Muse | By : jemlia Category: Harry Potter AU/AR > Slash - Male/Male Views: 3394 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. |
‘I hate him.’
‘You do bloody not!’
‘Alright, I don’t hate him, but he’s so fucking pretentious.’
Remus frowned. 'Pretentious?' he repeated in disbelief. 'He’s just confident and…well, look at him, Pete. He’s bloody beautiful, for Christ‘s sake. And do you even know what pretentious means?’
‘It means arrogant arsehole in my world.’
Remus glared at his friend then stood up. ‘Tell him I’ve gone to the loo. Fucking pretentious…where did you even learn that word, Pete?’
‘Some nasty book you lent me. Told you no good comes from reading.’
‘Tosser!’
Remus made his way through the Friday night crowd at the pub, disappearing into the toilet, Sirius’ eyes watching him all the way from the busy bar where he was waiting to order their drinks. The brunette twisted around to look back at the table they’d procured and saw Peter’s stony face. He turned back to James who was trying to get the barmaid’s attention.
‘I don’t think Remus’ friend likes me.’
‘Neither do I,' agreed James, waving his hand at the barmaid. 'He wasn’t exactly subtle, was he?’
‘You like Remus though, don’t you?’
‘Er…’
The barmaid made her way over to them then and James placed his order, only to have Sirius pounce once the woman had turned to collect glasses.
‘James?’
‘Look, I hardly know him, Sirius,' James said. 'He seems alright…a bit on the arty farty side for me, but decent enough I guess. I don’t not like him…’
‘He’s incredible, James! How can you not see that?’
‘Because I’m not ruled by my cock?’
‘Neither am I. I haven’t shagged him...’
‘No, just jerked him off in a cupboard.’
Sirius scowled at his friend, wishing he'd never confided in him, then handed the returned barmaid some cash, ignoring her fluttering eyelashes as she handed over their drinks. He was annoyed at James, annoyed at Remus‘ stupid friend, Peter, and he just wanted to go and drown himself in Remus‘ kiss again.
He shoved his two glasses at James, who automatically grabbed at them. ‘Here. You can take these to the table. I need to take a piss.’
He left James juggling the four beers and pushed a path to the bathroom, bursting through the doors and startling Remus, who was washing his hands. The blue-eyed man smiled at him in the mirror and chuckled.
‘You sure know how to make an entrance.’
Sirius grinned and moved swiftly across the room, eyeing off Remus’ arse as he did.
‘Your friend, Peter, hates me.’
Remus raised an eyebrow and turned around, leaning against the washbasin in a casual, rakish way that surprised, but delighted Sirius.
‘Yes, he does,' he said, not bothering to deny it. 'Your friend, James, isn’t particularly taken with me either.’
Sirius nodded, a little distracted by a lock of hair that fell into Remus’ eyes as he spoke. The artist flicked it back with a toss of his head, the corner of his mouth turning up in a half-smirk as he spoke.
‘So? Do we care what they think?’
Sirius’ breath caught in his chest as his eyes slid over the long, lean body stretched out in front of him and he forgot all about the two men waiting outside for them.
‘Ah, fuck ‘em,' he declared recklessly. 'What do two breeders know?’
He had time to see Remus’ face break out into a smile before the other man's lips crashed down onto his
~*~
When they emerged from the bathroom ten minutes later and sat down at the table, they heard twin snorts of combined frustration and amusement from their friends as they took in their ruffled hair, their swollen lips and flushed faces.
‘Don’t need to be able to read minds to figure out what you two have been up to,' James scolded. 'For Christ’s sake, can’t you control yourselves even at a straight pub? You could get your heads bashed in.’
‘Chill out, James,’ Sirius muttered, sliding into the booth beside his friend, Remus sitting down beside Peter.
James rolled his eyes at Peter, who shook his head resignedly and sipped his beer. ‘Peter was saying he’s got a season pass to Man United’s games,’ James said to Sirius. ‘We’re going to go together tomorrow.’
