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chapter 8
I know this chapter doesn\'t have much of Harry and Draco, but I couldn\'t leave Ron and Severus like that. Or Lucius and the twins.. Guess we\'ll just have to add some extra chapter here and there. Anyone complaining? Don\'t forget to review please!
Chapter 8
Fred and George were lying in bed. Fred was lying curled up against his twin and resting his head on George’s arm. Both were sweaty, sticky and well fucked. Lucius was sitting close to Fred, newly showered and looking down at the two in bed. He gently petted Fred on his cheek before he stood up and left them to sleep. After all, he had given them a good workout until morning. He had also gotten some disturbing news from his, yes his, twins about a certain old friend of his and their little brother that he need to take care of. He had promised to talk to him. Or more like they had forced him with puppy eyes, quivering lips (and a blow job they had given him yesterday sitting at the kitchen table). How could he say no to that?
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Ron was lying in his bed. He was supposed to get ready for school but for once he felt like staying in bed. Without Harry it had become boring. Yes, he and Hermione got along much better, but it wasn’t the same without his best mate. And first class was potion… Just thinking about it made him shudder.
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Snape was standing in front of his class, frowning. He was used to not see Draco or Potter but now when he didn’t see Weasley it bothered him. His eyes kept straying over towards the Gryffindors. Miss Granger was sitting alone at a table, very much into her potion. Finally he had had enough and walked over to Miss Granger.
“Granger, mind telling me where Mr. Weasley is?”
Hermione looked up and frowned when she saw Snape’s look.
“He wasn’t feeling good and didn’t sleep that much either so he reported sick to Professor McGonagall.”
Snape nodded and then walked back to his desk and sat down. He kept sneaking glances at the same empty spot when suddenly he heard a knock. He glared at the students and then walked over to the door. He was surprised to find Lucius waiting on the other side.
“What can I do for you Lucius?”
“I want to talk to you. Now.”
Snape sighed and then marched inside again.
“Everyone out, I’m letting you go early. BUT I want 6 pages tomorrow at my desk about why you should use one tooth from a centaur instead of two in this potion.”
Lucius heard the students groan and he could only chuckle. Same old Snape.
……
Harry and Draco were with Hagrid and Dumbledore and tried to have a conversation. The word here is tried. Nods and shakes didn’t get them far… And having an overprotective mate made it worse… Draco had been against this simply because Harry would be out from the nest. Hagrid told them that Draco would be overprotective but this was ridiculous! They were ten feet from the nest and Draco was running around, looking for "monsters", and growling as soon as some leaves were caught in the wind. Hagrid and Dumbledore were smiling sweetly at them but Harry only sighed. Big mistake.
“Harry?! Are you alright?! Does anything hurt? Is it the babies?”
They all heard a chuckle and turned in time to see Firenze and Bane come out from the trees. Draco stepped before Harry and started to growl. Only to yelp when Harry bit him.
“Hagrid said that he could use some help to translate.” Firenze stepped up to them.
Harry smiled at him and just to make Draco jealous rubbed his head against his cheek. Firenze blushed and backed away, Bane started to laugh and Draco growled. Dumbledore stepped in between them and quickly asked Draco and Harry a question so that they could have a talk.
……
“Lucius Malfoy! That is the most-”
“-Brilliant I have even said?”
“Scandalous! You’re out of your mind if you think for one second that-”
“-You fancy young Mr. Weasley?”
Snape just sat there, scotch in hand, and stared at Lucius. It was stupid. He, Severus Snape, couldn’t possibly be in love with Ronald Weasley. Could he?
“Admit it Severus, you only acted like you hated him because you didn’t want anyone to know that you liked him, right?”
“…”
“Severus?”
“Okay fine, you want to know Lucius? Yes I fancy the Weasley boy. I think that he is adorable and I want to fuck him on my desk in front of the whole class just to show them who he really belongs to and-”
“Okay stop, stop.” Lucius smiled at an upset Severus and gave him a pet on the shoulder before he stood up.
“I happen to know that the password to the tower is Rufus Rokona.” Snape arched and eyebrow but Lucius only shook his head and then turned around to put down his glass.
“You can use that and find your princess locked inside that tower but I -”
When Lucius turned back around he was alone in the room. He smirked and then started to walk outside so he could apparate back to his manor and his cute little twins that should be waking up by now…
……
“Password?”
“Rufus Rokona.”
“Welcome.”
Snape quickly walked inside and ignored the gasps he got from students. He grabbed a small boy and sneered at him.
“Where’s the boy named Weasley?”
The young boy was shaking and paling rapidly.
“Professor?”
Snape looked up and saw Weasley standing there. He was standing shirtless and with a pair of sweatpants on. And his face was flushed. (Don’t ask me how he could see it; guess that Snape just spends much time watching Ron…)
Without a word Snape walked up the stairs and grabbed him.
“You room, now.” He hissed and Ron shakily got inside his room, Snape still tightly gripping his arm. Snape let go of him and pulled out his wand. He quickly put up some strong wards and spells and then turned and looked at Ron who was fidgeting with his hands. They stood there, looking at everything except each other. Then Snape sighed and slowly walked up to Weasley. He frowned when he saw they boy tense and take a step back. Snape stopped and then looked down at the boy.
(I’m going to use their first names from now on. It gets confusing ussing different names...)
“I apologies.”
Ron’s head whipped up so quickly Severus was afraid that he would snap his neck.
“What?”
Severus almost sighed but he stopped himself.
“I apologies for my behavior Mr.- Ronald.”
Ron was staring at him, mouth hanging open.
“I realize that my behavior hasn’t been the best and I would very much like it if we could start over from one.”
Ron only nodded and then gave him a small smile and reached his hand out. Severus smirked and pulled his hand to his mouth and gave it a quick kiss.
