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The Diaries of Hermione Granger and Severus Snape	By : LadyBonLon Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 7562 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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August 6, 2000
Well, I completed my research in the library and embarked on my next escapade with Severus. It took me about 3 hours in the library, but I left knowing that I was once again on top. I swear, when I finally get that exasperating man in my bed, I will make it very clear that I will be the one in control.
I sat about with my plans by using his �expertise� against him. I contacted Dumbledore and asked him if he would talk Severus into letting me have some research area in his dungeons. Dumbledore informed me later in the day that I had my area, and that I should see Severus to find out all the details. Damn the man and his knowing eyes, I swear he already knows what I am up to. No mind, I must get to work. My reputation IS at stake.
I waited until dinner and then asked Severus about my research area. His snort of disbelief was his only response. I had expected this. So, I pulled from my robes a file full of potion research I had done in college. It was very legitimate and was actually a good area for me to actually continue in (after my current �project� of course). He jerked the file from my hand, opened and did a quick perusal.
His eyes met mine and I knew I had him. I told you it was legit.
He nodded in approval and said for me to follow him to the dungeons after dinner. I returned his nod and turned to Sirius.
I conversed with Sirius through the rest of dinner; ignoring Severus completely. Once he was finished, he lightly prodded my arm and inquired if I was ready to venture to the dungeons. I made my excuses to Sirius and followed Severus out of the Great Hall.
We walked to the dungeons and past his private chambers. He had set up a private research area for me behind one of the numerous paintings. My password was �nymphomaniac.� Bloody comic-want-to-be�
He ushered me into the rooms with a flourish of his arm, swished with a pivot around and walked back to his quarters. I went into my new lab and looked around. He had graced me with a twelve size pewter cauldron, a mini-collection of the most common potion ingredients, a wooden stool and several stirrers made of various metals and woods. He was even so kind as to start a fire for my use; I almost felt guilty for my devious actions. I said almost.
I set to work. I pulled out the book I had checked out form the library, �Ensnaring the Senses with Potions.� Yes, you read that correctly. I bet you thought Severus was just the cleverest bloke of all time, didn�t you? It seems he can read too.
I turned to page 1097 and found the potion I was going to use, �How to Brew a Pleasant Personality.�
I needed 2 grams of Brown Confectioners Sugar, 4 grams of shaved Nifler hide, 10 grams of crushed Graham Crackers, 5 mL of Newt�s Blood, 25 mL of boiled Dragon Pus, 25 mL of Fat Free Chocolate Syrup, and a nose hair of the person to be affected.
I was to combine the first three ingredients using a mortar and pestle. After they were sufficiently crushed, I needed to strain them through a cheese cloth.