The other man raised a bored eyebrow and said sardonically, ‘Really? How fascinating.’
James pulled a face and leaned across the table, addressing Peter in a conspiratorial mock-whisper. ‘Sirius hates football - I have to practically tear his arm off dragging him to watch the reserves team I‘m in. He’s a lousy friend really.’
Peter laughed. ‘So’s Remus. He’s too busy with his painting to get interested in footy. I know he’s a poof, but is there a rule they can’t like minge or sport?’
‘Oi!’ Remus jabbed his elbow hard into Peter’s ribs, making the other man wince. ‘I don’t mind footy.’
‘Only because of the sweaty blokes in tight shorts.’
Sirius chuckled, nudging Remus’ knee under the table. ‘That’s the only reason I put up with James forcing me to go to his matches.’
Remus laughed and James and Peter exchanged a tolerant glance, only just managing to refrain from rolling their eyes again.
The next hour passed far more pleasantly than Remus or Sirius had expected after the rough start. James and Peter had hit it off and were trying to outdo each other with increasingly outrageous stories about their best friend’s antics in previous relationships. Peter was currently splayed across the booth, laughing his arse off at James’ retelling of Sirius’ romantic failures.
‘And then he looked down and realised it was all down the leg of his jeans and he’d walked home like that…’
James could barely get the climax of the story out between guffaws, an annoyed and blushing Sirius hissing at his friend.
‘James, shut the fuck up.’
Remus let loose a snigger then looked apologetic when Sirius rounded on him. He held up his hands defensively.
‘Hey, I’m sorry, but it’s funny…and you laughed at my…problem…with that Italian bloke.’
‘Well, that was funny.’ Sirius pouted - 'very prettily,' Remus thought - and the artist reached across the table and patted the other man's hand, wanting to bring this topic of conversation to an end.
‘Sorry,’ Remus said. 'I promise not to laugh at any more of your...er...sexual mishaps.
Sirius muttered something that sounded like, 'Better not,' then laced their fingers together. Remus smiled, his skin tingling at the contact and he pressed their palms together. He heard a gagging noise and turned to glare at Peter, who shook his head.
‘Sorry, but I’m not pissed enough to watch you two make puppy eyes at each other.’ He downed his remaining half-glass of ale and slammed it down onto the table before standing up and turning to James. ‘I’ll give you a call about the time for that match tomorrow, James.’
James nodded, finishing his own beer while Peter turned to Sirius. ‘Seems you may not be as big of a prick as I first thought.’ He held out his hand. ‘It was nice to meet you.’
Surprised, Sirius stood and shook hands with Peter who added in a pleasant tone, ‘But if you fuck Remus around, I’ll wring your poncy neck.’
Sirius’ eyes widened, but Peter just gave him a mild smile and hugged a startled Remus quickly.
‘See ya, mate.’
‘Um, yeah…’
Peter waved and sidled past Remus, disappearing into the ever-growing crowd as James also prepared to depart.
‘I’m off as well. Good to meet you, Remus.’ James covered his mouth as he burped then offered a hand to Remus, who took it gingerly.
James clapped Sirius on the shoulder firmly and grinned. ‘Don’t do anything I wouldn’t,’ he laughed, before he was also swallowed up by the mass of bodies in the pub.
Remus and Sirius stared at each other, bemused, then Sirius let out a bark of laughter. ‘Well, that was…’
‘Agonising?’
‘I was going to say interesting, but your description is more accurate.’
Remus smiled and finished his drink. Sirius watched him with contemplative eyes then, when Remus put his glass down, he leaned forward, knees knocking against Remus’ under the table, fingertips touching the other man’s. ‘You wanna go? I can give you a lift home…and maybe come up and let you sketch me again.’
Remus felt heat spread through his body, beginning where the tips of their fingers touched and moving rapidly through his veins. He saw the hungry expression on Sirius’ face and a pleasant, anticipatory shiver shook his thin frame.
‘Sure,’ he said, the words falling from his lips before he even realised they were forming. ‘I’d like that.’
TBC...
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