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MST: Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!	By : Roman Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 1340 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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What was the matter with him?

Severus: You had sex with a snake.
Lucius: *blink blink*
Sirius: Voldemort’s snake.
Lucius: *blink*
Severus: Voldemort’s dumb snake.
Lucius: *blink blink*
Sirius: Voldemort’s het dumb snake.
Lucius: *blink*
Severus: And since you swing the other way that could border on ‘disgusting’.
Lucius: *blink blink*
Sirius: You had sex with Voldemort’s het dumb snake and you loved it.
Lucius: *blink*
Severus: Other than that, you’re fine!

He shook himself out of his reverie and pulled tightly at the chains around his arms. His strength grew as he heard the creaking of one of the chains snap slightly.

Severus: *going back to the first page* "No amount of straining could get him out of this position". *looks at the ceiling, angrily* Are you kidding me?

He increased pressure on the chain and felt the metal start to rip out of the wall.

Lucius: Then again, I could be getting compensated by having super powers.
Sirius: Oh no, mister. You had enough compensation!

It was when he heard the hissing of the snake as Nagini crawled closer to him that he tugged harder then before and managed to release a few screws from the chain's holdings.

Lucius: *fuming* I could kill this’ Nagini fella! And I’m no killer!
Severus: *rolls on floor, laughing*
Lucius: *to Severus* Stop laughing! There’s actually a more serious side to all this!
Severus: I sure hope so’*laughs some more*’ ‘cause I’m having’ *laugh*’ trouble’ *coff*’ breathing!
Lucius: O.k. So I hurt...
Sirius: Lucius, news flash: you’re a killer. Killers are monsters. They make monster movies about you!
Lucius: *blink towards Severus*
Severus: Moving pictures of people pretending to be you.
Lucius: *blink blink*
Severus: *dismissive gesture* I know’ makes no sense to me either’

His arms could move a bit more then before. Nagini hissed again and as Lucius looked down, he could see the snake's body trailing to the right of him. The head was nowhere in sight.

Lucius: If she’s going where I’m think she’s going I’ll definitely knock myself unconscious’
Severus: Oh, you won’t need to do it yourself’
Lucius: What was that?
Severus: Nothing. Just saying friends will be there when you need’em. *snickers*

He wrenched his body around, trying to move himself away from the reptile. Another hiss and then silence. Lucius could no longer see the snake now as it had, apparently, slithered away from him.

Sirius: Nagini’s playing hard-to-get’
Lucius: And that’d be hard, seeing as I’m tied up!!
Severus: Does that mean that, if you weren’t, I’m imagining you’d’?
Lucius: No! No, no imagining. Any of you!
Sirius: Already got the visual! *grin*

He let out a sigh of relief. Once was enough,

Sirius: You’re not very demanding, are you?

but any continued pressure from the reptile would have been insane.

Sirius: *looks at paper* At least three pages to go. Something tells me that fic you and fic Nagini won’t be gathering lilies for the rest of this!
Severus: I used to be that hopeful. But, then, I grew out of puberty’

He glanced out into the darkness of the cell, trying to make out the rest of the tiny room. He had to be on guard in case Nagini came back as he couldn't allow Voldemort to see him like this. While squinting into the darkness, he spotted two tiny pinpoints of golden light. He was too late to move away

Lucius: Wait! Wait! Can I move? ‘Cause if I can what am I doing indulging some’ some’ maniac ol’snake?!
Sirius: Enjoying yourself, perhaps?
Lucius: *thinks for a minute* Umm, no’ that’s not it’ *goes back to thinking*
Severus: *to Sirius* Eventually, he’ll come up with an explanation that’ll make perfect sense for him and couldn’t be further from the truth!
Lucius: *thinking*
Sirius: *nods*

as the snake suddenly came out of the darkness, heading right for him. He tried moving his body but it was too late. The snake's mouth had already fastened itself directly onto his cock.

Lucius: Oh God! *gasp*

"Oh God!" he gasped.

