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I Don't Want To Grow Up	By : rachxoxo Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco Views: 1704 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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ZooArmy's Odd Quote Challenge

06.

P: "Shoot it! SHOOT IT! WILL YOU JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT???!!!!! ...... Thank you. Nice try."

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"What exactly is the purpose of this place, Harry?" Draco asked, looking up at various displays of plasticine action figures and stuffed dolls.

"This 'place' is called Toys 'R Us and the purpose of it is to sell toys, Draco" Harry said, becoming annoyed with the blonde's constant questions about the most mundane of things.

He couldn't really blame him though, as he was actually taking the time to accustom himself with Muggle culture. Harry had already taken him to a shopping mall and amusement park. Draco had expressed an extreme dislike at escalators and found the roller coaster to be too dangerous. Imagine that...Draco Malfoy complaining.

Harry had told him that the place they were going today was devoid of anything remotely dangerous (though by the look Draco was giving the animatronic dinosaur toy roaring in his hand, he knew he'd be accused of lying).

Harry followed him around the store much like a protective parent, explaining to Draco the use of an Easy Bake Oven.

"But why cook with a little light bulb when you can bloody well cook in a normal oven. Fucking stupid."

And also why a group of Muggle boys was so fascinated with collecting as many brightly colored playing cards as they could.

"It's called Yu-Gi-Oh. You collect loads of these cards and they all have certain creatures with attributes assigned to each of them. So you take your cards and duel with your friends to win their cards and vice versa" Harry explained.

"Pfft. I'd much rather duel with wands" Draco said, holding his out.

"Cool! That dude has a magic wand!" one of the boys in the group announced.

The group dropped everything they were holding and raced over to where Draco and Harry stood. Draco stepped back a bit when the tiniest of the bunch rounded on him.

"Are you a real wizard, mister?"

Draco's signature smirk overtook his face. "Why, yes, I am."

"Na uh. There's no such thing as wizards" said the oldest boy.

"Is to!" Draco attested.

"Okay, then, do something. Make that Barbie's head explode."

Draco looked over at the display of blonde dolls, clearly ready to accept the challenge when Harry pulled his friend by the shoulders. "Nothing to see here, boys. I'm afraid my friend here is mentally disturbed and it's time for him to go back to his padded cell. Isn't that right, Jordan?"

"Jordan? Why the bloody hell are you calling me Jordan? Let go of me!" Draco protested as he was pulled away.

"Just what the hell were you trying to prove by doing that?" Harry scolded.

Draco wasn't listening. There was a display for the latest installment of Resident Evil drawing him in.

"What is this?" Draco asked, stopping in front of one of the large screens.

"Video game. You kill as many zombies as you can so that they don't kill you."

"What's a zombie?"

"Reanimated dead body, usually a cannibal." Harry said.

"Well, how do we do this?" Draco said, palming the controller.

"You're not serious" Harry said, raising an eyebrow.

"I am" Draco said, handing the other controller to Harry.

Harry shook his head and laughed to himself. "I'm not exactly sure, I've only watched Dudley play this game once before getting bored with it, but I believe this is the button you press to shoot. And obviously you use this to move." he said, leaning over Draco's body to point out the controls.

"Mmm," Draco moaned into his ear. "Grind your cock into my ass again."

Harry bucked into Draco's back once for good measure before stepping around to his other side.

"Tease" Draco said.

"No, it's more of a promise. I'm going to fuck you senseless later" Harry said matter-of-factly, garnering a scathing look from the lone clerk in the video game section.

"Not if I fuck you first"

Harry cleared his throat. "Ready?"

"In the middle of a Muggle children's store?"

"The game you prat" Harry said, rolling his eyes.

He pressed start and soon they were being attacked by legions of zombies. Draco managed to fight off a fair few while Harry struggled.

"There's one on your left" Draco announced.

"Where? I don't see it"

"There! The thing with blood down it's front. Oh, fuck, one's almost got me. Shoot it!" Draco ordered.

"The controller is jammed." Harry said, hitting it on the side. "There. Fine now"

"Shoot it! SHOOT IT! WILL YOU JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT???!!!!!"

It was to late. The zombie was ravaging Draco's body with it's rotten teeth.

"Thank you. Nice try" Draco said, throwing the contoller down.

"It's only a game" Harry said, amused by the blonde's pouting.

"Remember that tonight when my cock is buried in your ass"
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