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Miley, Lilly, Oliver, & Jackson Are What?	By : AngelofDeath069 Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > General - Misc Views: 1825 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Miley,
Lilly, Oliver and Jackson Are What?

Summary:
Miley, Lilly, Oliver
and Jackson are all witches and wizards who are just now finding
their powers. They receive letters from Hogwarts and a visit from
Headmaster Dumbledore and decided to go. But what kind of world does
one live in when you hand Oliver, Miley, Lilly, and Jackson a wand
and set them loss in a school with other teenagers with wands.
Absolute insanity ensues and romance is in the air. Story is very AU
and set in the sixth year at Hogwarts.

Disclamer:
No copyright
infringement is intended. This is simply for fun and no profit is
being made from it's existence.

1:
Witches, Wizards, & Harry Potter

It
was official. Miley Stewart had lost her mind. She stared down at the
sheets of paper that she had just extracted from the envelope that
had been tied to a large brown owl’s leg. It had swept into the
kitchen accompanied by another of the same color and size both
wearing some sort of necklace around their necks with an old looking
crest on it. She had been shocked at first but the owls had quickly
snapped the strings on their letters and flew away.

She
now stood holding a letter from some Professor of an English Boarding
School named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She scanned
the letter looking for some sign that this was some kind of joke that
Oliver or Lilly or someone was trying to pull over on her. She looked
at the other envelope addressed to Jackson who had just came bounding
down the stairs and stopped beside her.

"Whatcha
got there?" He asked taking a peek but she merely covered hers
up.

"I’m
not sure yet. You got one to." She said pointing at the other
letter lying on the countertop. Jackson reached for it and broke the
pretty seal on the back of it before bringing out his letter and
reading it aloud.

"Dear
Mr Stewart, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted
at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a
list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September
first. We await your owl by no later than July thirty-first. Yours
sincerely Minerva McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress." The meaning
of the words didn’t seem to register with Jackson for a moment
and he simply laughed until they did. "Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry. What kind of name is that? Is that even in
this country? Does this place even exist?" He turned on Miley
and glared at her. "What kind of joke is this?"

Miley
shook her head and looked down at her own letter.

"I
don’t know but it would explain a whole awful lot of strange
things that have been happening around us lately." She looked up
as her father walked in from the deck but he wasn’t alone. With
him came a tall older man who was wearing what appeared to be a dark
pink cloak. He had a long silver beard and hair to match with
half-moon glasses perched on the bridge of his nose and he was
smiling as he looked at the two people standing in the kitchen.

"Oh,
you’ve already gotten your letters then. Good, good, jolly
good." Miley raised an eyebrow and looked at her father who was
smiling and nodding his head.

"You
two this is Headmaster Albus Dumbledore from Hogwarts in England."
Robby Ray introduced the man with whom he’d been talking for
almost an hour now. It was hard to believe it but eventually, after a
few simply spells that Dumbledore had agreed to show him, he’d
found out that his two children along with Miley’s two best
friends were witches and wizards. Dumbledore had gone on to explain
several other things, something about a Dark Lord, an old prophecy
and a boy named Harry Potter and also something about a battle
between good and evil but he had been to dumbstruck to hear most of
it.

"Okay,
this is totally wired." Miley said picking up the sheets of
parchment that lay on the counter and walking toward Dumbledore who
smiled down at her and she smiled back.

"Oh,
for most new witches and wizards it is especially those who are born
in the Muggle, or non-magic, world." He explained and watched as
Miley sat down on a couch and motioned for him to take a chair. He
sat and looked over at her and the young boy who had joined her on
the couch. "So you must be Miley and Jackson." The pair
nodded but continued to stare on at Dumbledore as if they couldn’t
believe he was here.

"Would
you mind telling us what this is all about?" Jackson asked
holding up his own set of papers. The old man chuckled and nodded his
head.

"Oh,
of course I’ll explain it to you but I think we should wait on
Miss Truscott and Mr Oken before I explain anything in depth."
No sooner had the words left his mouth than Lilly and Oliver knocked
at the door. Robby Ray walked over and opened it inviting the two
teenagers in the house. Oliver flopped down on the only remaining
armchair while Lilly squeezed into the spot between Miley and
Jackson. Dumbledore smiled at the four of them.

"Hello,
you must be Lilly and Oliver." The two gave him identical
hesitate waves and stared at him in disbelief. Never had the likes of
this man been seen in Malibu, California. He looked like a TV
character. But before anyone could speak Dumbledore jumped into an
explanation of why he was there.

