Harry Potter: Only you always and forever

AN: The way the guys are acting over Hermione and Ginny being lesbians is what I used to put up with. I'm not a lesbian, but in college I did have two gay friends, who happen to be a gay married couple. And the way I have wrote the boys in this, is the way my two friends acted. So just in case people were wondering if that is how I feel and act around lesbians, let me assure it is not. So please don't flame me. Besides I'm out of marshmallows to toast.





Harry potter only you always and forever
Chapter 8: The evil teasing Weasley twins and setting the rules


Back in Harry's room, Harry, Draco, Ron, Blaise and the twins were sitting around talking about everything that had been happening all summer. Harry said "I don't believe it Hermione and Ginny lesbians who would have thought it even possible?"

Harry had an evil shit eating grin plastered across his face. Draco, Ron and Blaise had the same evil shit eating grins plastered over their faces as well. George suddenly had an idea; he knew exactly how to wipe those shit eating grins of their faces.

He said "Hey I've just had thought imagine what Hermione and Ginny must do beneath the sheets.” Both Fred and George could not help laughing, when they saw the expressions that were now on all four of the others faces, the shit eating grins had vanished, and were now replaced with grimaces of disgust and horror.

Draco scowled at the twins and said "For fuck sake, what’s wrong with you? That was the rankest thing I've have ever heard, or have had to ever think about." Blaise nearly choked and added "What the fuck are you trying to do to me, are you trying to give me nightmares for the fucking rest of my living days?"

Ron moaned and said "Would the two of you get a fucking clue already, haven't you two took part in enough warped vile activities to last you well into next month?" Harry groaned and said "I should of known you bloody heterosexual guys would get off from watching two girls touching each other up. Oh for fuck sake, that trail of thought has just reduced at least a months worth of cold showers, that will be taken by me, shit like that turns me off, thanks a lot."

Harry looked genuinely repulsed and disgusted by the mere thought of what lesbians did beneath the sheets, and in private. Fred and George were rolling around on Harry's bed they were clutching their sides in agony, because they were laughing so hard.

Both of the twins freckled cheeks were bright red and tears were streaming down their faces. Blaise growled "You just don't ever say something like that to homosexuals, it is the worst and most repulsive subject ever, shit like that is enough to put us off for days afterwards.”

Fred and George couldn't help themselves; they were hysterical and were positively howling with laughter, they could hardly breathe. Harry, Draco, Ron, and Blaise had never been more grateful for a distraction, as they were at that moment, when Mrs. Weasley called them all down for dinner.

They quickly ran out of the room leaving the twins behind, still in hysterical laughter, and ran down the stairs and into the kitchen. Ron stopped in his tracks when he saw two faces that had not been there an hour ago. Charlie and Bill were grinning at the expression on their baby brother’s face.

"So what are you up to these days brat?" Charlie asked. "Oh you know the usual dating a Slytherin having the piss taking out of me by Fred and George." Ron replied, as he got over the shock of seeing his older brothers, as neither he nor the family saw them a lot, only in the holidays, even then it wasn’t always a guarantee

Charlie said "Hey, so what's new around here, apart from the fact it looks like mum has finally turned the Burrow into a summer home for Hogwarts students?" Ron grinned and said "Hey yourself" and added "Quite a lot has changed around here. I've just come out to mum and dad, and revealed to everyone that I've got a boyfriend, and have been dating a Slytherin for three and a half years. Oh and Fred and George have turned into evil irritating pricks."

"You’re dating a Slytherin?" Bill asked, surprised by that, seeing as Ron had complained about the Slytherin’s none stop in the pasted. "Yeah" Ron replied "I've been going out with him for the past three and a half years.”

Charlie grinned widely and said "Did you just say boyfriend instead of girlfriend?" and Bill added "Three and a half years, what have you been doing with him, had him under lock and key or something?"

Ron grins and replied sarcastically "Oh how witty of you Bill, no" he added a little subdued "I discovered I was gay when you and Charlie first came out to mum and dad. But seeing as mum was less then frilled at first, I was far too terrified to admitted that I had a crush on another boy, not just another boy but a Slytherin no less."

