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He\'s Only Happy When She\'s Dancing	By : bubsangel Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Draco/Hermione Views: 11290 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter Universe. If I did I probably would be writing book seven not writing fan fiction. I just like to make them dance.

Don�t worry I will make sure they stretch and get plenty of water.
Summary: After discovering Hermione dancing to muggle music Draco wants to feel the same exhilaration that she gets from it. So he strikes a deal: Flying Lessons for Dancing Lessons. Will the enemies be able to harness the magic in the new world opened up to them?

He�s Only Happy When She�s Dancing

Chapter One

Finally Feeling Something Real

And To Get It One Must Strike A Deal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hermione�s House ~ Summer Vacation~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To all of Hogwarts Hermione Granger is as easy to read as a book. She is extremely smart and bossy. She doesn�t have a love life for people to gossip about. She is just one of Harry Potter�s sidekicks, the brain of the golden three. She doesn�t partake in the mindless chitchat of her fellow female students. She is I.

Hermione Plain Jane Granger

Hermione finished writing the words down in her new journal and grabbed her gym bag so she could head to her dance lessons.
Hermione looked in the long mirrors in front of her. The only thing that Hermione didn�t like about Hogwarts was that in the crowded Gryffindor Tower Hermione had nowhere to dance.

�And five, six, seven, eight,� Hermione counted out loud as she danced a tricky routine.

�Excellent!� her instructor said beaming at Hermione. �I guess that�s enough for today.�

~~~~~~~~~~~~~In The Halls of Hogwarts 1^st Day of school~~~~~~~~~~~~

�Mudblood!� Draco Malfoy half sneered half whispered at Hermione as the followed Professor McGonagall to the rooms that they would share as Head students.
�Slime ball!� she retorted.

Great she thought to herself. This is going to be a very long year.
Before any worse bickering could occur they arrived to their destination, a statue of Helga Hufflepuff. �She is the one who appointed the Heads and Prefects.� Professor McGonagall explained. �The password for now is Dragon�s Heart, that is until you two agree to change.� �I trust that you two can act mature about everything.� �I would stay and give you both a tour but I have to go to an important meeting.� �Goodnight she said briskly, and with a flurry of robes that could rival Snape�s she was gone.
�Goodnight!� Hermione called out to her favorite teacher.
�Goodnight Professor me me me me me!� Draco mimicked in a high nasal voice.
�Shut up Malfoy!� Hermione bit out as she crawled into the entryway that led into their common rooms.
�What ever mudblood! �, Draco said out loud.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In The Head�s Rooms ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Much to Hermione�s disdain Malfoy got to the bathroom first.

Knowing that he was vain Hermione assumed that Malfoy would take forever in the shower. Deciding to use this rare opportunity Hermione ran into her private room and donned some dancing clothes and shoes. She grabbed her little cd player and ran back into the common room. After moving some of the furniture she quickly stretched and turned on it on to J Lo and Ja Rule�s �I�m Real�.

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What�s my mother fucking name??!!

The first notes of music almost made Draco jump out of his skin. Leaving the shower running to keep from drawing attention Draco quickly put on his pants and grabbed his wand. Quietly following the music he was led into the doorway of the common room. Draco was in pure shock at what he saw.

He didn�t care about the furniture moved. But in the large area cleared Granger seemed to be acting funny. �The little mud blood has finally lost her marbles!� Draco snickered to himself. Draco quickly realized that he was actually incorrect. She seemed to be doing a dance of some sorts. Draco watched curiously. He hadn�t ever seen any one dance like that. Ballet and waltzes were pretty much the only way the wizarding world danced, but this it was so much different. It was sleek, graceful, and sexy. �Whoa!� Draco thought to himself, �Did I just think that bush head was sexy?� Like a wounded dog Draco tucked his tail in and ran for it.

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Muggle music is so different than the music in the wizarding world. It seems so real. Whenever I take a shower Granger decides that is safe to pull out her music playing thingy. She makes it play music really loud, I think she believes I can�t hear it over the shower. The music she listens to seems to describe the way people feel. It�s not the chivalrous crap that wizards pretend to like. It doesn�t care to say anything and for some reason you know that the muggles have more depth to them. I can normally get a chance to see her dancing. I can�t image anything that could come that close to being free, except perhaps flying. It looks as exhilarating as flying. Every time I see her dance I get this strange itching to join her. How anyone can rock and sway their hips like that is beyond me.

Draco Severus Malfoy

Draco sat on the couch watching Granger. He knew she was waiting for him to take a shower. He just felt like prolonging her enjoyment. Then his Slytherin mind came up with an idea. He could get her to teach him! He looked up momentarily to see Granger snickering at an inside joke. He quickly rethought the idea; there was no way he was going to ask a mud blood for help with anything. With his Slytherin mind at work he soon developed a plan. If he were to offer to teach her how to fly they would be even and he wouldn�t owe her anything. Of course she would keep it a secret. She wouldn�t want Potty and Weasel to know that they were helping each other.

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Hermione sat awkwardly in her favorite chair waiting for Malfoy to take a shower. Instead of jumping up trying to beat her there he sat there. Hermione could tell he was in deep thought. �I wonder if this will strain his brain,� Hermione snickered to herself. Hermione started to feel dodgy when he stared at her. She began to wonder if he was coming up with a sinister plan. Giving up the hope of dancing that evening she decided to go take her shower. �I�ll just use up all of the hot water!� she thought in a very Slytherin like manner. As she stood up she saw Malfoy stand up also. Testing him, she decided to sit down. Malfoy sat. Annoyed she rolled her eyes and made for a run to the bathroom.
�Hey!� Malfoy hollered, �Wait up for a second Granger.�

Still annoyed Hermione turned around to see what he wanted.

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In Dumbledore�s office Professor McGonagall was busy giving her good friend the evil eye.
�Please tell me why you have the Head Girl and Boy sharing living quarters?� Minerva frowned Albus, �this has never happened at Hogwarts before.� �It surely can�t be acceptable!�
�I�m just giving the poor boy one last chance at happiness.� Albus sighed as he popped a lemon drop into his mouth.

TBC
Author�s Note:

I�m sure you all know that ~~~~ means a change in setting, point of view, ect�. Occasionally I will add notes in the ~~~~�s�.

Don�t get scared the 1^st chapter is bound to be worse than the following. I�m not really good at intros.

I have written tons of fics but this is my first time posting one of them so I would really appreciate feedback. Whether positive or negative it would be nice to get some reviews.

Love ya,

Bubs
P.s. Sorry for the bad summary!

P.p.s I am currently looking for a beta. (Hint! Hint!)
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