Severus: Yep. The author has definitely been watching you.
Lucius: You mean a demented girl has been watching my every move?
Sirius: Like your father and the father before your father’ it’s a long lineage of specimen scrutiny. Only a few selected ones get to be ravaged by Voldemort’s reptile. Deep inside’ you’re lucky. *grin*
Lucius: Deep inside’ you’re blonde!
Sirius: You should know. How long did it take you to turn blonde on the outside?
Lucius: Oh, no more than 30 minutes. I know this great hairdresser that bla bla’
Sirius: Really? I’ve been wanting to take Severus for a hair care but bla bla’
Sirius / Lucius: *prattle*
Severus: "The presence of the snake's mouth"‘
Sirius / Lucius: *prattle some more*
Severus: THE PRESENCE OF THE SNAKE’S MOUTH’
Sirius / Lucius: *prattle even more*
Severus: LADIES!!
Sirius / Lucius: *silent*

The presence of the snake's mouth, fangs rubbing against his sensitive skin, was electric! The man had

Lucius: ‘ a stroke?
Severus: You wish.
Sirius: But, then, you wouldn’t know what’s next.
Lucius: I don’t want to know what’s next’
Sirius: Oh, but it’s wonderful *reads ahead in the fic*: "The muscles of the snake were now stroking his cock into expert hardness"‘
Lucius: Will you stop it? It’s bad enough that we’ll hear it later. You better not make us hear it twice!
Sirius: *dreamingly* All I heard was "bla bla’ later’ bla bla’ twice".
Severus: *to Sirius, in a low tone of voice* You underestimate me.

both of his hands on the body of the snake,

Lucius: ‘trying to strangle her?
Sirius: ‘getting her in position?
Severus: ‘threatening to kill her if she stops now?

but the length of the chains could not allow him to dislodge it. He could feel its' mouth working directly on his cock. He tried to fight off the rising pressure within him as he wrestled with his heavy molester, but it was hopeless.

Sirius / Severus: Suuuuure’
Lucius: It was!

The snake's tongue dived into the small hole on the head of his penis.

All: Ouch!

He battled with the snake until it

Severus: ‘gave him a proper blowjob?
Sirius: Speaking of which, Severus, isn’t there anything’?
Severus: No.
Sirius: What I was going to say was’
Severus: No.
Sirius: Will you let me? My point was’
Severus: No.
Lucius: LET THE MAN TALK!
Severus: No.
Lucius: Do you want to get out of here, sometime?
Severus: *sigh* If you insist’
Sirius: *to Lucius* Thank you! *to Severus* Will you give me a blowjob, like, say’ now?
Lucius: *obviously amused’ by now nothing could disgust him anymore* By all means, Severus’
Severus: *to Sirius* Come here. (Sirius: *eyes wide opened*) Come. Here. (Sirius: *approaches Severus and makes a motion as to unzip his pants*)
Lucius: *previous statement obviously wrong* Oh, that’s disgusting!
Sirius: So, you’ll be down’
Severus: Something else’s up already.
Lucius: *muttering to Lucius jr.* Down, boy, down.
Sirius: *on his way* No foreplay required.
Severus: Foreplay to what?
Sirius: *blushing* Well’ *looks down, implying "you know what"*
Severus: *enquiring expression*
Lucius: TO HIS BLOWJOB!
Sirius: *to Lucius* Thank you! *to Severus* So? Will you? And be gentle. I’m very sensitive.
Severus: No. I’ve answered that for ages. Just wanted you to come here so that I would spell it for’ *recent acquisitiblacblack eye*
Sirius: *pouts in indignation*
Lucius: *to Severus* Well, you deserved thaSeveSeverus: *rubs sore eye and plots*

let out a hiss that vibrated against his stiff erection. "OH!"

Sirius: Oh like "Oh, the Dark Lord’s poisonous snake is having a ball around my dick" or like "Oh, I’ve got a zit"?
Severus: *slowly approaches him*
Lucius: *watches in interest*

Overwhelmed by sensations,

Sirius: Oh, "Oh like Oh, My God, stop now and I’ll kill you"‘
Severus: *starts looking around, God knows for what*

he could only hold on to his tormentor for dear life as he orgasmed yet again.

TBC
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