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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly I own nothing, everything written is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed. This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus. I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review. Chapter 7. By the time Harry and Hermione made it to the great hall the Christmas party was well under way helped along by the the fact that copious amounts of alcohol was being consumed by everyone there. "Come on Mia" said Harry propelling her over to where Sirius, Remus and Severus were stood talking. "Harry you go ahead I'm just going to chat with Imogen and Aurora" she waved at the three men before turning towards the two women she'd just mentioned. "You can't avoid him forever." "I'm not avoiding him" she hissed "I'm just not ready to be that close to him okay? Now smile and drop the subject" she unlinked her arm and walked over to Imogen and Vector. "Hi Hermione would you like some wine, we're hoarding the best bottles there's a nice fruity merlot? or a lovely crisp chardonnay?" asked Vector "Chardonnay please" accepting the rather large glass she sipped it and murmured her approval "Thanks I needed that." "Come on we might as well go and join that motley crew, it seems pointless us all standing in little groups" said Imogen nodding her head at Harry and the rest. Hermione sighed inwardly as she followed the older women across the room, she glanced up from her wine glass to see Severus looking at her from beneath his long sooty eyelashes "Damn" she thought "Why does he look at me like that, that look should be outlawed." As the group stood talking Hagrid's voice boomed out across the hall "Right folks gather round it's time for Santa to hand out presents" Amidst all the drunken cheering Hermione worried whether Severus would like his gift even though he wouldn't know who sent it. Hagrid who was wearing bright red Santa suit sat down in on a reinforced chair that had been transfigured into looking like a sleigh with Fang who was wearing antlers by his side "HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS to all the staff here at Hogwarts, now when I call your name I want you to come and collect your gift, you don' have to open it in front of us but it would be nice for us all to see. Right then who's first?" he reached down into the red velvet sack and pulled out the first present. "Harry this ones got your name on it." Harry walked over, took the gift and eagerly opened it, he grinned it was the extra loud quidditch whistle that he'd been wanting ever since he'd read about it in Quidditch Monthly "Thanks guys, it's ace!" he was just about to blow it when Minerva spoke up "Do NOT use that in the castle Harry or I will be forced to confiscate it." giving him one of her famous glares. "Yes Headmistress" replied Harry who was grinning like a mischievous little boy. "Aurora" called Hagrid continuing on with his task. She opened her gift "My favorite bottle of wine, what lovely people you are thank you" "Sirius" Ripping open his present Sirius laughed and remarked dryly "A dog bowl with my name on it, thanks it's just what I always wanted" he gave a mock glare at Severus who just smirked and raised an eyebrow in reply, while the rest of the room was laughing their heads off Hagrid reached into his sack and pulled the next present out. "Sybil" Sybil swayed and staggered over to Hagrid, upon opening her gift she flew into a drunken rage muttering something about false prophesies and stupid muggles playing with stuff they didn't understand. Poppy led her over to the other side of the room,gave her another sherry and tried to placate her by telling her that she was a good seer while keeping a straight face. Harry watched this with amusement, Remus nudged him and in a low voice said "That was pretty mean Harry you know how she feels about her seeing abilities." Harry shrugged "She deserved it Remus for all those God awful lessons she made me sit through, besides it's not like she's going to remember, the womans wasted." There was only a few teachers left now who had yet to receive their presents as Hagrid in his wisdom had decided to carry on while Sybil was drunkenly ranting about Nostradamus to anybody who was stupid enough or drunk enough to listen. "Hermione" called out Hagrid. She went up, collected her present, said thanks and walked back to her friends before opening it "Nice Sirius, real tasteful" she held up a pair of hot pink fluffy handcuffs and a bottle of massage oil." Sirius tried hard to look innocent "Hey how do you know it's from me? it could be from Remus or Harry or even... old Sevvie boy here." "Do you really need me to answer that Pads? Or are you going accept that your abilities as a famous marauder are failing with age" she poked him with her wand "If you like I'll let you keep the handcuffs as the ones I already have are better equipped for me" Sirius grinned at her "You know I love you kitten, when are you going realize that you're madly in love with me too so we can run away together?" "Oh