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Disclaimer: It�s not mine! *sob* Harry, all of his
friends, and the entirety of Potterverse all belong to J.K. Rowling and I swear
that I�m not making any money off of it. BUT�Marvin is mine, mine, mine and if
you touch him I will hex you into oblivion

A/B: Hello my little bumpkins!! So have any of you
guessed who the caster of the Imperious Curse was yet? WARNING MAJOR HBP
SPOILER WILL OCCUR IN THIS CHAPTER!!! If you have not had a chance to read HBP
you may want to wait to read this chapter. It will ruin a BIG, HUGE, MONTROUS
chunk of the plot and I would feel terrible if I did that to any of you. I
repeat�IF YOU DON�T WANT HBP RUINED FOR YOU DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER!! Now
that I have that off my chest, Read, Review and Enjoy!

Auctor Rubra

Chapter 9: Snape Did What?

Marvin was snuggled into an
overstuffed chair in Harry�s private rooms, deeply engrossed in his copy of
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The end was drawing near and he
decided to take a little breather and stretch so that nothing could distract
him from the final four chapters. As he twisted and stretched his tired limbs,
Marvin reflected upon his past ten hours of fairly steady reading. (There were
a couple of bathroom breaks and cursing streaks mixed in there somewhere.)
After about the first hour or so of reading Marvin had decided that Narcissa
Malfoy was a total, spineless bitch. Honestly! Groveling one minute and then
treating everyone around her like trash four chapters later! And speaking of
groveling�what kind of trouble had that heartless wench managed to trick Snape
into? Not long after deciding that the Malfoy matriarch deserved a good smack,
Marvin came to the same conclusion in regards to her son, not that he had ever
doubted the fact that Draco Malfoy needed a good spanking. Of course, this
just went above and beyond! Stomping on poor, defenseless Harry like that.
Marvin had often entertained ideas that the young Malfoy might be redeemed, but
after that, he was definitely going to hate the little ferret until the end of
time.

Every chapter brought some new
surprise to Marvin, some pleasant and some not. Had anyone been in the room
when Marvin was ready they would have heard a loud, �Oh shit! NO way, no way,
no way,� bounce off the walls the moment the muggle realized that Rowling had
tricked him into believing Horace Slughorn was the new D.A.D.A. professor.
Marvin was quite happy for Professor Snape in that moment, and completely blew
off Ron�s comments regarding the position being cursed. He experienced any
number of emotions as the pages flipped by. There was suspicion over the true
identity of the Half-Blood Prince, he was gob smacked when he realized that
Hermione had indeed jinxed someone for the sake of Quidditch, intrigued over
the Felix Felicis potion, tongue tied when trying to pronounce �horcruxes�, and
appalled at the thought of Draco Malfoy sobbing in the bathroom. Of course,
none of these emotions could compete with the pure fury that shot through
Marvin as he read chapter twenty-five and discovered one of Snape�s darkest
secrets. According to Rowling, Snape had overheard the prophesy being made to
Dumbledore. This could only mean one thing, Snape had informed Voldemort of
the prophesy and thereby caused the deaths of Lily and James Potter. Marvin
very nearly ran from the room to confront the Potions Master, but decided that
he would try to hold in his rage until he finished the book and then speak with
Harry to make certain of the truth.

His stretching finished, Marvin
returned to his book, praying that there would be no more horrifying
surprises. Fifteen minutes later:

�What the fuck?!!�

Marvin leapt to his feet and
dashed out of the portrait hole. His feet carried him towards Dumbledore�s
office in a sprint. Halfway there he collided with a darkly dressed figure.

�What is wrong with you, muggle?�
Marvin looked up to see Professor Snape and had to hold back his rush of anger.

It�s not true. Just remember
that this one thing can�t really be true.

�I need to speak to the
Headmaster! Its an emergency.�

Snape studied him for a moment,
nodded curtly and then turned to lead the way. When they reached the gargoyle,
Marvin franticly motioned for Snape to say the password while he caught his
breath. Once the steps appeared, he sprinted upwards and burst into
Dumbledore�s office. The elderly wizard sat there reading his own copy of
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, but it was obvious that he was only
about halfway into the text.

