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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly I own nothing, anything recognizable obviously doesn't belong to me and I promise to put it back once I've finished playing with it, everything written here is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed. This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus. I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review. Chapter 9. Polite Notice. This months staff fun night will take place at the Hogshead pub in Hogsmeade village on Saturday 19th of January starting at 8pm, patrolling will be done by the head boy and girl along with the prefects they will be overseen by myself and the deputy. The staffroom fireplace will be linked by floo to Aberforths personal fire for the duration of the night. Minerva Mcgonagal Headmistress Hermione pulled a hooded jumper on over her skinny t-shirt and zipped up her knee high boots before yelling at Harry to hurry up. "For the love of Merlin woman! Be patient, Aberforths not going to run out of beer" he replied coming out of his room fastening the belt on his jeans. She shot him a look that told him that if he didn't get a move on sharpish he would seriously regret it. "So Mia, when are you going to finish seducing Hogwarts resident bat?" Harry asked changing the subject. "It's up to him now to make the next move, I'm going to let him have his space so he can work out if I'm actually what he wants, besides who knows what's going to happen tonight so come on lets get there before they send a search party for us." She grabbed his arm and set off to meet the others at the pub, as they entered the staffroom they noticed that Poppy was sat by the fire chatting to Pomona. "Hi Poppy, Pomona how come you're not at the pub with everyone else?" inquired Harry. Poppy grinned "The Thompson twins have been hexing each other again, Martha has pustules in a very tender place and Charlotte got hit with a hair growth spell, from what I've heard on the grapevine a few of the students have taken to calling her cousin It." Harry and Hermione laughed, the sibling rivalry between the two girls was legendary but only they were allowed to hex each other, heaven help the student caught picking on one of the twins because hell hath no fury than a Thompson twin bent on revenge. They said their goodbyes and flooed through to the Hogshead where Aberforth was waiting for them. "Hey Abe, how's business?" asked Harry while Hermione was giving the old barman a hug. "Good thanks Harry, if you want to go through Sirius has already got the drinks in, in your usual corner there's a pool table and a dart board as per Minnie's instructions." Hermione loved playing pool and darts because it reminded her of Sunday afternoons with her granddad down his local pub. The two friends walked into the main bar area where they saw that the back wall had been taken over by the staff of Hogwarts, Hermione headed over to where Aurora and Imogen were setting up a game. "Hey Hermione, do you fancy a game of doubles, you and Harry against us?" asked Imogen chalking her cue. "Sure why not, hang on let me just grab the Boy wonder, he went to get our drinks from Sirius" she made her way over to where Harry was busy talking to Sirius. "Hey foxy lady, I had to get you a bottle of beer as old Abes didn't have any Tequila in stock" smirked Sirius "Although I must admit it came as a bit of a shock to find out that our resident bookworm was such a vixen, you dark horse you". She gave a huge grin and reached over and pinched his cheek playfully "Sirius you should know by now that a girl's got to have some secrets, besides if you knew half of the things I've done, you'd be pretty shocked". It was Remus who laughed at her this time "Come off it Hermione we're Marauders, there's nothing you could do or say that could shock us". Harry grabbed his beer took a mouthful and said nonchalantly "Oh I don't know about that Mooney, Mia's quite a man eater when she wants to be. What about you Severus, do you think Hermione is a closet man eater?" Hermione elbowed him in the stomach "Severus you don't have to answer that inane question, Harry get over to that pool table now!" she really glared at Harry who just blew her a kiss. "It's okay Hermione" replied Severus in his smooth silky voice "I'm positive you have many hidden skills that coincide with the ones we already know about, which include your oral talents." Hermione blushed while Harry choked on his beer, Severus smirked "I'm sorry slight slip of the tongue there, I meant of course your orating abilities." Sirius and Remus exchanged looks completely baffled by the exchange going on at their table. Hermione simply arched an elegant eyebrow and said tartly "Thank you all for your thoughts on my abilities but if you'll excuse us we have a game of pool waiting for us" grabbing Harry forcibly by the arm she dragged him off to where Aurora and Imogen were waiting. "Okay Snape spill it!"said Remus and Sirius together. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean" he answered slyly his eyes never leaving Hermiones pert bottom as she lent over the pool table to take a shot. "Bollocks you don't, tell us what's going on or I'm going to charm your arse to that chair and call Sybil over to be your special companion for the rest of this evening" warned Sirius. Severus shuddered at the thought of spending the night with the divination teacher and sighed "Fine but you have to give me your word as Marauders that this goes no further than us" when both men agreed, he quickly cast both muffilato and a privacy spell for added security measures before continuing. "Okay you remember on New Years eve I happened to leave the party early" the two men nodded "Well on my way to the floo I was dragged into an alcove and given the best God damned blow job of my life, when she'd finished she wished me a Happy New year, kissed me on the cheek and then disappeared into the night. Now would either of you want to hazard a guess at who my mystery assailant was?" As comprehension dawned, the silence at the table grew before Remus inquired "Well what happened next? are you two a couple?". "Mooney my old friend I wish I knew, after she left I went straight home and many hours of thought I decided to let her come to me because I didn't know if the alcohol had clouded