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Sneaking Around Konoha	By : enchanted_nightingale Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Slash - Male/Male Views: 9779 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 9
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Title: Sneaking Around Konoha

Author: enchanted nightingale

Betas: nightjar, pussycatadamah

Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me. I only use them in my plot for fun.

Summary: Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem.

Pair: Harry Potter/ Kakashi Hatake

Chapter 7

Kakashi languidly twirled the dark strands of hair he had his fingers into. He was trying to rest a bit before his lover pounced on him again. After Sakura's visit he had been a bit on edge. He did not like it when people got interested in his personal life. Kakashi had been half amused and half insulted when Sakura had all but admitted she thought him incapable of getting anyone to like him. A smug look appeared on his face when his lover sighed.

"Do that again," Harry muttered.

Kakashi chuckled. He gave the strands another tug before he swooped down for a hard kiss. Harry surrendered to the onslaught until he felt his groin responding.

"Damn," the wizard muttered. "Kakashi, I can't handle another round. I'm too sore."

The silver haired ninja sighed, "Me neither." He fell on his back again and stared at the ceiling a bit. "I really need to get back to my apartment."

"Of course," Harry said even as his fingers sought his lover's hair and this time he was the one playing with silky silver-white strands of hair.

"You're not helping," Kakashi mumbled drowsily.

"You can stay you know."

"I know. It's..."

"Not proper," Harry finished.

"Never was very proper," the ninja commented.

"Neither was I."

"Harry?"

"Mmm?"

The ninja's voice lost a bit of its sleepiness and took a more serious tone. "I don't do relationships."

"What a coincidence, neither do I."

"I'm serious. I've had sex, lots of it. But I have never..."

"Been in a relationship?" Harry completed the sentence.

Kakashi nodded.

Harry sighed. "Me neither."

"Never?"

"Well. I went on a date once when I was fifteen and it was a disaster. Cho was her name and I had a girlfriend after her, Ginny. We dated for a while, which is a euphemism for snogging when the opportunity presented itself and when her older brothers weren't around; she had six of them."

Kakashi winced. Harry did not have a great track record either then. And women? He had nothing against them but Harry had admitted he only liked men.

Harry caught his look and shrugged. "Peer pressure mostly. And my relatives were homophobes."

"Your parents were not aware?"

"I've been orphaned since I was a toddler Kakashi. Though I don't believe my father would have minded, since he was quite the playboy before he finally got my mother to date him."

The wistfulness in the green eyed man's voice reminded the ninja of his own twisted home life. It seemed that family was not a topic for discussion when in bed. Whatever lust existed in the air was killed then and there.

"It's ancient history," Harry said then. "Don't think about it. I don't, not anymore."

Kakashi closed his eyes. Slowly he stood. His whole body was stiff.

"You pants are under the bed," Harry's voice came from the bed.

"Thanks," Kakashi responded.

The ninja slowly dressed, mindful of the emerald eyes that followed him. He was dressed in under ten minutes. He would shower at home.

"Goodnight," the Copy-Cat said.

Harry stood and padded over to him. He gave Kakashi an enthusiastic kiss. "Goodnight to you too." He walked to the window and opened it for the silver haired man.

The ninja slipped out effortlessly.

The wizard shook his head and closed the window again.

Next morning...

Teddy was with Kenji and Akihiko that day. It was noon when they finished with a D ranked mission they had gotten that day. Akihiko had yet to heal enough to let the team return to C ranked assignments. Kakashi was giving them more training and their families as well. Teddy was thinking of asking Harry for more training soon but had yet to find the time. They were chatting as they entered the mission room and as they came before the Chunin in charge of the missions they paused. The Godaime was in the room and the blonde woman was hugging a blond guy and currently choking him to death. Her assistant, Shizune-san was trying to make her let go of the poor guy. The genin blinked at the odd sight.

"I know that guy," Kenji whispered to Teddy.

Akihiko seemed to recognize the blond youth as well. "Uzumaki-san," the Yamanaka boy recognized.

Teddy studied the older teen, who had been released now and coughing from the chokehold he had been under. The blond was strong; Teddy could feel it from across the room. There was something primal about him too. And it was not just the whiskers on that face. It was something far deeper.

The blond turned then and he caught Teddy's gaze. Those blue eyes narrowed when they took him in.

