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Seduce My Father - Complete	By : AnasumiHideki Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 43148 -:- Recommendations : 4 -:- Currently Reading : 6
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"We really should not apparate with Luna anymore." Severus said, eyeing her wearily as they walked up the front steps to the door.

"Why?" Adrien asked confused. "Oh... Right... Risk of splinching.."

"Exactly... I didn't think about that. I'm sorry, Luna. We'll have to borrow a broomstick from Draco to take you back." Severus said.

"It'll be a long ride, but... Should be fine." Adrien shrugged as they stepped inside.

"Adrien! Happy fucking birthday, you fucking arse." Draco said, coming over to drape his arm around his friend's shoulders.

Looking around, he noticed he was late to his own party, and gave Severus and Hermione a look, but laughed in spite of himself.

"Those two made me late." he told the crowd of friends he'd invited. It was Harry, Draco of course, Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy, Ron, Ginny, Fred and George, Kendra, as per Lucius's request, and many others.

Severus and Hermione took a seat, knowing that Adrien was wanting to address all of his friends. Now, for two reasons.

"I'd just like to say to you all, thanks for coming. I'm sorry I'm late to my own party," he laughed. "but I have two very important things to reveal to you all. Since you're all my friends, I wanted you to know,-"

"Oh, shit, are you dying, Adrien?!" Draco roared with laughter.

"No, you fucking sod. Not quite." Adrien laughed again. "What I wanted to say, before I was so rudely interrupted, is that this birthday of mine is quite symbolic. Today, marks the day that I will stop aging."

Everyone looked around at eachother, bewildered.

"What do you mean, you'll stop aging?" Pansy asked, almost enviously.

"I'm part Seraphim. Seraphims don't age past twenty years. Which means,-" he began pacing the floor. "I'm just about borderline immortal."

Everyone was murmuring to themselves, some confused, others enviously.

"I knew there was something fucked up about you!" George hollared playfully.

"Yes, it's very fucked up. But, I wanted you all to know, in case you run in to me in about twenty years, and I look just as sexy as I do now." Adrien smirked, running his pale hands down his front in a teasing manner.

"Another thing I'm wanting to announce,-" he said, gesturing toward Luna. "-is that I, Adrien Severus Snape, am to be a father." he said proudly, making Luna blush.

A rouse of applause and shouts of congratulations erupted in the room.

"Thank you all for being such teriffic friends. Now enough of the speech bullshit. Celebrate me, Luna, and my coming child, already!" Adrien exclaimed happily.

"So when's the wedding?" Harry asked, coming toward Adrien.

"We don't quite know yet. Luna says she'd prefer to do it during the winter. Says she wants it to be a "white wedding." Adrien grinned.

"Well that's fantastic," Harry said smiling. "Congratulations. Really, mate. I'm sure you'll be a teriffic father."

"Thanks, Harry." Adrien beamed, shaking his hand.

"Was that so bad, Adrien?" Severus asked, coming up behind his son who shook his head.

"Nah. I suppose the fear got the best of me." he replied, watching all the girls flock around Luna, asking questions of how far along she was, and other womanly questions.

"Well, Adrien,-" came Lucius's voice from behind him. He handed the younger Snape one of his finer cigars. "-It's tradition." Lucius told him, seeing the odd look on his face.

"Oh, well, thanks Lucius."

"That is a fine cigar, so you better enjoy it." Lucius smirked at him.

Adrien conjured a floating flame with his wand, and hovered it above his palm and lit the cigar. He noted a strange taste in it that he had had before, but he couldn't put his finger on what it was. He sat down on the sofa and began feeling like he was melting into the upholstery, while his eyelids became halved, and he couldn't stop smiling. Finally, he realized Lucius had given him pot, and Malfoy Manor began to reek of it.

"Someone take this.." Adrien said, lazily, holding it out to Draco. The blonde took it, and shrugged as he began to smoke it as well.

"What the hell, Lucius?" Severus asked, shaking his head.

"I figured, that maybe this time, if they were all to get a little high, rather than drunk, I wouldn't have to watch my son nosh of Harry Potter again." Lucius smirked.

Severus had to agree. "I'll say you're right there. Is this why Malfoy Manor is virtually free of whiskey at the moment?" he asked, looking around.

Lucius nodded and smiled, clearly pleased with himself. "It's the better of two evils." he drawled.

Severus and Lucius looked up to see Adrien walking toward the older Malfoy.

