Teh Fetish

A/N: Yet another in a series of lol!fics written for HPCon_Envy over at lj. Again. This was written as a prompt, as in, requested to be written in this style, from the prompter as part of a specific challenge. Yes I know how to spell. Hi. It's called humour.
The Prompt: lol!fic, ss/hg, Hermione has a weird fetish.
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Teh Fetish
By Nom de Plume

[Sevrus an Hermyuhnee haz bin dayting foar liek, a few munths nao.]


Hermyuhnee: [sitting nervusly afore teh fire next tew Sevrus] O’ hai.

Sevrus: [reedin] Hulo.

Hermyuhnee: So, I has dis theeng iz bin wuntin’ tew discuss wif yew.

Sevrus: [puts down his buk] Yez?

Hermyuhnee: Wul, [sighz] iz moar liek a rekwest, rly.

Sevrus: Iz listnen.

Heryuhnee: Hao yew feel ‘bout fetishes?

Sevrus: …come agin?

Hermyuhnee: [blush] oh, nvrmind.

Sevrus: But nao, I iz intreegd. Yew cannut just leef dat thayr. Do yew has a fetish?

Hermyuhnee: Yes, I has a fetish.

Sevrus: [smirk] Do tell. I wuz a Deth Eater yew know.

Hermyuhnee: Oh, yeah, I member. Dat’s kind uv teh thing. I’ll jus dive rihgt in shall ai? K. Basicully, I prity much wunt yew to has secks wif me as a Deth Eater.

Sevrus: ..sry, whut?

Hermuhnee: Iz such a gudy two-shoos, liek, AWL DEH TIEM. I jus wants tew loose control. [She slides over to Sevrus and runs her hans up hiz chezt] Tie me up??

Sevrus: [alredy throwing Hermuhnee ovr hiz sholder] Iz gunna maek yew beg.

Hermuhnee: [squee!!] O, btw, do you has blue paint?

Teh End.