"Yeah, yeah you old hag," the blond muttered.

"Naruto!" the Godaime growled.

The ninja dodged her next punch.

"Who are they?" Naruto asked afterwards, pointing a thumb at the genin team.

Tsunade smirked. "Naruto, meet Team 5, Kakashi's latest genin team." Her voice was smug when she said this.

The blond youth gasped in response to that. "No way! You got him to take another team? So cool!" Naruto jumped closer to the kids and inspected them. One was an Aburame, that much was glaringly obvious. The other boy looked like Ino but more masculine. A Yamanaka then. Blue eyes found the youngest and smallest of the group again. There was something about that boy that rubbed the Kyuubi vessel the wrong way.

"An Aburame, a Yamanaka and a ..." Naruto trailed off.

"Lupin," Teddy replied. "Reporting from our mission, Lady Hokage."

Tsunade smirked. "Go and get paid. There are no new missions today so you're free till tomorrow."

Team 5 bowed as a whole and went to collect their pay.

Naruto hummed and approached Tsunade again. "That squirt..."

"Lupin?" the blonde Sannin's guess was spot on. "What about him?"

"How old is he?" Naruto sounded serious.

"Nine or so."

The youth frowned. "Too young. His parents..."

"...Parent..."

"...are they ninja?"

"Civilian," Tsunade replied.

Naruto frowned again. "'I hope he does not turn into another Itachi or Sasuke," the ninja commented.

The Godaime smiled, proud of how the blond youth had grown over the years. He would make a truly wonderful Hokage one day. "Do not worry Naruto; Kakashi is looking after his team; he will not make the same mistake twice. Now go brat. You don't want to miss your party."

Just like that all worries disappeared from Naruto's face. "Yes! Party! I'm going old hag!"

Tsunade threw a kunai after him, missing intentionally. "That brat," she muttered with a fond smile.

Uchiha district...

Kakashi felt uncomfortable crossing the gate that led to the Uchiha compound. After a decade or so there was noise in this ghost like part of Konoha. Now the gates were open and there were lanterns that led the way to where the party was taking place. Kakashi absently thought that the other genin teams must have helped out with this. Dragging his feet, the jounin reached his former student's house. Uchiha Sasuke was at the door and already glaring at Kiba's not so small puppy.

"Yo!" Kakashi greeted.

Two dark eyes focused on him.

"Kakashi," Sasuke muttered, his tone bordering on hostile.

"Be nicer to the guests," Sakura appeared at his side and glared at her once crush.

If anything, Sasuke seemed even grumpier after her appearance.

"Kakashi-sensei, welcome!" Sakura greeted. She peered around him. "No plus one?"

Kakashi simply grinned under his mask. "Aren't I enough?"

Sakura sighed. "You'll do. Now get in. You're the last one. Sai has gone to fetch Naruto," she finished talking and pulled the silver haired ninja inside.

o

The party Naruto's friends threw for the blond was a big hit. Every one from the Rookie 9 was there, as well as TenTen, Lee, Neji, Gai, Tsunade and Shizune. Asuma came by for a while but left soon after to return to his wife and his newborn son. Jiraya dropped by at some point. Naruto arrived after everyone had been gathered. Sai had delivered the guest of honour without any problems. There was a table full of ramen bowls just for the blond ninja and Naruto had been excited as apparently there was no ramen stand in Suna (the blond had whined for a while till Sakura threatened to take the remaining bowls away).

There was a lot of food, plenty of alcohol, music and smiles all around. Kakashi preferred to watch from the sidelines as his colleagues and once students or teachers had fun. It seemed that Naruto's absence had been hard on all of his friends.

"Kakashi-sensei," Sakura at some point managed to get away from her boyfriend.

"Sakura," the jounin nodded at her.

"Why are you here?"

"I'm hiding from our lady Hokage," Kakashi admitted without shame. At Sakura's confused face he clarified, "She caught me during a drinking contest with Jiraya and wanted a go at me. I, for one, won't make the same mistake twice."

Sakura winced. "A very good tactic. So, no date?"

"I don't need one," Kakashi insisted.

"Anko is here. Perhaps..."

"Try setting me up with anyone, much less Anko, and I'll kill you in your sleep," Kakashi told her in a very pleasant voice. "Did you know I used to be an ANBU captain?"

The pink haired ninja actually shivered. "I'll go find Lee."