Sirius" she deadpanned "I can't hold back any longer, take me now you big stud muffin, fill me up with your love seed, make me a woman!" everybody cracked laughing up as Sirius swung Hermione over his shoulder and proceeded to run off with her. "I'll teach you to mock me you cheeky witch" he started tickling her "Remus mate I need some help." Severus had just collected his present and was pleasantly surprised at his gift, a book of sarcastic quotes by famous muggles, he wondered who would send him this book, he looked round the room at his colleagues when his eyes came across Hermione who was being tickled mercilessly by Sirius, he noticed that she was wearing one of those tight little t-shirts which knowing Hermione would have a smartarse comment on it, he looked at the one she was wearing today, the message on it made him smile "Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often." that's when it hit him she had bought him the book, and she'd probably just finished getting it when she'd bumped into him yesterday. "Stop lying to yourself" his inner voice told him "You knew she wasn't paying attention to where she was going but did you get out of the way? No! because you wanted her to bump into you, you wanted to know what music she was listening to as she shimmied down the corridor" he started growing hard as he thought of Hermione dancing just for him "Behave yourself" he told himself sternly but it didn't help because Hermione's top had ridden up from being tickled and he could see a fair bit of her toned stomach, he watched her writhing under the administrations of the older wizard and all he wanted to do was rip Sirius's hands off and beat him senseless with them, but instead he took a deep breath to calm himself before he casually strolled over to them. "Stop! Please.. hahaha.., Sirius I mean it stop!" squealed Hermione to no affect "Harry do something you arse, Remus give me back my wand now!" the other two wizards were bent double clutching their sides in laughter at their best friends antics. Severus went up to Remus took the wand out of his hand and handed it to Hermione, noting the look of fear that flickered in the other three mens eyes made him chortle "Bad form Sirius to attack an unarmed witch, and as for you two standing by while said unarmed witch is being attacked. Oh the shame!" Hermione turned to the three men who were now cowering before her, she twirled her wand in her finger tips and grinned evilly "Pay back is a bitch boys" she told them. The three men started groveling and begging her forgiveness but it fell on deaf ears as she just stood there and muttered a spell she'd developed just for moments like this "Vexo ut permoveo, have fun boys" she turned to Severus "Thank you for your help kind sir, now that these curs have been dealt with would you like to partake in a drink with me?" she smiled sweetly at him. Severus looked over her shoulder to where Harry, Remus and Sirius were scratching at themselves like they had fleas and started laughing "That would be delightful my lady" he gave a small bow and offered her the crook of his arm "Shall we?" "Hermione please take the spell off it's not responding to anything we do" begged Harry who was itching his back with his wand. "Fine but only for you and Remus, Sirius can suffer a bit longer" she waved her wand but did the spell wordlessly there was no way she was giving the counter spell out. Harry and Remus sagged on the sofa in relief while Sirius was now rolling on floor trying to relieve the itching on his back when he felt the itching going lower. "Oh no!" he yelled "Hermione honey, I'm sorry please take this spell off right now" he was getting really agitated as the itching had just reached the top of his bum. "Sorry just doesn't cut it I'm afraid Padfoot, you know that I HATE being tickled and yet you don't learn so I'm teaching an old dog a new trick." she winked at Sirius and went over to Severus who had just poured her a glass of wine "Thanks Severus, this is going to be fun to watch", she nodded her head at Sirius who had just transformed into his animagus form and was just about to slide across the rug as dogs are prone to do. "Sirius Black don't you dare! think about doing that on my floor" shouted Minerva, Sirius gave her his sad puppy eyes and whined. "Hermione please put this mutt out of his misery, so we can get back to the party, honestly sometimes I think the kids are better behaved than you lot" she rolled her eyes at them and resumed her conversation with Poppy. Hermione smirked at the whining dog "Beg! That's a good doggy, see I told you I would teach you a new trick" Sirius was in a classic begging dog pose whining at her when she ended the spell, he quickly transformed back into himself grumbling. "You are one Evil little witch Hermione do you know that?" "You say the sweetest things Sirius" she poked her tongue out at him. Hermione and Severus had been talking for sometime when Remus came up and asked her for a dance, Severus watched as she was twirled about the great hall feeling slightly jealous of the way Remus's hands were on her