“Pleasure meeting you Ronald.” He then turned around, took down the wards and walked outside; leaving Ron red-faced and flushed.
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Chapter 8
Fred and George were lying in bed. Fred was lying curled up against his twin and resting his head on George’s arm. Both were sweaty, sticky and well fucked. Lucius was sitting close to Fred, newly showered and looking down at the two in bed. He gently petted Fred on his cheek before he stood up and left them to sleep. After all, he had given them a good workout until morning. He had also gotten some disturbing news from his, yes his, twins about a certain old friend of his and their little brother that he need to take care of. He had promised to talk to him. Or more like they had forced him with puppy eyes, quivering lips (and a blow job they had given him yesterday sitting at the kitchen table). How could he say no to that?
……
Ron was lying in his bed. He was supposed to get ready for school but for once he felt like staying in bed. Without Harry it had become boring. Yes, he and Hermione got along much better, but it wasn’t the same without his best mate. And first class was potion… Just thinking about it made him shudder.
……
Snape was standing in front of his class, frowning. He was used to not see Draco or Potter but now when he didn’t see Weasley it bothered him. His eyes kept straying over towards the Gryffindors. Miss Granger was sitting alone at a table, very much into her potion. Finally he had had enough and walked over to Miss Granger.
“Granger, mind telling me where Mr. Weasley is?”
Hermione looked up and frowned when she saw Snape’s look.
“He wasn’t feeling good and didn’t sleep that much either so he reported sick to Professor McGonagall.”
Snape nodded and then walked back to his desk and sat down. He kept sneaking glances at the same empty spot when suddenly he heard a knock. He glared at the students and then walked over to the door. He was surprised to find Lucius waiting on the other side.
“What can I do for you Lucius?”
“I want to talk to you. Now.”
Snape sighed and then marched inside again.
“Everyone out, I’m letting you go early. BUT I want 6 pages tomorrow at my desk about why you should use one tooth from a centaur instead of two in this potion.”
Lucius heard the students groan and he could only chuckle. Same old Snape.
……
Harry and Draco were with Hagrid and Dumbledore and tried to have a conversation. The word here is tried. Nods and shakes didn’t get them far… And having an overprotective mate made it worse… Draco had been against this simply because Harry would be out from the nest. Hagrid told them that Draco would be overprotective but this was ridiculous! They were ten feet from the nest and Draco was running around, looking for "monsters", and growling as soon as some leaves were caught in the wind. Hagrid and Dumbledore were smiling sweetly at them but Harry only sighed. Big mistake.
“Harry?! Are you alright?! Does anything hurt? Is it the babies?”
They all heard a chuckle and turned in time to see Firenze and Bane come out from the trees. Draco stepped before Harry and started to growl. Only to yelp when Harry bit him.
“Hagrid said that he could use some help to translate.” Firenze stepped up to them.
Harry smiled at him and just to make Draco jealous rubbed his head against his cheek. Firenze blushed and backed away, Bane started to laugh and Draco growled. Dumbledore stepped in between them and quickly asked Draco and Harry a question so that they could have a talk.
……
“Lucius Malfoy! That is the most-”
“-Brilliant I have even said?”
“Scandalous! You’re out of your mind if you think for one second that-”
“-You fancy young Mr. Weasley?”
Snape just sat there, scotch in hand, and stared at Lucius. It was stupid. He, Severus Snape, couldn’t possibly be in love with Ronald Weasley. Could he?
“Admit it Severus, you only acted like you hated him because you didn’t want anyone to know that you liked him, right?”
“…”
“Severus?”
“Okay fine, you want to know Lucius? Yes I fancy the Weasley boy. I think that he is adorable and I want to fuck him on my desk in front of the whole class just to show them who he really belongs to and-”
“Okay stop, stop.” Lucius smiled at an upset Severus and gave him a pet on the shoulder before he stood up.
“I happen to know that the password to the tower is Rufus Rokona.” Snape arched and eyebrow but Lucius only shook his head and then turned around to put down his glass.
“You can use that and find your princess locked inside that tower but I -”
When Lucius turned back around he was alone in the room. He smirked and then started to walk outside so he could apparate back to his manor and his cute little twins that should be waking up by now…
……
“Password?”
“Rufus Rokona.”
“Welcome.”
Snape quickly walked inside and ignored the gasps he got from students. He grabbed a small boy and sneered at him.
“Where’s the boy named Weasley?”
The young boy was shaking and paling rapidly.
“Professor?”
Snape looked up and saw Weasley standing there. He was standing shirtless and with a pair of sweatpants on. And his face was flushed. (Don’t ask me how he could see it; guess that Snape just spends much time watching Ron…)
Without a word Snape walked up the stairs and grabbed him.
“You room, now.” He hissed and Ron shakily got inside his room, Snape still tightly gripping his arm. Snape let go of him and pulled out his wand. He quickly put up some strong wards and spells and then turned and looked at Ron who was fidgeting with his hands. They stood there, looking at everything except each other. Then Snape sighed and slowly walked up to Weasley. He frowned when he saw they boy tense and take a step back. Snape stopped and then looked down at the boy.
(I’m going to use their first names from now on. It gets confusing ussing different names...)
“I apologies.”
Ron’s head whipped up so quickly Severus was afraid that he would snap his neck.
“What?”
Severus almost sighed but he stopped himself.
“I apologies for my behavior Mr.- Ronald.”
Ron was staring at him, mouth hanging open.
“I realize that my behavior hasn’t been the best and I would very much like it if we could start over from one.”
Ron only nodded and then gave him a small smile and reached his hand out. Severus smirked and pulled his hand to his mouth and gave it a quick kiss.
“Pleasure meeting you Ronald.” He then turned around, took down the wards and walked outside; leaving Ron red-faced and flushed.
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