"As
I’m sure you have all noticed, strange things have been
happening to you over the past few months, they are all a direct
result of you being what we call late-blooming witches and wizards."
He paused for a dramatic affect which didn’t seem to have an
affect at all. He simply smiled and continued. "Hogwarts is a
school at which you will learn how to use your powers. I’m very
happy to say that you four are our first American students. We have
several nations represented at our school but you four are the first
to come from the States. This is sure to be a thrilling adventure for
you." It only just seemed to click with Lilly what he had said.

"Wait
a minute. You just said we were late-blooming witches and wizards."
Dumbledore looked at her for a moment before nodding. "Oh my
god. I can do magic." Dumbledore looked around at the others in
the room as if silently asking them why she was so surprised. Jackson
jumped in with a response.

"You
must overlook our Lilly. She’s a bit…" He trailed
off swirling his finger around his temple and hugging an arm around
her shoulders. Dumbledore gave a great laugh. On reflex Lilly
pushed her elbow back into Jackson's ribs and he grunted in pain.

"It
is a very insane bit of information to get. I mean four Muggle
friends all end up being late-blooming witches and wizards. It is a
bit of shock." Miley laughed and muttered something like no
kidding under her breath but Dumbledore just smiled and continued on
with his explanation. "Anyway, I would like to be the first to
welcome you to Hogwarts. I’ve spoken with all your parents and
they’ve all agreed that this would be a very great academic
opportunity for you. Now granted you will have to be away from them
for a while but you are all old enough that I’m sure that won’t
be a problem. Of course, there are school holiday's in which you'll
be granted permission to come home and visit your families. However,
if that's not what you wish to do you have the option of staying at
the school." Miley, Lilly, Jackson and Robby Ray looked at
Oliver who was watching Dumbledore with great interest. He noticed
and shrugged.

"What?
I can stay away from my Mommy for longer than a night." Miley
raised an eyebrow at him and shook her head.

"Say's
the boy who cried himself sick at summer camp last year." Lilly
put in turning her attention back to the old man sitting not far from
her and smiling. It was odd to see him sitting so comfortably in the
house when it was so obvious that he was very out of place here. But
she liked him almost instantly and her mother had said that he seemed
like a very nice man.

"Well,
we will have our Potions Master Professor Slughorn cook up some
homesick potion if it gets to bad." His blue eyes twinkled as he
looked at the young man who just dunked his head and blushed. "Now,
where was I? Ah, yes. Hogwarts is located in a very beautiful part of
England and has been around for centuries. It is only visible to the
Wizarding community however because we don’t want the Muggle
world to find out about us. Muggles tend to think that magic would
solve all their problems but magic comes with its own price as well.
Now that bing said, there are a few things you should now about being
witches and wizards. One you are not allowed to do magic anywhere
except for school or on the train to and from Hogwarts, two you must
never tell anyone that you are a witch or wizard (trust me you don’t
want that kind of attention), three you will be starting out in your
sixth years (except for you Jackson you will start out in your
seventh and finally year but you have a lot to learn so do try and
keep up), and lastly it troubles me to say that the Wizarding world
is not all together safe." Miley who was trying to process all
of this information at once brought her hands up to her head and
rubbed her temples. She was getting such a head ache.

"What’s
not safe about it?" Jackson asked his eyes still on the old man
before him. Dumbledore continued to smile and tilted his head one way
then the other trying to find the right words to explain it.

"Well,
there is a wizard named Lord Voldemort, everyone calls him
You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named which is hog wash if you ask
me. Fear of a name only increases fear for the thing itself but while
you are at the school call him by one of those names. Very few people
are brave enough to speak his name and even more fear anyone saying
true name aloud. He is a dark wizard and he is out to destroy all the
Wizarding world. He has followers called Death Eaters who are
extremely dangerous and no one is really sure who they all are except
for Voldemort himself. This time it was Lilly who raised her hand up
and rubbed her temple. Complete information overload.

"So
you’re telling us that there is some kind of evil guy with a
wand out there right now trying to destroy the Wizarding world, which
we are about to become a part of?" Dumbledore nodded at Oliver
who had sank back in his seat and was staring at him oddly.

"Yes,
he is after one particular boy at the moment, someone who will be in
your year named Harry Potter. You see the story goes that Voldemort
wanted to kill Harry because of a prophecy that was made to me by a
Divinations professor at Hogwarts years ago. He was told that Harry
would grow up to be more powerful than him so he went to seek out
Harry and his parents. Well, when he found them he killed Harry’s
father then his mother and then tried to kill Harry himself with one
of three Unforgivable Curse (which you will learn about at Hogwarts
more in depth), one called the Killing Curse. But because Harry’s
mother had given up her own life to save her son it backfired and
Voldemort was said to be dead. Harry was left with a lightening bolt
scar on his forehead is the only known survivor of the Killing Curse.
You’ll more than likely meet him and his two best friends,
Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley when you’re at school. Those
three seem to have a neck for getting into trouble and being in the
public eye when they do it." Miley looked around at Oliver and
Lilly who stared back at her. They knew what that was like. They
couldn’t count the number of times they had been in trouble
with lots of people around.