waist "Bloody stupid werewolf" he thought angrily, then the song changed and she was now dancing with Sirius who in his opinion was holding her far too close "Move away from him Hermione, please Merlin don't let his hands wander" he was clenching his fist to stop him from reaching for his wand when he saw Sirius's hand slide down her back and he saw red, he walked over to the couple dancing and tapped Sirius on the shoulder "Do you mind if I cut in old friend" his tone may have been light but the look in his eyes told Sirius that he would be a dead man if he said no. Sirius smirked back and replied "Of course not old friend as long as Hermione has no objection" they turned to look at her, not trusting her voice she nodded and allowed herself to be swept into Severus's arms. After a couple of minutes of just enjoying the sensation of being in his arms Hermione finally trusted her voice enough to speak to him "You dance divinely Severus". He chuckled "You sound surprised, I'm extremely good at a lot of things Hermione" The way he said this made her shiver with delight, time seemed to stand still as they just stared into each others eyes, barely moving on the spot. Oblivious to everything around them they didn't notice Sirius, Remus and Harry huddled in a corner whispering like mad, then all of a sudden Sirius quickly conjured up some magical mistletoe above the dancing couple. As the song ended they reluctantly tried to break apart but they found couldn't, Hermione immediately searched the room for the marauders, she spotted them in a corner snickering to themselves and pointing to something above her head, bracing herself for the worst she looked up and saw the thing she feared the most, mistletoe. "Severus I think you'll find the root of our problem above us, Bloody Marauders!" Severus looked round the room at his co workers the only ones that were actually paying attention to them were the ones stood in a corner snickering so he decided to do the one thing he'd wanted to do all night since he'd seen the beautiful witch in front of him walk in the room. "I'm sorry Hermione but unfortunately the only way for us to get free is to kiss" his eyes glittering with the thought of kissing her. Hermione mouth went dry and she felt her knees go a little weak, luckily he still had his arms wrapped around her, she couldn't believe she was going to kiss him again, her gaze focused on his lips. Severus lowered his head and whispered in her ear "I think that if we're going to do this we may as well do it right and put a show on for the three stooges over there" his breath on her ear had the desired effect of making her eyes glaze slightly and her breath quicken. "I definitely owe Sirius a bottle of firewhisky for doing all the hard work for me" he thought, this is one Christmas party Severus was glad he'd been made to attend. "Okay, what do you have planned?" she asked Without warning Severus spun her out, then as he spun her back in he dipped her backwards, she gasped in surprise as his mouth swiftly captured hers. "Oh my god this is amazing" her brain was screaming at her she wrapped her arms around him deepening the kiss, "Please don't let it end" she thought as he slowly straightened upright not breaking the kiss, finally aware of the catcalls being shouted they broke apart breathing heavily. In the back ground they heard the clock striking midnight Hermione groaned she hadn't realized it was so late if she didn't leave now then she wouldn't get up in time for her early departure in the morning. "I'm sorry Severus but I'm going to have to go, Harry and I are off to Prague for a few days over Christmas and we have an early portkey to catch." "I understand, thank you for the dance I hope you have a pleasant Christmas" feeling rejected he gave her a slight bow and turned to walk away when he felt her soft hand on his arm. "Merry Christmas Severus" she said softly. "Ask me to stay and I'll stay" she thought. "Good night Hermione" he replied not looking at her and left the room, his brain shouting at him not to leave it hanging like he did, but as usual being the stubborn man that he is he ignored the rational side of his brain for a good dose of self loathing and wallowing in pity. Meanwhile back in the staff room Hermione glared at the three men who were trying to talk to her "This is not up for discussion understand?" when they agreed she said her goodbyes and good nights to everybody who was still in the room. As she lay in her bed all she could think of was the kiss and then the rejection in his eyes, she sighed "Why did that gorgeous talented man have to make things so hard?" eventually she dropped off to sleep, dreaming of that kiss. A/N: I'm sorry this chapter's taken so long to post but my husband has hogged the computer a lot this week and then I practically had to rewrite a huge chunk of it because I didn't like the way it was going, hopefully you'll like this chapter as much I do. BTW the Latin that Hermione uses literally translates into English as Irritation that moves. Love to you all Xx
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