"Good girl."

Sakura left as fast as her legs could carry her and Kakashi smirked. "Works every time," he muttered to himself.

A few hours later...

Kakashi left the party more than a little buzzed that night. As he walked towards his place he mentally berated himself for taking on Jiraya's challenge when he knew from his teens how much the Sannin drank. His only saving grace was that he managed to avoid getting into a contest with Tsunade at least. Passing by a still open bar he barely sent the place a glance, he had had enough alcohol for the night. The only thing that made him pause was the noise coming from inside. Curious, Kakashi decided to go in. If it was a simple bar fight then the other ninja could take care of it.

o

Harry played with his empty cup. It was a principle of his to have no alcohol (save wine and Teddy hated the smell of it outside of his cooking) at home. During his time in the elemental nations the wizard found a new friend in sake whenever he needed to relax a bit. His friends could hear him rant in the two way mirror for hours but Harry hated bothering them every time he felt down or needed company. Now that Kurenai was a new mother would not leave her house for a while and Harry had no other friends left to bug. Hence his late night trip to this place. Harry did not fail to notice that this was the place he had met Kakashi all those months ago. A one night stand that did not seem to end and one Harry enjoyed a bit too much.

"Sir?"

The green eyed wizard blinked. In front of him a new full cup of liquor was placed.

"I did not order that," Harry told the guy. And he was sober enough to remember that much.

"From the chunin with the reddish brown hair," Harry was informed.

The wizard sought out the guy. The place held about ten people total and only Harry was a civilian. So it was easy to spot the man and there he was, leaning on a wall trying to look sexy, and failing. Because who could really measure up to Hatake Kakashi's level of sexiness? Not to mention that Harry was oversexed from the last time he met with the silver haired jounin and it was not a fact that occurred... ever really.

"Mm. I can't accept that," Harry told the barman.

The guy just nodded and took it back. The wizard focused back on his own glass but it was not meant to be.

"What's a civvy doing here so late?"

Harry fought a cringe. Still, manners kicked in and he decided not to ignore the guy. "Listen, I'm in a bit of a mood, I'd like to be alone so..."

"Man, that's not fun! You really need a drink!"

"I'd rather not, thank you though."

"Then you need a man," the chunin told him.

"I have that as well," Harry responded.

"I'm not seeing anyone around so he must not be good enough. I can definitely cheer you up."

"Thank you but no."

"Come on! Don't be like this!"

Harry saw the barman giving him a concerned look and then frown as the chunin got really grabby. Harry skilfully dodged the man's extended arm.

"I said no," Harry told the guy.

"But no means yes."

"In which universe?" Harry sneered.

He left enough money to cover his tab on the counter and turned to leave when the guy grabbed his arm in a rather painful way.

"Let go!" Harry demanded.

"Stop playing coy, little civvy. It's getting old."

The barman and a few others looked up at the scene that was unfolding.

"Hiko," the barman apparently knew the chunin. "Let the guy go."

"Why? So the tease can brag about this to his pals?"

"If you don't release me right now," Harry trailed off; warning evident in his voice but the chunin did not get it.

"If you weren't so uptight we could be having fun now," Hiko told him. He went to touch Harry's face and the wizard finally punched the lecherous guy with enough force to send the chunin headfirst on the bar.

The ninja were now standing and watching as Hiko got on his feet, wiping blood from his nose.

"Hiko, you had that coming," the barman said. "Let the poor guy alone and go sober up."

"Shut up!" the chunin yelled, pulling out a kunai.

Now even some of the guys drinking buddies were alarmed and trying to put some sense into him.

Harry saw the guy coming again and grabbed him by the arm, kunai digging too close to his neck for comfort. Two scenarios ran through his mind then. One of them involved the least conspicuous way to neutralise the guy without magic and the other was how fast he could Obliviate the witnesses if he ended up using magic on this bastard when...

"What's going on here?"

They all turned to look at the jounin that walked in. All the ninja knew him and the most sober ones cringed.

"Nothing," Hiko hissed and squeezed Harry's wrist tight enough to break the bone.

Harry's eyes had been wide in surprise at seeing Kakashi there but the force on his wrist finally made him wince. That was apparently all the proof Kakashi needed. He was a blur when he moved behind the chunin and placed his own kunai against the guy's throat.

