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Chapter Eight
Harry Potter
I have just found another gorgeous dress!
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Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger and 1 other liked this
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Draco Malfoy Really. Is there something you need to tell me Harry?
Severus Snape I knew it, Gryffindors Golden Boy is a cross dresser.
Fred Weasley Didn't think you'd have it in you Harry!
George Weasley Way to go! They're so comfy!
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Severus Snape
What is this muggle thing called... Viagra?
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Harry Potter It is.. Uh.. It helps.. it helps keep an erection..
Hermione Granger Uh... Yes, what Harry said...
Severus Snape Who would send that to unsuspecting men! I will have you know I do not need that to keep an erection.
Harry Potter I'm... going to walk away now...
Hermione Granger Good.. Good luck with that...
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Fred Weasley > George Weasley
What can we do George, He thinks we were the ones to get him the Viagra!
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George Weasley Keep calm and it'll blow over...
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Bellatrix LeStrange
More tea Mr. Specklesworth?
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Lucius Malfoy Were you thrown when you were a baby, Bella?
Bellatrix LeStrange Don't you dare say a bad word about Mr Specklesworth or I will Crucio you into the next century!
Lucius Malfoy Yes, certainly thrown when a baby.
Bellatrix LeStrange *hisses*
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Voldemort Dark-Lord
My brownie mix went all over the ceiling!
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Bellatrix LeStrange Lick it off then?
Voldemort Dark-Lord I did. Amazing what dark magic can do.
Bellatrix LeStrange You're not wearing that pink apron from Severus are you?
Voldemort Dark-Lord It's comfy, and protects my robes.
Severus Snape It wasn't me that gave you the apron My Lord, it was Lucius.