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The Diaries of Hermione Granger and Severus Snape	By : LadyBonLon Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 7562 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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August 7, 2000
I�m going to need all my strength and courage that befits a Gryffindor to get through this journal entry. Remember my last battle with �my prey?� You know� the personality changing potion that caused Severus to behave in a way he would hate�
Well, the real Severus is back in full force and has shaken me to the core. He has brought me to my knees and I want to beg him to take me. Forget wasting my energy on trivial tits and tats; I want to feel his hard body slamming into mine! NOW!
Once again, I am getting ahead of myself. Let me revert back to this morning when I awoke and explain my day.
As usual, I awoke just as the sun was making its entrance into my chambers. I smiled to myself as I remembered the events from the night before. I stretched languorously and yawned. I knew that Severus would be in a foul and vengeful mood (worse than usual) and was mentally putting on my armor. I went to get my underclothes from my dresser when I noticed something lying on top that was not mine.
There, sitting on my dresser, was a dildo; one of those dildos that looks like the real thing. You know the ones I am talking about, accurate down to the bumpy veins. I could not stop staring at it. It was huge. It was about 8 � inches long and 2 inches in diameter. Dear God! What was I going to do with that? That was when I noticed a piece of paper taped to the mirror above the dresser. It was folded into quarters.
I gingerly removed the paper from the mirror. I remembered my one incident with buberpus poison in my fourth year. It was not to be taken lightly. There appeared to be no issues with the paper, so I carefully opened it. This is what I found:
Miss Granger-
I have taken the liberty of helping you with your rampant hormones. Since you seem so determined to have relations, I have created for you a new and improved wand. The vibrator on your dresser is, in fact, your wand. It also happens to be a likeness of me, inch for inch. Enjoy. It is the only way you will ever �have� me.
Severus
I swallowed visibly and placed the note on the dresser by the vibrator. I had a very bad feeling about this.
I slowly picked up the vibrator and was determined to verify that it was indeed my wand. I called out, �Accio hairbrush.�
The item in my hand began humming loudly, moving back and forth in my hand and then shot forth a bright, white light. The hairbrush flew into my other hand. Dear Merlin, the vibrator had just mimicked the real thing!
Oh no! I was supposed to spend the morning helping several of the professors put wards up around the school. My mind quickly sought for an answer of what I should do. I could feign illness, but what if the spell did not wear off. How long could I pretend to be sick? I could go to Dumbledore, but then I would have to show him. How mortifying would that be? Furthermore, he would probably find the entire situation just and deserved. He had helped me with my plan against Severus, so he would most likely refuse to undo Severus� response. What about Minerva? True, it would mean that I would have to fill her in on my plan; but surely, it would be easier than when I told Harry and Ron.
So, off I went to speak to Minerva before breakfast. I got to her rooms and lightly knocked. It was a few seconds later that the landscape painting swung open and revealed the professor.
She greeted me with a smile and asked if I wanted to come in. I assured her that I did and that I needed to talk to her about something fairly important. She ushered me in offered me a seat.
Then, I told her. Her eyes were as big as saucers when I had finished my explanations. She blinked several times and then asked to see my wand. I showed it to her and she could contain it no longer. She began giggling hysterically. It took her several minutes to calm down.
Once she had herself back under control, I asked her if she could check the wand for the type of spell placed on it. She retrieved her wand from her robes and set about to the task. She deftly waved her wand around mine several times, made several thoughtful murmurs and then turned back to me.
She informed that while Severus liked to pretend he had no use for �foolish wand waving;� he was actually quite good at it. She then informed me that this was one of the better spells she had ever seen. He had transfigured my wand and added several wards to keep the item as is for a couple of days. The only way to undo the spell before the end of the second day was for Severus to stop it. Like that was going to ever happen�
I thanked her for her time and help. She patted me on the back in a motherly fashion and told me that the two days would be over before I knew it. I told her that may be true, but it would not be over before everyone else had seen it. She murmured a few comforting words and saw me to the door.
I was really worried about this. How in the world was I going to get through this? I was pondering this intensely as I walked down to the Great Hall.
A lot of the professors were already there and I took my normal seat; there was no way I was going to show fear to Severus. I called for my breakfast and waited.
About 10 minutes later, Severus swept in with his usual flair. He ignored me as usual and I found myself, for once, ignoring him too.
I spoke to Sirius for a while, but mostly I sat quietly and ate my breakfast.
Ses gos got up to leave the hall, but before he did; he quietly asked in my ear if I liked his �wand.�
He then left me to my fate.
Dumbledore, as soon as he finished his breakfast, asked Flitwick, McGonagall, Sirius and myself to help him put up the new wards. I grudgingly got to my feet and headed for the entrance hall with everyone else.
It gets worse. Dumbledore put us into pairs (apparently, he and Severus had already paired themselves together). I got paired with Sirius. Yes, Sirius.
We walked outside and Sirius and I took our places. He pulled out his wand and I did too. Sirius was about to begin his ward spell when he happened to glance my way. He did a double take and then stared. His eyes were bulging out of his head.
�Umm- Hermione, I think you grabbed the wrong �umm- wand when you left your room this morning.�
�No Sirius, I did not. Someone thought that transfiguring my wand to look like this would be a funny practical joke.�
�That�s your wand?�
�Yes�
He lost it. He doubled over in laughter and tears. He was consumed with laughter for so long; everyone came over (sans Dumbledore and Severus) to see what was wrong. Soon, they all were hooting in laughter (even McGonagall). Traitor�
She then makes it worse by telling them to ask me to do some magic. And to think, I once looked to this woman as a mother figure.
Sirius took the hint and requested that I do some magic for them.
I shook my head in a negative manner, but he insisted.
I was browbeaten. I finally agreed. I performed a simple levitation spell.
I�ll save myself the torture of reliving the wand focusing my magical energy and just move on to the reactions.
Sirius fell over and literally rolled in the grass. Flitwick also fell over and kicked his small legs to and fro in the air.
McGonagall had known what to expect so she was merely wiping the tears from her eyes.
Keep in mind this is all BEFORE lunch. I have much more to tell, but I need to take a mental break. I�ll finish my day from Hades tomorrow. Good night.
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