"Okay,
so this is all important?" Oliver asked looking back at
Dumbledore who shrugged his smile never dimming in the slightest.

"It
could be. If you’re chosen for Gryffindor then yes but if not
it still could be." At this Dumbledore rose and pulled what
appeared to be a watch out of his pocket. From Miley’s seat she
could see that it had twelve hands but no numbers. In the place of
the numbers were little plants moving around the edge. But the old
man must have understood what it said because he looked up a bit
surprised. "Well that took longer than I expected. I really must
be on my way. I’ll be expecting to see all of you on July the
thirtieth at the Leaky Cauldron then to make a trip to Diagon Alley."
The four young people looked around at Robby Ray as if expecting him
to answer. Which he did.

"You
can bet your boots we’ll all be there." With that they
watched as Dumbledore walked a couple of steps and then with a faint
pop disappeared. There was immediate silence and no one moved as they
all sat there processing the information they had just been given.

Finally
Robby Ray went into the kitchen for a bottle of water and no sooner
had he took a drink than Lilly and Miley both jumped up and screamed.
He began to chocke and ran to the sink to spit out the water. He
shot the girls a look and whipped his hand over his mouth.

"We’re
witches.
We can do magic.
Oh my god, I can’t believe it. This is like…The coolest
thing that has ever happened to me!" Lilly exclaimed as she and
Miley grabbed each other's hands and jumped around in circles,
knocking a vase of flowers off the coffee table which immediately
repair itself and hopped back on the table. The two stopped and
looked at the vase before giving another scream and moving away from
anything breakable. It might have worked once but they didn't want
to press their luck.

"I
know, I mean I used to think that being Hannah Montana was the
coolest thing but this is by far so much cooler." Miley and
Lilly then broke apart to do their happy dance before turning back to
Jackson and Oliver who were looking at them as if they had completely
lost their minds.

"Oh,
come on you two. Can’t you appreciate the enthusiasm and show a
little yourselves. I mean how many times in your life are you going
to find out that you are a wizard. We’re going to get wands and
everything. It’s like…amazing." Lilly squealed and
Robby Ray reached up to cover his ears.

"Yeah,
it is kind of cool but this place is in England and I bet they don’t
even have electricity in this castle school thing." Oliver said
and watched as the happy expressions on their faces dropped.

"No
electricity. Are you nuts Oliver? Of course they have electricity
this is the twentieth-second century. What kind of school doesn’t
have electricity? I mean really, come on." Miley rolled her
eyes and looked back over at Lilly a whole new expression lighting
her face. "We can get Amber and Ashley back so good now. I mean
when they find out we’re witches and can zap them into another
dimension, they are going to regret the cool list and all those times
they made fun of us."

"Whoa,
Miles, I think you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself. Didn’t
you hear what Professor Dumbledore said, no one can know. It’s
just like being Hannah Montana; you don’t want that kind of
attention." This immediately burst Miley’s happy bubble.

"Thanks
Dad, my happy bubble hates you now." She said crossing her arms
over her chest and going to sit back down on the couch and pout.

"I’m
sorry your happy bubble feels that way bud but come on. Who would
believe you even if you did tell them? You don’t know any
spells yet and you even have your wands. And no, we are not going to
go to England early so you can pick it up. We are going to wait until
July thirtieth just like Professor Dumbledore said. I have never even
heard of Diagon Alley and since it’s a magical thing I don’t
think you can just ask someone on the street." Robby Ray walked
behind the couch and patted his daughter on the shoulder. She sniffed
and turned her head away from him still pouting. Jackson brought his
hand up and crooked his finger making to whip away a tear and Lilly
grabbed the nearest pillow and slapped him with it.

"I
hope they teach us how to curse people first thing. I’m going
to curse your pants right off of you." She told him as she sat
down on the armchair that Dumbledore had occupied. Jackson smiled at
her and wiggled his eyebrows.

"Promise."
This time it was Robby Ray who grabbed a pillow and hit Jackson in
the back of the head with it.

"I
think this is going to be a disaster." Oliver said out of the
blue and four pillows came flying at him. Each one hitting its
intended target of his head.

TBC>>>
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