"Step down," Kakashi ordered.

"He hit me first!" Hiko raged.

Kakashi's one visible eye focused on Harry. "Really?"

"Hatake-san," the barman spoke up. "Hiko is just drunk. And he was at fault..."

"This is ninja matter now. He used a weapon against a civilian," Kakashi said in a flat voice. "And he has yet to step down when a ninja of higher rank ordered him to do so."

The chunin in his rage released Harry but made a try at Kakashi and the jounin had him flattened out with a jab from the pommel of his weapon.

"I want him sober by morning and taken to Ibiki. Insubordination will not be tolerated," Kakashi said to the quiet room.

"Yes, sir," the other ninja's replied.

Harry barely had time to blink for Kakashi grabbed the wizard by the arm and dragged him out.

In the alley...

Kakashi felt like there was fire running through his veins. He had never felt enough anger to black out like this but this slip of a man had made him lose control in such a spectacularly violent way that it left the ninja reeling. He flexed his fingers again and felt a gasp from Harry. Kakashi led them to the nearest alley and pushed Harry up against the wall with enough force to bruise him.

"Kakashi! What's wrong with you?" the green eyed man demanded.

But the silver haired ninja would not lift his head to look at him. The emotions that had come over him were strong enough to make the usually composed ninja tremble.

"Damn it! Talk to me!" Harry demanded, feeling his own temper flare.

Kakashi lifted his head. "Shut up! Don't... Just don't!" he hissed darkly, his temper getting away from him.

Green eyes flashed and Kakashi soon found their places reversed. His back hit the wall with a thud and found himself staring right into Harry's furious face.

"You will not tell me what to do," the wizard thundered. "Not you, not anyone!" And then Harry pulled the mask that covered Kakashi's face and kissed him. It was wild, almost savage and it left the jounin gasping in shock.

"Harry..." Kakashi tried to catch his breath but the civilian kissed him again and again until the ninja was left dizzy. He grasped Harry's arms tightly but the other man just pushed him against the wall a bit more and this time latched onto Kakashi's neck.

"Lose the vest" Harry ordered. He placed a hand on Kakashi's waist and applied enough pressure to make the ninja gasp. Normally it would not be enough to bruise but Harry's magic was dancing on the wizard's skin.

Kakashi carefully dropped the vest and pulled his blouse off. Then Harry was all over him again, kissing a path down his scarred chest.

"Harry," the jounin spoke. "Wait. We can't do this here."

Harry's reply was to reach down to Kakashi's pants.

"Oh, hell," was the ninja's last coherent thought.

For the next few minutes Harry managed to reduce Kakashi to a bundle of need. He made the jounin forget that they were in plain sight, that the bar next to them still had clients inside, that it was improper for a ninja of Kakashi's calibre (and anyone else really) to be caught literally with his pants down in an alley. Kakashi buried his fingers into raven black hair and tried to find some leverage as his knees shook.

"Harry," he gasped.

The wizard gave him a dark look before pulling back, leaving Kakashi a mess.

"I... Harry, I need..."

Harry slowly rose and kissed his way up till he reached Kakashi's chin. "Turn around."

Kakashi's haze of lust dispersed a bit. "What?"

"Turn. Around," Harry stressed.

On a rooftop nearby...

Sakura nearly fell down the roof when she realized exactly what was happening. She had seen death and pain in her life as a ninja. And she had even taken a peek in Jiraya's books before she got involved with Lee. The pink haired ninja leaned a bit forward and her green eyes went wide. It was not a man with a woman but two guys in the alley. Sakura nearly lost her balance when she tried to get a better look and she almost regretted this. The only thing that helped her case was her ninja training and the fact that Naruto, who was Mr. Expect the Unexpected, had been her team mate. There was really nothing that could have ever prepared her for this sight, because not even in her wildest imagination did she think up an image like this: Kakashi (without his mask but that was not what was important that moment, her mind screamed at her) was mostly naked and another man moving behind him.

'Definitely having sex,' Sakura's mind helpfully supplied.