her judgment or if she'd even remember. I figured that if she wanted more from me she'd let me know with her typical Gryfindor bravado, but instead we've been back at school for nearly three weeks now and that comment from Harry is the first mention of New Years eve I've heard." He put his head in his hands "I'm such a mess, I don't know what to do". Sirius slapped his back sympathetically while Remus got another round of drinks in, when he returned he gave them a wolfish smile "Okay Bats, it's time to get your head out of your arse and think about this logically from Hermione's point of view. Severus looked confused so Remus continued "Answer me this, other than Gryfindor which of the other houses could Hermione of been sorted into?". "Ravenclaw obviously" piped up Sirius. "Well yes that does seem like the obvious choice Pads, but think about it if she had been born pure blood or even half blood which house do you think she could have been admitted to." the shocked look on his friends faces made Remus grin even more. "Exactly, over the years I've seen Hermione exhibit equal parts of Slytherin cunning, Gryfindor bravery and Ravenclaw intelligence." Severus scowled at him "Get to the point man! You're waffling like a girl." Remus just rolled his eyes "Fine if you're such a dunderhead, I will explain it so even Sirius can understand" ignoring Sirius's look of outrage he continued "Hermione has shown her Gryfindor side by initiating the first proper move between you, so now she's resorted to her Slytherin side by waiting to see what your response is before doing anything else." Severus thought about this for a minute and then replied "Thats all well and good but I still don't know how she feels about me." Remus sighed "Here's a novel idea, talk to her or failing that talk to Harry." Severus pulled a face and shuddered "That's so Gryfindorish, Sirius I hate to say this but I need your opinion." Sirius was looking over at the bar as he answered "Well actually the answer to your little problem has just walked through the door." Remus and Severus turned to look in the direction of his gaze. "Isn't that an old flame of yours? Melinda or Melissa" he asked of the buxom blond who was stood at the bar with her friends. "Melody actually, but I don't see what she has to do with my current dilemma" Severus replied. "Oh that's easy, we invite Melody and her friends over to join us, you play catch up with Melody indulge in a little light flirting we'll watch Hermione's reaction if she gets jealous, you know she likes you, if she doesn't you carry on with Melody and still have fun. Everyones a winner besides that brunette with her is rather tasty" Sirius looked at his companions "Well are we doing this or do I have to pull on my own?" Severus looked a little unsure but agreed any way, Remus on the other hand knew it was bad idea and told them so "This is going to end badly, I really think my way is better but if you're going to do this I'd better tag along just to make someone doesn't get hurt" "Mooney you worry like an old woman, live a little. Bats you go and get the drinks in and while you're there invite them over to join us and then operation GREEN EYES shall begin" Sirius finished his drink and pushed Severus towards the bar. The high pitched laughter was starting to get on her nerves she looked up after her shot to see where it was coming from when she noticed the bleach blond Barbie with enormous breasts at the bar. "Who thought it'd be a good idea to animate a blow up doll?" she asked Aurora and Imogen. "Well Severus seems to be a fan" snickered Imogen Hermione looked across the pub to see the blond and her friends following Severus back to his table, noticing that the bimbo was pratically sat in his lap she frowned. Aurora glanced over and scowled "I knew I recognized her, that's Melody Wickham she an absolute tart and an old flame of Sev's". Harry watched as Hermione tried to make her facial expressions neutral as she asked how long ago they were together. Imogen was a right little fountain of knowledge giving Hermione all the juicy gossip she knew about Melody and Severus "Actually I think that they called it off just before you and Harry started working here, obviously it was amicable looking at how close they are now." Hermione quickly turned round to see Severus push some hair back off Melody's face and then whisper something in her ear which set of that irritating laugh of hers, she felt Harry put his arm round her, he was saying something but she couldn't work out what all of her focus was on Severus and the bimbo with him Harry was getting concerned for his friend because she'd unconsciously transfigured her pool cue into a rounders bat, at least he hoped it was unconsciously because an enraged Hermione was a scary Hermione. He took swift action by removing the cue/bat from her hands and gave her a little shake "Hermione snap out of it!" he whispered in her ear, suddenly he heard her sniff and looking at her he saw that she was close to tears. "You're fucking kidding me, stupid bastard" he muttered under his breath as he saw the blond haired woman run her thumb over Severus's mouth wiping away the stain of her lipstick. "It's okay sweetie we can do this,lets make our apologies and leave before you do something we both regret" Hermione nodded. Harry faked a couple of yawns before asking if they could postpone the game till another time because he was absolutely knackered. "Of course Harry you'd better hurry to bed you could get a hippogriff in there" joked Imogen as Harry faked another yawn. Hermione just waved goodbye to the two women not trusting her own voice at the moment, she lent into Harry as he wrapped an arm round her, "Why Harry?" she whispered. "I don't know my love, but I promise I'll find out even if I have to crack a few skulls to find out" just before he flooed back to Hogwarts Harry vanished the table legs nearest Severus and chuckled as both him and the bimbo got soaked in drinks. A/N: I'm sorry please don't hate me, *hides behind the sofa to avoid the howlers being sent*. Men are stupid when it comes to womens feeling I promise they will end up together eventually. And lots of love to all those of you wonderful readers who have already taken the time to review the ramblings of my poor deluded mind. Xx
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