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- 1-The Lovely Teddy Bear Episode
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Becca/Anakni

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Challenge I Picked:
Give him a teddy bear with the word �lovely� emblazoned on it.

Harry
Potter had come up with the most devious way to embarrass and annoy Severus
Snape, the dreaded Potions Master, and to turn Draco Malfoy into the biggest
laughing stock in the school for years to come.
He had recently stumbled across a Potions book in the Restricted Section
that had some of the most interesting Potions in it. One such Potion was the Ammirazione Estrema
Potion. It was a Potion that caused the
taker to exhibit extreme and ridiculous admiration on either the first person
they saw or on the person whose hair was added into the Potion. Harry had done a little more research and had
also found a way to combine a charm with the Potion so that Malfoy would listen
to his suggestions and of course he just had to use Snape as the object of
Malfoy�s admiration.

He told Ron
and Hermione of his plan after having been so secretive during the two weeks it
had taken him to brew the Potion.

�You�re
going to what?� Hermione said. �Harry,
we�re Sixth Years now, we can�t be pulling pranks like this anymore.�

�But
Hermione,� Ron protested. �Malfoy was
the one who keeps trying to get Harry.
Besides now the git will be brought down a peg or two.�

Finally
after a few more minutes of persuasion Hermione agreed to Harry�s plan. She administered the Potion during Arithmancy
onto Malfoy�s skin. He berated her
harshly for several minutes for spilling her �water� on him but nothing really
came of it.

Hermione
smiled to herself as she gathered her books for her next class, Double Potions
with the Slytherins.

For once
Harry and Ron were early to Potions, Hermione had saved them prime seating view
for the entire spectacle and also a seat where Harry would be able to see
Malfoy so he could influence some of his actions and thoughts. This class would forever be remembered and
not for the importance of the material they were covering that day.

�All right,
everyone in their seats,� Snape ordered as he sailed into the classroom in a
swirl of black robes.

Malfoy had
a huge grin plastered stupidly on his face almost causing the Golden Trio to
laugh. Snape finally reached the front
of the class and turned around to face them; Malfoy still wore his idiotic
grin. Snape looked at him with some mild
confusion but decided to ignore it for the moment.

The class
began setting up their ingredients while Snape began taking down notes for
something else.

�Please
Professor,� Draco said raising his hand eagerly. �Can I help you with anything? Anything at all?�

�No Mr.
Malfoy,� Snape said evenly with a mild glare aimed at the blond Slytherin. �I require no assistance to take notes from a
book. Get back to your work.�

This time
the Golden Trio couldn�t keep back the smiles of budding laughter from their
faces as they heard and watched the exchange.
Malfoy looked disappointed but began once again working on his Potion.

�Hey Herm,�
Harry said with a smirk. �Watch this.�

Suddenly
Draco Malfoy stood up straight and looked right at Professor Snape. He stared in fascinated interest at the
Potions Master. He then began to
randomly add in his ingredients until his cauldron began spitting. The Potions Master looked up to see Draco
paying absolutely no attention whatsoever to his lesson.

�Mr. Malfoy
you seem to have a problem concentrating on today�s lesson,� The Potions
Master�s voice was low and dark. �Kindly
return your eyes to your notes and begin again with today�s assignment. Five points from Slytherin for
inattentiveness Mr. Malfoy. Do not let
is happen again.�

Malfoy
looked down cast but he dutifully went over and dumped his Potion out into the
spelled sink. With a sigh and a doleful
expression he got fresh ingredients out from the student supply cabinet and
began again. The Golden Trio watched on
in amusement.

By this
time the other Gryffindors were snickering as they worked on their
Potions. Malfoy never screwed up in
Potions class or made a total arse of himself, today being the exception. The Slytherins were looking at their de-facto
leader wondering what had happened to him.

Class
continued on uninterrupted for several long minutes.

�Ron,
you�re going to love the grand finale,� Harry whispered to his friend when he
was sure Snape was too buried in his note taking for the moment.

Ron and
Hermione were now very curious. They
wondered what Harry had planned to embarrass Snape and make Malfoy the laughing
stock of the school for years to come.
Whatever he had planned it had to be good, enough to top even the Twins
most outrageous pranks to date.
Inattention in class was excused for just this moment. Harry concentrated and sent Malfoy his suggestion
of what he wanted him to do. Malfoy
willingly and unknowingly obliged.

Malfoy
secretively pulled out his wand and transfigured his lesson notes into a teddy
bear that stood two feet high and had the word �Lovely� emblazoned across its
chest. Proudly Malfoy walked up to the
front of the Potions class right up to Professor Snape�s desk. The entire class followed his movement; the
Gryffindors were smirking and holding back their laughter while the Slytherins
looked worried and amused.

�Excuse me
Sir,� Draco said politely with a beautific smile on
his face with the bear tucked behind his back.

�What is
it?� Snape asked without looking up from his furious note taking.

He only
looked up when he realized that the sound of his quill scratching against his
parchment was the only sound he heard.

�Here Sir,�
Draco proudly held out the teddy bear from behind his back. �This is for you. From me.�

The entire
class snickered.

Snape
stared at the bear uncomprehendingly for several long moments, noting that it
was green and fuzzy and had that disgusting word �Lovely� emblazoned across the
chest.

�Mr. Malfoy
what is the meaning of this?� Snape�s tone was dangerous but Malfoy didn�t seem
to notice at all.

�It�s a
gift Sir,� Draco said setting the bear close to Snape and giving its fuzzy head
a friendly tap. �To show how much I
admire you.�

Without a
second thought Snape had his wand out and the bear was burning merrily away.

�Mr. Malfoy
that is fifteen points from Slytherin for inappropriate behavior,� Snape glared
harshly at the student who had once been his prot�g� among all other
Slytherins. �Furthermore you are to
report to Madame Pomfrey as I think your brains have been addled. Don�t just stand there sniveling! Move!�

Snape
waited until Malfoy was out of the class.

�There
those who will think this to be funny,� Snape lectured but he had a slight
blush tingeing his pale skin. �What it
was was an embarrassment to Mr. Malfoy.
And let this be a lesson to you, no little teddy bears in my
classroom. Get back to work!�

Hermione
later reported to Harry that Snape was indeed very annoyed by the incident and
that he gave a little nervous tick every time he came across little caricatures
of the incident in question.
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