"So who is he?" asked Charlie, going into protective brotherly mode. Ron replied "Charlie, Bill, I would like to introduce you to Blaise Zabini, my boy friend.” Bill replied "Not bad not bad at all.” Charlie added with an appreciative smirk “Yeah. I've seen a hell of a lot worse, I've dated worse, and in fact I'm actually speaking from experience here. You've got very fine taste little bro."

Ron grinned "I like to think so" he bragged. Harry shook is head with amusement. Charlie turned to Harry and commented "Hey Harry, so have you got any surprises for me and Bill, seeing as we've had to take you under our wing just like icky Ron here?" Ron scowled at him "To make sure you and our baby bro don't get into any shit you can't get out of?" Charlie had continued as if Ron hadn't scowled at him.

Harry laughed and replied "Well, that depends on what you would class as surprises, if that includes the fact I'm also dating a Slytherin, not just any Slytherin but in fact a Malfoy." He paused around a smirk and concluded “Then yeah, I’d say I’ve got more then a few surprises for the both of you.”

Charlie went wide eyed pointed to Draco and said "The very same Malfoy you and Ron ranted and raved about for the past six years?" Harry grinned and replied "Yes the very same Malfoy I and Ron used to complain about."

Bill Grinned "I can't say that I blame you for letting bygones be bygones, you have definitely got the most exquisite taste in men that I've ever seen." Charlie grinned and said "Pity about his age, and the fact you have managed to snag him before anyone else.” He added “A guys reputation doesn't mean shit, not when their as beautiful and as fine as he is.” Bill added “I admire your taste in men Harry very daring if you want my opinion."

Draco was blushing madly. Harry smirked and said "Of course I wouldn't go for anything else, my men have to be of the finest quality, won't date any old guy I do have my standards you know.” This caused Draco to flush even harder.

Bill asked Ron "What is this I hear about Fred and George teasing all of you?" Ron turned to Hermione and Ginny and asked if they could tell Bill and Charlie. Hermione and Ginny agreed. Hermione replied, "They’ve got to find out sooner or later."

Ron said "Fred and George found out I was gay and they also discovered Hermione and Ginny are a couple, and have been seeing each other for nearly as long as me and Blaise have. They invited us into their room, and then asked us which part of the calendar did I and the girls like, it was a calendar based on mixed genders in swimsuits."

Bill replied "That's a sneaky and dirty trick one of the oldest in the book." Fred and George came down the stairs still giggling. George suddenly went wide eyed and said, "Charlie, Bill, what are you two doing here, I thought the two of you were supposed to be in Romania and Egypt?"

Fred added "When did you two get here any way?" Charlie replied "Were home for the next month, and will be staying to keep mum and Dad Company after the others go back to Hogwarts, and you two go to that joke shop of your in Hogsmead, that we've heard such a lot about from mum and dad" was the response the twins received from Charlie.

Bill added "What’s this I hear about you two teasing Ron, Ginny, Harry and all the others that have been staying here over the summer about their sexuality? You two should know better then that, you know full well that you two are the oldest after me and Charlie, ever since Percy decided to play and grace us all, the slimy little stuck up git with a disappearing act."

Charlie added "You are meant to be looking out for Ron and Ginny and the extra added members of our family when me and Bill aren't around, you know full well it is expected seeing as your both older then all of the others. You two should be helping them and handing out advice, and not adding to their problems."

Draco turned to Charlie and Bill and said "As homosexuals yourselves, tell me what would you two do if someone used the form of torture that involved you being asked to imagine what lesbians got up to beneath the sheets?"

Bill shuddered and grimaced at the very thought, while Charlie made a gagging noise in the back of his throat and put both of his hands up in gesture as if to say ‘Don't even go there, nightmare worthy trail of thoughts alert’

When Charlie recovered he turned to the twins and said "Please tell me that wasn't the tactic the both of you used against the other four was it?" Bill moaned and said "Oh god they did" when the twins looked on a bit sheepishly.
Charlie said "Do the two of you have any idea how seriously fucked up that is, how thoughts like that can give homosexual limp noodle?"

