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And that, Headmaster, is how...	By : Devan Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 3753 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco/Seamus/Severus/Lucius
Categories: Humor, um...this is pure smut
Warnings: Yes, you do see both Lucius and Draco in the pairing, so yes there is some incest. So be warned if this bothers you.
Disclaimer: With much sadness, I must claim that all characters within are not my own. They belong to JK Rowlins and WB. I just play and make no money off of it.
Professor Dumbledore,
I feel you need a full explanation of the events that occurred last night in the prefects' bathroom. The others may have explained, but I want to give you my side of the story.
Well, as you probably know, Ron and I have been dating for a while now. We have been conducting sexual experiments in different locations. I am sure you already know about most of them, because students have been using them for decades. You might have used some yourself when you went here. There are some really interesting ones in the hidden passageways that Fred and George showed us when they were here. Well, last night, Ron had the idea of having sex in the prefects' bathroom, with lots of bubbles and a big tub to fool around in.
Ron needed me to gain access the bathroom, thus using my position as head boy. Well, the pool was occupied when we arrived. We walked in and Seamus and Draco were already naked and having fun. I felt like leaving, but Ron just kissed me and started disrobing me. Of course, my mind was losing all semblance of order and the next thing I knew, Ron and I were naked and in the tub too. Looking back, I believe Ron and Seamus had this planned for Draco and me.
Seamus and Ron looked at each other, and then switched partners. Ron started kissing Draco and Seamus started kissing me. Well, there were no complaints all around, being horny teenagers open to new and exciting sexual experiences.
Seamus had an idea about using his wand as a dildo, to stretch my opening before mounting me. Draco was doing the same thing to Ron. Slytherins...always needing to be on top. It felt so good, so of course we mumbled nonsense the whole time, or I thought it was nonsense. But needless to say, something happened and the tub's hot water turned into hot, slippery, strawberry jello.
This took us all by surprise and caused us to stop for a moment, but only a moment. Using the resource gifted to us by the accidental spell, we fulfilled our sexual fantasy to have an orgy in a pool of jello.
Ron pulled me into a strong kiss and starting stroking my shaft. Without thinking, I grabbed his erection and pleasured him. Then I felt Draco behind me pressing himself against the tightness of my opening. He slowly pushed all the way in, the jello surrounding us providing the lubricant. Oh Merlin, it felt so good feeling my lover pumping me and having Draco inside me, his mouth clamped on my neck. I looked over and saw Seamus thrusting in Ron. After a little bit of fumbling around, we all found a rhythm and continued gaining speed until each of us climaxed.
Exhausted, we held each other, basking in the warmth of the jello around us. Not more than ten minutes later, Professor Snape and Professor Malfoy came into the bathroom. Of course, you never see them apart since Lucius Malfoy became the DADA professor.
Professor Snape just looked at us and asked what happened. Of course we all stood there like idiots and couldn't come up with a good explanation. Lucius was furious about his son being involved with us Gryffindors, and was making a lot of noise. So I decided to take matters into my own hands. Lucius was still yelling at Draco and didn't notice me walk up to him until I pulled him down into the jello. I kissed him to shut him up. Seamus came up behind him and nibbled his neck, causing a moan from him. Together we disrobed him. Working together, we broke down the defenses of one Lucius Malfoy. Meanwhile, Severus came to Lucius's rescue. Draco went after him, also drawing him into a deep kiss, and Ron was helping to disrobe him, pulling him into the pool.
I was still on Lucius, and boy, can that man kiss. Lucius's hands came down to fondle me, but I had other ideas. Stopping the kiss, I pulled Seamus around me and he drew Lucius into a kiss. Standing behind him, I spread his legs slightly apart and started preparing him by entering one finger, then two, then three. Seamus still kissed him and stroked his large member to fullness. Slowly, I entered Lucius, savoring in the tightness around me. I waited a moment to see if he would protest before I started thrusting. There was no sign of protest, so I began a slow pulse, in and out, and nibbled on his neck while I rode him. Slowly, I came in the wonderful tightness that is Lucius Malfoy. His whole body shuddered and he emitted a moan of passion when he came in Seamus's hand
Draco was still kissing, and fondling Snape, whom Ron was penetrating. It was an erotic site to see. Soon afterwards, Ron came in Severus, then Severus and Draco climaxed. This is the point it got really interesting.
Lucius had this idea of continuing this under the jello. Well of course, we couldn't breath in the sticky substance, so he cast 'spiritus infraqua jellicum', which allowed us to breath while immersed in the jello.
Then, he kissed his own son, and Draco hardened again. Lucius went down on his knees, completely immersing himself in the jello, and took Draco's length into his mouth. Ron lay down on the bottom of the tub, positioned himself between them, and took Lucius's length into his own mouth and pleasured himself. Severus came up behind Lucius and entered him. I couldn't hear the noise Lucius made, but I could see the pleasure on his face. Seamus came up behind Draco and then entered him. Draco moaned, being pleasured from both sides. Being the only one left, I decided to join the group by entering Seamus. Oh Merlin, the pleasure being shared through out the orgy was wonderful. After what seemed like an eternity, I came in Seamus. One by one, the others found their release. We all collapsed against the side of the pool. Ron decided to just continue to lie at the bottom with this smirk of pleasure across his face.
So later on, after we allowed Lucius and Snape to have a moment when they could think clearly, the professors changed the jello back into the normal water. We cleaned ourselves off, and then noticed the little beetle crawling up the walls.
Knowing who that was and what would be the result, I am writing this letter to you before it comes up in the "Daily Prophet", so you know what happened. And that, Headmaster, is how I ended up in a hot tub of jello with all these naked men.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Harry looked at the letter he had written, reread it, and then crumpled up the parchment. There was no way he could send something that graphic to Headmaster Dumbledore. He took out a new sheet and wrote another letter.
Headmaster Dumbledore,
Ron is horny, Seamus is kinky, Draco is a Slytherin, Lucius is a pervert, Severus is determined to get me expelled, and this was all probably an elaborate plot of Voldemort's to get me on the front page of tomorrow's "Daily Prophet" and embarrass the side of light. And that, Headmaster, is how I ended up in a hot tub of jello with all these naked men.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
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