The kunoichi swallowed the lump in her throat and closed her eyes trying to resist the impulse to look again. Her eyes acted of their own accord and she found herself watching the two men again. They were certainly having fun and for the first time Sakura realized that Hatake Kakashi was a very handsome man, even better looking than her once crush really. And the man with Kakashi was a perfect contrast to her once sensei. Where Kakashi had light hair, the stranger had dark, where her sensei was tanned the other was pale. They were both very well toned though, she noted as her eyes trailed to the spot where the two bodies were joined. Feeling herself growing red in the face, Sakura used her hand to fan herself. The two men made quite the vision together, moving as one, moaning and groaning in pleasure.

Feeling like a complete pervert, and a bit turned on, the pink haired woman decided it was time to leave.

Back in the alley...

Kakashi tried to catch his breath when he came down from the high his orgasm gave him. He felt Harry move and then the ninja turned around, sagging against the wall. He took in the vision Harry made. He was all flushed and his hair messier. There was sweat running down his face and neck. He still wore all his clothes and he was now handing Kakashi's scattered clothes back to the ninja. The jounin gingerly reached to his lowered pants first, wincing as he bent. Harry then offered him his blouse.

"Thanks," Kakashi replied as he took it.

Harry watched the silver haired man dress, feeling slightly guilty about how rough he had been.

"Kakashi...I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. I..."

The jounin looked up. He studied how nervous the other man looked and almost grinned. "Harry..."

The wizard cringed a bit.

"I loved it," Kakashi admitted. And he had. The feeling of being dominated by the usually shy and well mannered green eyed man had been a very, very pleasant occurrence for him. It was worth the burn he felt in his butt and the bruises Harry had left all over his body. And he told all this to Harry, enjoying how those eyes went wide.

"You did?" Harry wondered.

"My ass is burning from it, my knees are still week and the location could have been better but I loved it when you took charge," Kakashi told him.

Harry's blush was worth seeing.

Kakashi finished getting dressed. "It's late," he told Harry. "I'll take you home."

"Okay. But isn't that out of your way?"

The ninja smirked. "Have you ever tried shunshin?"

Harry blinked. That sounded foreign to him even after years in Konoha.

In response Kakashi embraced him and they were gone in the blink of an eye, in a swirl of chakra and leaves.

When they reappeared in front of Harry's door the wizard staggered a bit but the ninja steadied him.

"What a rush," Harry muttered.

"Great isn't it?"

"Not the word I was looking for," the green eyed man replied. He unlocked the door and opened it, pausing a bit. "Will you be okay?"

"I've had a lot worse Harry," Kakashi gently explained. "Rough sex is hardly a bad thing," he gave a leer at Harry when he said that.

"Still, I-"

"Don't apologize for giving me a good time," Kakashi cut him off.

He bent to kiss his lips and somehow what was meant to be a single, parting kiss, became heated quickly.

"Harry, wait..."

"I want you again," the wizard admitted.

The ninja replied with another kiss and the pair stumbled inside the house and up to Harry's bedroom.

Next morning...

Kakashi felt his head pounding that morning. Whether it was the alcohol he had had the night before or the exhaustion he felt from having sex all night long he was unsure. When he opened his eyes he found himself staring at a very familiar head. Slowly sleep left him and he realized he had actually spent the night in Harry's bed.

"It's not the end of the world," the man using him as a pillow mumbled.

Kakashi blinked.

Harry lifted his head and kissed Kakashi's chin. "'Morning," he muttered lying back down.

Kakashi instead of letting him settle, rolled them till he was pinning Harry on the bed.

"I could do with a proper 'good morning'," he told the raven haired man.

Harry smirked.

Teddy was used to waking up to the smells of his godfather's cooking. It did not matter what day of the week it was or if it was before dawn, Harry would be up and running the kitchen like his own little army. So when he woke up that morning to find his godfather's domain without Harry, the genin frowned. His mind went to that one time the green eyed man had not made breakfast. It was when Harry had been sick. Suddenly Teddy was worried. Was Harry sick again?

Carefully the preteen left the kitchen and tried not to run to Harry's bedroom. Teddy could not feel the wards being raised around the room save for the sound proofing ones (they had had those erected so that Harry's nasty and violent nightmares would not disturb the boy) so the young wizard just opened the door and stopped short. Because there on the bed was his godfather, straddling a man's lap, both of them wearing only towels around their waists. The metamorphmagus felt his brain blank out for a moment before recognising the gravity defying, silver coloured hair of his jounin instructor.

"Harry?" Teddy stuttered.