Hermione and Ginny ripped up with laughter, realising they could have some serious fun for the rest of the summer, six gay men to tease until they begged for mercy. Life was definitely good. Besides they weren't exactly happy to imagine what gay men got up to either, to be honest both Hermione and Ginny found the mere notion very uncomfortable.

Draco suddenly started to snigger and beckoned Bill, Charlie, Harry, Ron, and Blaise closer. He whispered something that only they could here they all smiled and sniggered evilly. Fred and George looked on uneasily. "What are you all up to now?" Fred asked. "Yeah” added George "Are you going back into evil Slytherin mode, Drake?"

Draco grinned evilly and said, "What me? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Are you suggesting that I'm plotting something?" Charlie and Bill snorted at the overly innocent look on Draco face. No one was that innocent, especially if they were a Slytherin and a Malfoy no less.

At dinner Harry and Draco sat by each other while Ron and Blaise did the same. Ron turned to Mrs. Weasley and said "Mum I was just wondering where Blaise is going to sleep." Mrs. Weasley smiled and said "No you weren't, you were wondering whether Blaise is allowed to sleep with you in your room."

Mrs. Weasley added "Seeing as you are both over the age of sixteen, I will allow you to share a room together, as long as there is no funny business of the sexual agenda. I'm sure you can at least try to control yourselves."

Fred and George were horrified and said "Mum you do realise don't you that Blaise is Ron's boyfriend?" Mrs. Weasley replied "Yes I’m very much aware of that fact actually." Fred said "In that case I’m certain that you won't object to me and George having Katie and Angelina to stay for the rest of the holidays."

George added "Seeing as Angelina's parents are going to be spending the rest of the summer in Ireland and Katie's parents will be at the lakes for the rest of the summer." Mrs. Weasley sighed in defeat, she knew she could not refuse them, and then allow Ron to have his boyfriend in his room, plus the twins were quite a few years older then Ron, it wouldn't be fair on anybody.

Mrs. Weasley sighed and nodded "Ok you two may have your girl friends over to stay for the rest of the summer. And yes I will allow them to sleep in your room, seeing as there is no where else to put them, as Ginny's has the smallest room in the house, and she and Hermione only just about managed to breathe in there together as it is."

Mrs. Weasley continued "Seeing as there will be more people sharing this house over the next few weeks, I strongly suggest we set some ground rules, especially when it concerns the bath room.” Mrs. Weasley scrunched up her nose in revulsion.

Ginny looked slightly alarmed she and her brothers weren't used to having rules when at home and not at school. She asked "Mum we've never had rules before, why the sudden need for them?"

Mrs. Weasley replied "Because there are more of us sharing this house then there normally is. It is nothing to worry about, there are just four simple rules I want you to follow, as I'm sick of having to read the riot act every hour of the day. I'm just after a quiet life nothing else."

Mrs. Weasley cleared her throat "Here goes" she said, she added "Rule number one, seeing as there are more males then there are females, I suggest the females use the bath room first, then the men afterwards. Besides, us women are sick of the men using all of the hot water before it can reheat it self. Let the men have an ice cold shower for a change, and see how they like it.”

She went on “Rule number two, this I insist you do not break on a regular basis, as I'm sick of having to clean the bath room after everyone else. If anyone and I mean anyone leaves the bath room in a vile disgusting state, I will make everyone take a turn cleaning the bath room, at least that way I know I've caught the culprit.”

She went on, while others were being filled with dread by the second. “Rule number three, make sure dirty clothes and underwear are picked up off the floors. I won't tolerate having to constantly keep on finding other peoples dirty laundry. It is disgusting and unhygienic.”

She added “Rule number four, no body and I mean no body is allowed to leave this house after ten pm at night, if you are under the age of eighteen. It is not safe, especially since he who must not be named has returned. I'm certain at least two of you will be taking extra special care to follow this rule, Draco and Blaise in particular, as they are here for their own safety.”

She concluded finally “If these three simple rules are abided by, I and everyone else is certain to have a quiet life minus the riot act being administrated every god for sake hour of the day. Now finally, if all of you boys will go now and rid the garden of blasted Genomes, as I refuse to eat with them all around me, surrounding me constantly."