dear santa
folder
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
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776
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3
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0
Currently Reading:
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
776
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
J. K. Rowling owns harry potter and all the people and sceanery, Murry owns the zombie bunnies.if i owned them i would have millions and not be realing from getting fired because my hight and my bra size... but i don't make any money of this fic,
dear santa
Dear santa,
I can explain! The blue zombie bunnies deserved everything they got! They ate Narcissa! What else could I do but hunt them down! They need to be taught a lesson! No one eats my minions! My new pet will hate me!!
Yes, I know it was mean to put that one minion in a tutu, next time I’ll make it wormtail…if I havn’t killed- I mean fired him. I would never kill a minion… unless they stole my glitter, then it’d be an all out bitch fight! Now I just need to get this perfect for that one kid… the fuckable blond…
Now on to my list:
1. glitter
2. that one kid, the metal boy, his head on my mantle
3. that blond with a tight ass
4. more glitter
5. the head of a zombie bunny on my mantle
6. minions who can sing, I want to do high school musical next!
7. more glitter
8. a pink poodle
9. more costumes
10. did I mention the glitter?
Thank you,
Thomas Marvolo Riddle (A.K.A. Voldomort)
A/N this is what happens when murray tells me i can play with a story of hers...
I can explain! The blue zombie bunnies deserved everything they got! They ate Narcissa! What else could I do but hunt them down! They need to be taught a lesson! No one eats my minions! My new pet will hate me!!
Yes, I know it was mean to put that one minion in a tutu, next time I’ll make it wormtail…if I havn’t killed- I mean fired him. I would never kill a minion… unless they stole my glitter, then it’d be an all out bitch fight! Now I just need to get this perfect for that one kid… the fuckable blond…
Now on to my list:
1. glitter
2. that one kid, the metal boy, his head on my mantle
3. that blond with a tight ass
4. more glitter
5. the head of a zombie bunny on my mantle
6. minions who can sing, I want to do high school musical next!
7. more glitter
8. a pink poodle
9. more costumes
10. did I mention the glitter?
Thank you,
Thomas Marvolo Riddle (A.K.A. Voldomort)
A/N this is what happens when murray tells me i can play with a story of hers...