The pair on the bed stilled. Slowly Harry turned around and Teddy made contact with his godfather's startled eyes.

"Teddy?" the grown wizard whispered.

"I'll... kitchen, yes there... I... bye!" the boy blurted and ran out of the room.

The two men were left staring at the now empty doorway. Then Harry burst into hysterical laughter against Kakashi's chest. The ninja could only stare with worry.

"Harry? Are you okay?"

The wizard managed to answer between giggles. "Teddy... caught us!"

"Yes, well, a few minutes later and he would have gotten quite the eyeful," Kakashi muttered.

Harry just laughed harder.

"Are you sure you're okay?" the ninja worriedly asked.

Harry sobered up a bit. "No. I'm not."

"He did not know you were into men?"

"That he knew. That I'm bedding his instructor though? I need to talk with him," Harry sighed. He climbed off Kakashi and went to get dressed.

The silver haired ninja decided to do the same.

"Wear something of mine," Harry told him. "I think I tore your pants last night."

Kakashi found his ruined pants and sighed. "I see that." He caught a pair Harry threw at him. "Thanks."

Harry hurriedly dressed. "I'll..."

"Yes, you do that. Should I join you?"

Harry paused. "Just give me a few minutes."

Kakashi nodded.

Harry found his godson in the kitchen. The boy was sitting on one of the counters and he was watching his feet swinging back and forth. His hair was a dull brown colour.

"Teddy?"

The younger wizard did not look up.

Harry's shoulders sagged.

"Are you angry at me?"

The boy looked up. "What? No! I'm not angry!"

"Thank Merlin!" Harry sighed in relief. "I'm sorry you had to see that..."

Teddy mumbled something. His hair flared a ruby red colour.

"I didn't catch that," Harry commented.

Teddy lifted his head but his embarrassment was obvious. "I've seen you kiss guys before. In Egypt, I remember that French guy that would follow you around. And Charlie Weasley is dating a guy now, right?"

"Teddy, you saw me almost naked in bed with Kakashi."

Teddy's blush became fierce. "I didn't mean to!"

Harry smiled and gave the boy a hug. His smile got wider when he felt Teddy relax against him. "I know, love. I should have remembered to ward the room. So, it's embarrassment you feel?"

Teddy nodded his head. Harry's relieved face made the younger boy smile a bit.

"I should get started on breakfast then," Harry announced. "Bacon and eggs?"

His godson nodded.

"And would you mind if Kakashi joined us?" the older wizard asked.

"No," Teddy replied after some thought.

"Help me with the table?" Harry asked.

Teddy hopped off the bench.

They started working side by side.

"Harry?"

"Yes?"

"Are you a couple now?"

"Me and Kakashi?" Harry asked. "It's not so simple." He saw Teddy's look and the wizard sighed. "Okay, remember your first lecture on sex in Academy?"

"Yes, yell if some pervert tries to molest you," Teddy replied.

"And?"

The boy blushed again. "It is not unusual for ninja to use sex during missions."

"And?" continued with patience.

Teddy frowned a bit. "ANBU use sex to unwind after assassinations," the boy finally said.

Harry gave him a wan smile and Teddy blinked.

"So... he's using you?"

"We are both using each other if you want to get technical about it," Harry admitted. He was not very proud admitting that but it was the truth. Kakashi wanted to loosen up; Harry wanted a good roll in the sheets. There was nothing rosy about this.

Teddy was now frowning. Then he narrowed his eyes. "How long have you been with him?"

Harry gave him an odd look. "Why?"

"How long Harry?"

"Continuously or..."

Teddy looked pinched. "Harry, I don't need to know all the bloody details, okay?"

"You still haven't left the 'girls have cooties' stage?" Harry teased.

"Apparently boys have cooties too," the kid responded.

Harry chuckled. "Not all boys like boys."

Teddy shrugged. "I'm keeping my mind open."

"Have I told you how much I love you lately? Or how mature you are?"

"Don't. I'll just do something completely immature and ruin that delusion of yours later."

Teddy's godfather laughed. "Brat."

"I'm done with the table," young Lupin announced.

"Good then..."

"Good morning," Kakashi said as he walked into the room.

Teddy and Harry both looked at the silver haired ninja.

"Have a seat," the green eyed wizard told him.

