Refugee

Refugee
Crossover fic: WrestlingXHarry Potter
Pairing: Shawn Michaels/Lucius Malfoy
Rated: R for now
Summary: Lucius escapes from Azkaban in the middle of Book 6, wandless, starved, helpless, and completely lost in the muggle world.
Disc: Not my men, not my show, not my book, not my anything! *sooooooooob*

Chapter 7: The Men of HBK

I heard the sound of an automatic vehicle starting up-- or whatever they call that thing they use to move around in-- and then leaving off in the distance.

Fine. All well and good. If the large-nosed man says I need to go look at my muggle\'s photo albums, than I shall. ...Not that I\'m interested in any way shape or form in dating the muggle, I\'d just like to see what the men in his past looked like. Just incase I happen to bed him, I want to make sure that I can measure up just as well.

A lot of my strength has yet to return, so even walking down the stairs was a bit much. I hate being this weak- I can\'t do much of anything, and I certainately don\'t look as attractive as I should. Normally, my body would be the peak of perfection- not too muscular, but skinny and lithe like some starved teen age boy (the look my son was going for, unfortunately). I believe it\'s the fault of Quidditch- since the Potter boy is lanky and tall, Draco thinks it gives him an edge as seeker-- and I\'ll have him know that I played seeker when I was at Hogwarts, and I was not a twig. Though, looking at Shawn, and the two men I\'ve seen him with so far, my body was no where near their shape.

I walked into my muggle\'s living room, taking a photo album off of the book case. It was the biggest one here so it had to be it. I took a seat in the near by chair, a little surprised to see the pictures not moving. How primitive.

Written on the first page was the name of a man that looked a little on the mousy side, with his long bushy brown hair and bizarrely colored costume.

\'Marty Jannetty- First male lover, first tag partner- still best friend despite what Hunter thinks.\'

Interesting. In the pictures of him and Shawn, they look to be about the same height, and same muscle mass. If lipped past some pictures of Shawn with women- I\'m not interested in comparing myself with them in the least until I came across pictures of a man that could give the games keeper a run for his money in height.

\'Kevin \'Diesel\' Nash- First really tall man I\'ve been with. My ex-bodyguard, and still very good friend. Part of the Kliq.\'

I continued on, making tiny notes to myself.

\'Bret \'Hitman\' Hart- Longest relationship. Could\'ve married, but screwed up in 1997. Miss him much.\'

\'Sandman- One night stand.\'

\'Raven- One night stand.\'

\'Chris Benoit- Interesting couple of weeks. Felt like I was with Bret again.\'

\'Mark Calloway- Biggest I ever had. Relationship got too scary.\'

\'Hunter Hearst Helmsley- Lovely passionate relationship. Still good friends.\'

\'Steve Austin- Current boyfriend. Likes to hurt me, but only when he\'s drunk. Loving boyfriend when he\'s sober. Must not have any alcohol in the house. Hard to get him to use protection, but I can make him do it.\'

My word- he\'s a slut! In addition to all of these men, there\'s women too! I must say for myself, despite my attractive features, I\'ve never had this many lovers before. Severus-a dear friend of mine from school and other things, my wife, and two mistresses are all I\'ve ever had sexually!

But aside all of that, that big nosed lout is right. If Shawn\'s going to take notice in me, I\'ve got to be more like the men in these pictures. I put my muggle\'s book back, and started up the stairs to my room.

There\'s a lot to work on, and even though I hate to admit it, I\'m glad that damn muggle gave me his body building book. I know it seems stupid that I want to do this so badly, I\'ve got no reason other than my muggle to do it for... Parts of me tell me that he\'s all the reason I need, and it frightens me. What is this feeling I have for him?

...It must be because I kissed those lips of his. It\'s a carnal desire, that\'s all it is. I only want him because of lust. It\'s the only way a wizard of my character could ever really justify something like that. Honestly, I should smack myself for this- lusting after a muggle. But at the same time that I should, I don\'t. I\'m going to be the man that Shawn seems to like- physically- and bed him. That\'s it. It\'s bad enough to want to sleep with muggles, and I\'d be a damn fool for wanting anything more other than sex.

TBC