"Why... Did you get me so high? Like, seriously. Low blow, Malfoy. I can't even think right now." Adrien said, becoming racked with laughter.

Just to see if he could, Severus zeroed in his son's thoughts, and discovered that he could read them plain as day. Adrien really wasn't thinking about much at all except for Luna and the child now growing in her womb. He decided it was probably a good thing though, considering the young wizard's thoughts had been racked with all kinds of things lately, and he needed some kind of momentary relief. Though Severus didn't really approve of drug use, he figured it was his adult son's birthday, so why the hell not?

Adrien refused his turn as it was passed around the room, not wanting to be so fucked up his mind would be completely gone. He wanted to hex Lucius, but at the same time, he had to thank him. It would be a very relaxing birthday, indeed.

Hermione passed, as did Luna, so they all sat back and listened as a once rambunctious environment on the night of graduation was now reduced to everyone sitting around, speaking about obscenities. The only sound heard was talking, light music, and incessant laughter.

Severus sat back with a glass of water, near Lucius, and the two grown men listened and shook their heads at the ridiculous conversations unfolding around them. For example:

"Could you imagine... What a fucking... Baby chicken would sound like... If you were to throw it off of a cliff?" Draco asked around the room, laughing hysterically.

"Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!" Fred supplied, laughing.

Severus rolled his eyes as everyone burst into laughter at the witless joke.

"Why don't you all dance or something? That was far more entertaining than this remedial scene." Lucius laughed.

"Nobody dances when they're sober!" a few of the younger witches and wizards exclaimed.

Needless to say, the only thing that really happened that night, was lots of food being consumed. Toward the end of the night, Adrien decided he was tired, and wanted nothing more than to go home and sleep.

"Draco, could I borrow your broomstick?" Adrien asked the blonde once he was completely un-high.

"Yeah, sure, mate." Draco replied, getting up to go fetch it.

"I'll be sure to let everyone know when the wedding will be. Like I've told Harry, it most likely won't be until the winter, because that's how my Luna wants it. So, expect invitations. Thank you all for coming to this boring party." Adrien laughed, taking the broomstick from Draco.

Adrien bade all of his friends goodbye, and Luna followed him out to mount the broomstick, and then they were off.

"Are you ready to go, then?" Hermione asked Severus who nodded, also looking very tired. He stood, grabbed hold of her, waved to Lucius, and disapparated.

"How long will it take Luna and Adrien to get here?" she asked, sitting down in an armchair.

"Probably about... Well... I don't know. Half an hour? At most? Depends on how fast he flies." Severus replied.

"I can't believe Lucius didn't condone drinking tonight." Hermione said, truly flabbergasted.

"Yes, neither can I. I'm bloody thankful though. Merlin." Severus laughed slightly, shaking his head.

"So you have seriously never tried Marijuana?" Hermione asked, coming round to sit in his lap, instead of across the room. She recalled asking him earlier in the school year, and he didn't give her a straight answer.

"Okay, yes, if you must know... I did it one time, and I hated it." Severus replied truthfully.

"Why did you hate it?" Hermione asked, stroking his hair.

"Because, it made me feel incompetant. I couldn't concentrate on anything. It made my mind go haywire."

Hermione laughed. "Fair enough."

"Why didn't you do it?" Severus asked her.

"Because I don't like it either." she replied, placing a kiss on his cheek.

Severus turned his head to welcome her lips to his, and groaned as she suckled his bottom lip into hers, caressing it lightly with her tongue before she released.

"I'm going to miss not having you around." he told her quietly.

"There's still about a month and a half left of summer break. You don't have to miss me yet." she said softly, nuzzling at his neck.

Severus let his eyes close while Hermione placed small kisses along his skin, just as the front door flew open, startling them both. Adrien smirked as he landed the broom and came inside, noting the look on their faces.

"Did I scare you both?" he asked, amused.

"It was rather sudden is all." Hermione laughed.

"Fuck, I really wish Lucius had warned me before that dick move." Adrien began again. "I mean, really, it's quite fucked up to give someone drugs without their knowing."

"That it is, but he was doing you a favor. In his eyes, I mean." Severus said.

"Well, I'm not high anymore, but I'm still totally knackered because of it, so... I think we're going to go to bed."

"Yes, we are too. Goodnight, Adrien. And again, happy birthday."

"Thank you, dad. Goodnight."
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