Magicae ligatum ad praetorium | By : TheRavensAreSpeakingAgain Category: HP Canon Characters paired with Original Characters > Slash - Male/Male Views: 25510 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 8 |
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Magicae Ligatum Ad Praetorium
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor do I make any profit from this
A/N: To better describe just how bad the bathroom really is I want you to think of what people in city's used to bathe in before tubs were invented as far as I'm aware it was nothing more than a really big wooden bucket and that is what they have right now as for the toilet there is not toilet they literally have a hole in the ground right now for that. As for Kiokin I got worried that people might not understand how I was describing him but really the way I am portraying the draken as is that almost all of them is covered in human skin and human hair except he has a dragon's wings, tail, teeth, eyes, tongue, nails and patches of his skin are covered in scales that resemble tribal tattoos everything else is human though on him. I hope I cleared those two things up. Also Nalerin's name is pronounced (Nah-Lay-Rinn).
Chapter 8: A-Day Survival part 1
There was an awkward silence as everyone took in the fact that apparently they were all attracted to Evan. Evan for his part was blushing so much that the others started wondering just how far the blush spread. The situation was only made worse by the fact that all of them excluding Evan had slept in their underwear leaving attractions plainly obvious in more ways than one. In order to find something to do Evan rapidly began to finish making breakfast while trying desperately to ignore the other fours rapid cold water charms and what they meant.
Flipping the eggs onto conjured plates Evan began to pass them around to the other four before serving himself.
"Does anyone know how long it'll take to get the points necessary to upgrade our bathroom because with mine and I imagine Kiokin's wings we are gonna need help to wash in that thing," said Lukas pointing at the wash basin.
"My family has been coming here for generation's and my grandfather told me that everything upgrades at once when you earn enough points with the first upgrade happening at fifty points but if we want a decent bathroom we need to reach two hundred points because that's when we get a shower," answered Rinn.
"My question is when do we get a proper kitchen," huffed Evan who was getting fed up with the sub par cooking system he has had to deal with so far.
"Relax babe you'll get your kitchen soon enough," said Rinn.
Evan crawled forward on all fours until he was face to face with Rinn "You wanna know what I think," began Evan in a sultry tone while putting his hand on Rinn's thigh.
"What do you think," panted Rinn who was having a hard time controlling himself.
Evan than quickly punched Rinn in the testicles before grabbing Rinn's hair and slamming his head on the ground "I think if you ever patronize me again I will cut it off next time," hissed Evan who had stood up and walked over to get his bag.
"Now we have class to get to boys," said a still upset Evan before angrily sashaying out the portal.
As the others followed him out Rinn got his bearings and said to himself as he hurried to catch up to the others "Note to self patronizing Evan really hurts.
Sitting at his desk in the internal magic classroom (a class that Evan had been anxiously waiting for) Evan was fidgeting so much that at one point Lukas who was sitting behind him began to give him a shoulder massage just to try and keep him calm. Evan meanwhile was daydreaming about what his animagus form could possibly be. Meanwhile Rinn and Nalerin were having a staring contest to pass the time. They were all understandably startled when the door slammed open and the professor stormed in.
The professor was a tall women that Evan could have sworn was a mermaid if not for the lack of a tail. Her hair was pitch black and her eyes had a second clear lid under her main eyelids. She had patches of scales that were visually identical to a merperson's scales and her skin was the same tone as the merpeople that Evan had met during his forth year underwater. She walked as if she were unsure on her legs and almost fell over a couple times. The one thing Evan wished he hadn't observed however was that she smelled like sex.
"My name is Professor Herne and to answer the same question I answer every year, yes I am a mermaid," Began the professor who was clearly in a bad mood.
"Now how am I on land you may ask," Began the professor "If you were anyone other than my students I'd say none of your damn business and move on however since you are I will let you in on the fact that it's only cause of internal magic that I'm here,".
"Everyone always assumes internal magic is restricted to the animagus transformation but that is a disgusting lie," shouted the professor.
"I can teach you to grow claws at will or grow gills without gillyweed," began the professor " However if you so much as put one tow out of line in my class you will discover first hand what it's like to have a dagger sized bee needles shoved up your ass do you understand me," said the professor seriously.
"I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME," shouted the professor who Evan was sure was insane.
"MA'AM YES MA'AM," replied the student who knew that not complying was stupid beyond all reason.
"Fifty points to the lot of you for being not completely unteachable now open your damn books to page seventy and read to yourselves while I find my headache potion," said the professor as she sat down behind her desk.
Walking into the supplementary magic classroom Evan was immediately assaulted by the smell of cookies. Standing next to the trey of cookies was the teacher for this class. The classroom itself was very informal with the only seating available being pink bean bag chair's. The classroom was also magicked to look like it was in the middle of a forest making the whole place look rather surreal.
The professor was a short blonde haired women whose hair was in a tight french braid. She was wearing a pink cardigan with white slacks. She appeared to be the type that never stopped smiling but as Evan would eventually learn appearances can be deceiving. The most striking thing about the professor though was that you could feel how strong she was because she had so much magic that Evan wasn't sure she could hold it in.