I then added the crushed and sifted mixture to the boiled Dragon Pus and Chocolate Syrup already in the cauldron; I heated the mixture to exactly 77 degrees Celsius and maintained the temperature for 4 hours.
During that time, I had to get a nose hair from Severus. I selected the easy path first. I went to his chambers, knocked on his door and asked to use the bathroom. Once in there, I searched for nose clippers and any residual nose hairs, but it seems the man�s bathroom is as meticulous as his potion�s rooms.
So, I had to result to Plan B. Damn.
Severus was sitting in a leather arm chair reading a huge tome by firelight. He was so absorbed in the work and never noticed me sneaking from behind. I wrapped my arms around him and kissed him on the cheek. As he reacted with a startled jerk, I deftly reached up, pretended to tweak his nose and grabbed a hair.
Then, I retracted my arms. His response was an abrupt, �Is that the best you can do? I expected more from you.�
I elegantly shrugged my shoulders and headed to the door. When I reached the door, Severus added to his previous comment.
�Hermione, there is only one potion in the world that requires nose hairs. Don�t even think about it.�
I feigned ignorance, but inside I was seething. Bloody Man!
I left his quarters headed back to my research room and continued with my plan, only I modified it just a bit.
I made cupcakes for the entire teaching staff. They were all alike save for one; I made Severus� with black icing instead of the standard blue.
Then, I made a trip to the kitchens and had a nice long talk with Winky and Dobby. Next, I went to Dumbledore, had a nice chat with tea and acquired his help as well.
The next night for dinner, I arrived early and sat a cupcake for everyone on their dessert plates.
Severus was typically late and looked at the cupcake with immense amounts of distrust. He ate his dinner and asked Dumbledore where the cupcakes had come from.
Dumbledore responded with a slight chuckle and informed him that I had made them for the teaching staff.
Severus snorted in the most superior and supercilious way. Then, he proceeded to push the cupcake as far from his person as possible.
I had to work very hard not to laugh out loud at his paranoid antics. I knew I had done the right thing when I purposely made his a different color just to play with his mind.
As the rest of the faculty finished their cupcakes, Dumbledore announced that there was going to be a small social gathering after dinner and everyone was required to attend. So, he asked everyone to go to their rooms and put on some casual muggle clothes to better enjoy the evening.
Severus, under his breath, muttered, �Senile Ole� Bastard!� He stood and left the Great Hall.
I headed to my quarters and proceeded to change for the evening�s event. I had already laid out my clothes and changed as quickly as possible. I wanted to be back to the soiree as soon as possible. I put on my mini-dress in black and red swirls. I added thigh-high boots, let my hair down (straightened) and put in silver hoop earrings the size of soccer balls.
When I returned, Dumbledore and Flitwick had taken the time to decorate the Hall. The hall and several of the professors were now sporting a 70�s theme. There was a dance floor that was flashing neon lights (think Saturday Night Fever), a bar with McGonagall acting as bartender (wearing a pheasant shirt and muggle, bell-bottom jeans, who new her ass was that firm?) and every other hyperbolized 70�s item you can think of� Dumbledore was wearing a blue and yellow mingled button shirt that was unbuttoned and open to his waist. He also was sporting a large gold chain with a Celtic Knot pendent the size of a baseball! He had also turned his white mane into a white afro! The man was really too much at times!
Everyone was taking the theme quite seriously and had dressed the part, even Severus. He arrived in black fitted dress pants and a shirt that matched Dumbledore�s down to wearing it the same! Merlin�s Robes, there was that sexy chest hair. I had to work very hard to keep my knees from buckling, but I succeeded.
Dumbledore started the music and several of the professors began dancing. Much to my amusement, they were doing the Hustle; and Madame Hooch was really getting down. It made me want to join in, but I needed to watch for the potion to kick in. Oh�that�s right! I forgot to tell you! The potion was added to Severus� dinner by Dobby and Winky. It was never in the cupcake! I love my conniving mind, don�t you? Pretty impressive if I have to say so myself.
Severus was sitting at one of the transfigured tables and scowling at anyone who looked his way. This went on for about 10 minutes, when he began tapping his foot to the beat of the music. Next, he added strumming his fingers on the table. His next change was humming; yes, he was humming to the music. Do you have the picture in your mind...a toe tapping, finger strumming and humming Severus?
The next potion-induced change had all the teachers stopping in shock. Severus Snape had gotten up; he put a hand on his hip, put up a hand (pointing to the enchanted ceiling), and began swinging his hips to and fro while moving his arms.
I was ecstatic. It was working!
I eagerly joined the dance floor, and moved quickly towards Severus. I placed myself directly in front of him and shook my hips in time with him and the music.
He smiled this huge grin that showed white teeth and all. (I know, I know�yes, he does have white teeth; and he really looks quite sexy when he grins!)

He shuffled closer and said, �Hey Babe! You are one funky chick! Wanna do the Bump?�
I nodded my agreement enthusiastically and turned to the left. He turned, as well, and began slinging his hips in time with mine. Bump, Bump, Bump! I was having the time of my life!
By now with Dumbledore�s encouragement, the professors had resumed their own dancing. Everyone was getting down!
All the female professors (and some of the males) wanted to dance with the new and improved Potion Master (lots of sarcasm inserted here)! So, I graciously let him complete his social duties; then took him back to my side.
The night continued as such until about midnight. One reason was it was getting late, but the other was that the potion was beginning to lose effect. In some ways, it was even more amusing. Severus would go through sentences that would emulate both his normal personality and the potion induced one. One fine example was �You are going to regret this, Babycakes!� It was finished with a wink and a grin. I busted out laughing as did the rest of the room.
I knew my time was about up, so I hastily left the Great Hall. I skipped all the way back to my quarters. What a wonderful night�

A/N: I do not own �Saturday Night Fever."
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