Lucius: *to Sirius* So, you’re as handsome in the inside as in the outside. Sirius: *to Lucius* At first I didn’t understand’ but now I see it clearly. Severus, there are easier ways to pay a compliment.
Soon he could feel the snake's tail moving over his firm buttocks,
Sirius: *eyes Lucius’ arse* Lucius: *sits swiftly down* Sirius: Awwww’ Lucius: *blushes* Severus: What’s going on? Sirius: Nothing, just appreciating the view. Severus: *follows Sirius’ look* Oh, I see’*hands him the parchment* Go on. Your turn to read. Sirius: What? Severus: Read. The. Fic. Sirius: But’ Severus: If you want to keep everything you were projected with, of course.
and before long that was starting to tingle as well. But, it was the presence of the animal's body, still clinging to the lower front of his cock,
All: *crossing legs* Clinging to what?!
that he felt the most. 'God damn it! Why did it have to settle right there, of all places'
Sirius: *ironically* Yes, why, Nagini? It’s not like you intended to arouse him or anything’
Lucius thought with exasperation.
Severus: ‘and then he died of tiredness.
It was causing him to feel quite excited.
Severus: *to Lucius* Ok, tell me again how much you’re not enjoying it’ Lucius: *hesitantly* I’m’ not’ enjoying it’ at all. Severus: And even though you keep saying it, it gets less and less convincing’
It's a good thing the creature didn't know what it was doing to him.
Sirius: *dreamingly* Imagine if it did!
As he continuo wao wait he felt his face grow flush at the constant unintentional stimulation his body was receiving from the snake. 'This is getting out of hand,'
Sirius: And in’ Lucius: Stop. Sirius: What?! You’re complaining ‘cos you don’t need to use your hand? Do you know how lucky you are? *looking at Severus* Severus: *patience is a virtue* Hmm? Were you saying something?
he thought. 'Problem is, if I try to get rid of that damn animal now, I might end up pig ofg off the Dark Lord.
Lucius: ‘and since I’m full of that Kamikaze spirit’
It can't stay on for too much longer, can it?
Sirius: No. Eventually it will go on ‘off mode’.
All I have to do is keep focused on utter nothingness
Sirius: That’ll be easy. Severus: The lack of brain cells will help too.
and it will crawl off soon enough. If only this didn't feel so good!'
Lucius: Who votes for a different phrasing? *rises arm* Severus / Sirius: *gain some distance from him*
But, to his dismay, the snakeng tng to his skin more tenaciously than ever.
TBC
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