"It's so lovely to meet you for the first time why I was so excited I made you my world famous double fudgey brownie cookies with gummy crystals on top," said the professor in a very girly tone of voice.
The same idiot dryder as before spoke up than "Great an old hag for a headmistress and a midget for a teacher," proving once again how stupid he really was.
The professor's smile got so wide than that Evan thought it was slightly creepy "Would you care to repeat that," said the professor in a tone so sweet that it made Evan's teeth ache.
"Yeah I called you a midget you little bitch," said the idiot dryder whose Cube was slowly backing away from him.
The professor's smile than got so wide that Evan thought it must hurt before she dashed forward so quick that Evan almost didn't see her move and grabbed the idiot dryder around the neck. "I'm sorry that kind of language is frowned on in here," said the professor whose smile had gotten bigger if that were even possible before throwing him bodily into a wall.
"And if you ever call me a midget again I will rip out your balls and fry them before feeding them to your cube while you watch," said the professor in the sweetest tone yet.
"Now class turn your books to page three," said the professor who was now ignoring the dryder completely.
"WELCOME TO MAGICAL COMBAT 101 MAGGOTS," shouted the professor the moment they were all in the room.
"MY NAME IS PROFESSOR LEPLUME AND BEFORE I TEACH YOU WIMPS ANYTHING YOU NEED TO BUFF UP NOW DROP EVERYTHING AND GIVE ME THIRTY LAPS," shouted the professor before throwing a pain hex at them randomly when they didn't move.
After making them jog the thirty laps the professor proceeded to make them do sixty pushups. This continued for the next thirty minutes and by the end of the class Evan and his cube were so exhausted that they were ready to pass out. However they needed to have lunch so they walked back to their rooms only to see that fifty points was a good thing indeed. After being hugged a little too tightly by each member of his cube Evan decided to look around before making lunch.
Their rooms now had two new doors attached which when opened up were revealed to be a bedroom and a closet. The bedroom had nothing in it except a large soft plush rug that they could conceivably sleep on. The closet was stocked with cooking necessities such as pots and pans though Evan noticed they were all a little worse for the where. The living room's fireplace had wood in it and their was wooden chairs surrounding it. The bathroom now had a toilet in it though that was the only real improvement in their.
Evan however was very happy with this new boost in fortune as were the other members of the cube and it showed in their attitudes which were noticeably lighter. Quickly deciding on cooking smoked sausage Evan went to remove it from his pack only to be surprised as he was shoved against the wall and Rinn began kissing him. Rinn's kiss was fiery and passionate their was no way Evan could resist submitting as it simply wasn't possible to fight it.
Evan was shocked as Rinn was ripped off and Nalerin took his place. Unlike Rinn's kiss Nalerin's was the exact opposite it was like a shock to the system as it swept through you and captivated you leaving Evan in awe at how it made him feel only for Nalerin to be ripped off by Rinn and the two began to fight only for Kiokin to take their place. Kiokin's kiss was gentle and coaxing as he began to try and get Evan to take part in it only for him to be pulled into the fray.
Evan getting fed up immobilized the three of them and marched right up to Lukas and mashed their lips together. Lukas' lips were soft and though he tried to take control Evan easily maintained his dominance. Pulling off of Lukas lips Evan turned around and glared at the three of them while tapping his foot. Once Evan had calmed down he began to speak "I like all of you but unless you can learn to share I want none of you, take it or leave it cause it's all your gonna get".
Evan than removed his immobilization charm from them and began to finish making lunch. Evan however was unaware of the whispered conversation the other four were having so he was surprised when he turned around to see them kissing. Evan was about to run out only for Rinn to grab him. "Calm down and listen before you react as these are our terms,".
"We will share you but only if we are all mated not just to you but to all of us," said Nalerin.
"All in favor join the group hug," said Lukas brightly.
"Really," scoffed Nalerin.
"Yes Really," insisted Lukas.
One by on they all joined the hug confirming that they were all ok with the agreement.
"My name is professor Adelia Barnes but you are to call me Professor Barnes," began the defensive magic teacher.
The teacher in question was clearly a Veela. She had the classic silver blonde hair and blue eyes. Her bone structure was light and aristocratic. Evan imagined her allure was horrible for the straight guys in class.
The classroom's appearance gave off the feeling of strictness and order. The seats were wooden desks that were somehow the worst thing Evan had ever sat on and the desks creaked every time you shifted in your seat. The floor was surgically clean and their wasn't a spec of dust in sight. It was almost creepy how clean the place was and made you think the professor was obsessed.
"I am here to teach you defensive magic," began the professor "Half of you will hate me by the time you graduate some of you probably already do but the one thing you need to remember is this, I don't care,".
"I don't give a damn about a single petty thing in your life while you are here this is my time not yours and you will respect that one way or the other," hissed the professor.
"Now turn the book to page one-hundred and seventy-four and the first person to cast the spell in the book gets one hundred points," said the professor.
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