Kakashi nodded and chanced a look at Teddy. The boy was blatantly staring at him. The Copy-Cat knew why. He had dressed in the clothes Harry had lent him and had decided to forgo the mask for the duration of the meal. After all the boy had seen him in far less (the thought of that still made the ninja cringe) and Kakashi found it amusing how shocked the boy seemed at seeing his face.

Teddy slipped into a seat next to Kakashi before speaking. "Kenji so owes me."

"Why do you say that?" Harry asked from his spot near the stove.

"There's this poll going on about our instructor," Teddy replied. "Kenji bet that you had a horribly ugly face."

"Did he?" Kakashi mused.

"Warts and rotten teeth ugly," Teddy supplied.

"Ouch," Harry mused. "But Teddy, you cannot tell even your team-mates about this."

"The bet is the equivalent of five genin missions!" the boy whined.

"You bet money?" Harry was a bit horrified.

"Yes, well, he started it. I thought we should just do dares but the prat went and said something like having Akihiko dye his hair pink..."

"Akihiko is in on it?" Kakashi asked.

"He bet that you have no face due to a Jutsu gone wrong," Teddy helpfully supplied. "He insisted you're skeleton like under the cloth."

Kakashi snorted.

"Still no," Harry told Teddy.

"Bummer."

"What did you bet?" Kakashi asked Teddy.

"Isn't it obvious? That you're too good looking and that you needed to avoid your fan girls!" the boy replied.

Both adults paused.

"You did?" Kakashi was rather amused.

Teddy nodded emphatically and Harry was relieved that his godson could still act like a skittish child even after knowing so many things about the life adults led. Seeing Teddy's fear of fan girls was almost comical to the green eyed wizard and he made sure that Teddy did not see his amused smile as the boy started rambling about the horrors of his nemesis. Harry's eyes caught Kakashi's amused face at this.

"... and they giggle!" the boy continued with a horrified whisper.

"Teddy, enough with them," Harry cut him off. He placed a huge plate in front of him and another before Kakashi. "It's time to eat."

"I guess. At least I have the satisfaction of knowing I was correct," Teddy sighed. He narrowed his eyes at the jounin. "It was because of Them, right?"

"Right," Kakashi replied with a straight face.

Harry shook his head. "Just eat Teddy."

"Fine," the boy muttered.

Hokage's Tower...

Kakashi had just entered his apartment when an ANBU popped up at his doorstep to summon him to Tsunade's office. The jounin only asked for enough time to change clothes before complying with his Hokage's orders. For once he was in no mood to be late or play any tricks on anyone's patience.

"Kakashi," Tsunade greeted him with no small amount of surprise when he entered through the door and not the window as he, Naruto and Jiraya were known to do.

"Lady Tsunade," the silver haired man greeted.

"I received a very interesting report about an unrest the night before. It involves a chunin, a civilian and you."

"The chunin came onto the civilian, the guy defended himself, as was his right, but the chunin pulled a kunai out. It was hardly a fair fight."

Tsunade narrowed her eyes at him. "Yes, the report states that much. And the description of said civilian was interesting..."

"Potter; Harry," Kakashi supplied with a small amount of hesitation. "His..."

"Son is in your team, yes. How exactly do you know the man?"

"The team was invited for dinner at his house shortly after they became genin. I also spoke to him after your request after Teddy's first kill."

"Would you say you know Potter?"

Kakashi blinked. "Know? How?"

"Is he capable of well, picking up guys and leaving them high and dry?" Tsunade stated.

"Not possible," Kakashi said with conviction.

Tsunade snorted. "You've met the guy twice."

The jounin stood completely unmoved in front of her.

"Kakashi," Tsunade warned.

"It is a personal matter," Kakashi replied.

"Just because he's the parent of one of your students..."

"It's personal," Kakashi repeated.

Tsunade frowned. "I am your Hokage and I order you to tell me. I will not have anything threaten the peace in Konoha. If he's doing it on purpose..."

"... which he isn't..."

"... then he needs to be stopped. If only for his welfare."

"He isn't out picking up guys in bars," Kakashi insisted. That was how he had met Harry, true, but ever since they had united again after their first night they had been exclusive. Harry had outright told Kakashi that he was quite skilled and he covered his needs. And the jounin was willing to trust the green eyed man's word.

"I'm waiting Hatake," the Godaime warned.

"It's because he's sleeping with me," Kakashi told her.

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