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Rules of Storytelling
By : emilywaters
Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Snape
Views: 4971 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own anything pertaining to Harry Potter - JKR does. I make no money from writing fanfiction. - Chapter List
- 1
- Severus Snape HATED Harry Potter.
It would have been fine if the boy had had the common sense to be intimidated by him. But no. The boy just kept smiling at him with obscene innocence, and those pure green eyes stared at him with more affection than was appropriate under the circumstances. The circumstances being that he, Severus Snape was The Evil Bastard ™, presumably Voldemort's agent, while Harry Potter was The Boy Who Lived.
Snape glared at him.
And still, the boy was smiling at him.
“Five points from Gryffindor.”
“That's all right Sir. I understand. Other professors are playing me favors. I'm ok if you take some.” And there was that smile again.
The child's smile haunted him. The child's blind trust enraged him.
“Sir? Sir? You're limping! Are you hurt? You were trying to protect the Philosopher's Stone, weren't you?”
“Sir. I know you wouldn't harm Neville's toad. You were juts trying to scare us into being careful. But I wanted you to know that I believe in you.”
“Sirius! Careful! Don't bump his head! You know he was just trying to protect us. He didn't know you were innocent. Careful, dammit!”
“Professor Snape, you know, with the Dark Lord reappearing, it's a good thing you're on our side. It'd really suck if you weren't.”
“Sir, did I ever tell you, you have a wonderful sense of humor?”
“Go on, Professor! Hex Sirius! Fuck, he has it coming!”
“You know, I'm really looking forward to the Occlumency lessons. I'm sure I can learn a lot from you.”
“Oh. Huh. My father really was a nasty git. You know, him dying at Vole- The Dark Lord's hands, I'm wondering now, maybe he had it coming? Come to think of it, my mum wasn't much nicer... maybe she had it coming too... Wait, where are you going? Did I say something wrong?”
“You know, Tonks, Snape is right. Your Patronus is lame. Sir, would you mind taking a look at my nose? I think Tonks might have healed it wrong.”
“Buckbeak, you stop that right now!!! Professor Snape, I'm sorry about that. He gets weird sometimes. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you I still trust you, and I'm sure you had a good reason to cast AK on Dumbledore. Either that, or it was an accident.”
And then, there it was. He was on the floor, bleeding. And dying. And Harry was standing over him.
“See, I knew it. I knew you were on our side all along.”
“Why?” Severus whispered, as his life drained from him.
Harry's wand pointed at him, magically healing the horrible wound and clearing the snake venom at once.
Severus coughed.
Harry's eyes twinkled mischievously. “The bottom line, you just don't do that sort of shit. You don't loathe someone who's clearly a tragic and mysterious figure, no matter how unpleasant they are. As far as rules of storytelling go, that really decreases their chances of survival. Plus, it makes you look like an idiot at the end of the story. It's like making someone wear a red shirt and sending them on an away mission on Star Trek.”
“Who on what?”
“Never mind that, Sir. Take my hand. Let's get you back to school.”
“Uh, Potter...”
“Sir. Did I ever tell you that you have incredibly sexy eyes? They make me think of dark tunnels.”
~ Fin - 1
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