Albus� eyes broke away from his
book to look at Marvin with concern. �What has happened, Marvin?�

�Professor Dumbledore, you�re
DEAD!!�

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Severus took a moment to assess
what the muggle had just said. �He looks fine to me, muggle.�

The brat looked at him in confusion
and then began to shake his head. �No, no, no�in the book! Rowling killed you
off, Albus!�

Severus couldn�t believe his
ears. It was just too rich! Albus looked positively furious.

�She did WHAT?!� Albus stood and
dropped his book to the desk. �That is ridiculous. I�m very much alive.�

Severus took in the Headmaster�s
atypical anger and could no longer hold in his laughter. His body began to
shake as he thought of all the rumors that it would be him to die in this
book. Oh, it was just too wonderful. Albus wouldn�t be able to defend the
books anymore! Hell, he wouldn�t want to.

�Is something funny, Severus,�
Albus asked in a dangerous tone that only made Severus laugh harder.

He just could not seem to help
himself. After all these years, the meddler was finally getting a taste of his
own medicine. One of his little pets had rebelled! �Oh, this is just too
good, Albus!�

�Really and why is that,� Albus
snapped.

Severus slowly sunk to his knees,
his laughter increasing with every second that Albus continued to glare at
him. �Finally! After all these years, someone else is getting the shaft! Its
even better because its you! Albus the Great Meddler bites the dust.�

Severus glanced over at the muggle
and saw that the young man was giving him a strange look. It was a mixture of
rage, sympathy, and apprehension. These feelings did not blend well.
�Professor�you might want to wait until you hear who killed him.�

Severus just kept laughing.
Nothing could possible ruin his mood. The only way that this could go wrong
was if he had�

Oh shit.

His laughter halted immediately
and pinned Marvin with a death glare. �Do not tell me that��

�I�m sorry, sir, it was you.�

Severus had to give the boy
credit, he really did look sorry. He glanced at Albus to see how he felt about
having been �killed� by his most trusted spy. The old man looked positively
livid.

�You�re telling me that she
actually thought Severus could kill me?�

�Hey!� Severus glared at the old
coot. As if he couldn�t cast Avada with the best of them.

�What are you shouting about,�
Albus snapped. �You were the one who was supposed to bite it not me!�

Severus just sneered at his
EX-friend. Rowling was going to pay for this, and if he couldn�t get to her,
he could always take it out on Potter. He was the idiot who sold the rights
after all. He was so busy plotting his revenge (and Albus was so busy ranting
about Slytherins in Gryffindor robes) that he didn�t see Marvin slip out of the
office.

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Marvin left the Headmaster�s
office shaking his head and wondering why the two wizards were behaving so
oddly. Dumbledore was like a spoiled child who had been denied dessert and
Snape had been laughing his head off like a loon.

Oh well, I�ll just head back to
Harry�s rooms and finish the last three chapters. Maybe something good will
come out of all this.

That was the last thought Marvin
had before he heard a vaguely familiar voice mutter �Stupefy�, sending him into
blackness.

A/N: Uh oh!! Who�s got Marvin? Find out in the
next chapter. Hehehehehehe Oh yeah, did anyone else hit the roof when Snape
killed Dumbledore? I nearly ripped the cover off my book. I ended up cursing
a blue streak, considering getting smashed, and the proceeded to vent upon
anyone who would listen. Needless to say, most of them said I should have seen
it coming, but Snape is my favorite character and I really didn�t want him to
go completely evil on me. I mean, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Draco has a better
chance at redemption at this point than Severus does. Its just not right. 8(
I refuse to give up on him. Until the day I see UNQUESTIONABLE PROOF that
Snape is loyal to Voldemort, I�m going to hope that Dumbledore ordered him to
kill him to protect Draco. Of course, a friend of mine suggested that he was
just protecting his own ass and it had nothing to do with allegiances. This
disturbed me because�well�DUH, he�s a Slytherin so of course that�s what he
would do. And now I might have to suffer through reading a scene in which
Harry initiates my favorite character�s slow, painful death.

-end rant-

Love you guys! Please be patient for the next chapter, but
I�ll try to have two more by the end of this coming week.
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