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A/N - Disclaimer - I do not own Facebook, or the Harry Potter Characters.

I am so sorry for poor excuse for humour... I am the first to admit my sense of humour is warped, so I may have found some of this funny, but I'm not sure if others will.

Though please review. and if you'd like to see more, tell me which characters you'd love to see, and I'll see what I can do

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Sirius loaded up the old computer Hermione had given him just the other week. It was slow and still running Windows ME, which according to Hermione was the worst system a computer could ever have.

“So, what am I meant to do with this thing Harry?” he turned towards his godson, who just shrugged.

“Hermione said that she wanted to get you on Facebook, since every other person including ol’ Madeye is using it.” Harry replied, reaching into his pocket for his phone. Sirius raised an eyebrow as the device made a sound, thinking that the younger generations were really getting away with themselves with all the new technology Muggles were making every single day.

“So, what is that you’re playing with?” Sirius asked.

“It’s a BlackBerry Smart Phone, again Hermione demanded I get one so she could keep in touch with me. I kinda like it. You can check Facebook, Twitter and even any other website in the world on it.” Harry vaguely heard the older male make an interested noise; too busy smirking at the lit screen.

Sirius turned back to the computer screen, gingerly touching the mouse and experimenting with moving it. Pulling out the sheet of instructions Hermione had written for him, Sirius started to read.

Step 1. Find the icon that says Windows Explorer, and double click on it.

‘Easy enough,’ thought Sirius, scanning the whole screen for the little icon. Practically pouncing the little arrow onto the icon Sirius grinned in triumph, clicking on the icon and watching as a window popped up.

Step two. Congratulations on getting this far. Sirius couldn’t help the growl at that. Navigate the arrow up to where it should say google.com and type in facebook.com, then pressing return on your keyboard. You can do this by clicking on the bar.

Sirius narrowed his eyes at the paper, hoping that Hermione could feel it.

“So, how you doing with it Sirius?” Harry asked his godfather, tearing his eyes away from his phone.

“Apparently better than what your best friend thought I would do.” He replied, typing in the address and pressing the return key. Watching as the screen changed to one with a blue banner, Sirius turned his eyes back onto the paper.

Step 3. Type in Padfootis sexy@ hotmail. co.uk without the spaces into where it says ‘Email’ and <b>‘DeatheatersSuck’</b> where it says ‘password’ and then click ‘Login’.

“’Padfoot is sexy’? Who was the one to think up that one?” Harry asked as he peered over Sirius’ shoulder at the paper.

“Try your best friend again Harry. I’m gonna kill her when I next see her.” Sirius muttered low, doing exactly as Hermione had told him to.

Step 4. Find your friends, and have fun.

Sirius stared at the paper, thinking ‘was that it?’ All that badgering for just four steps? Scanning the page that had come up, he saw that he had some red notifications on the top of the screen.

“Harry, what are these red things for?” he asked, feeling his hand being shoved off the mouse as Harry took over. He hovered over one of the red flags that had the number fifteen in it.

“Those are friend requests. Basically people wanting to add you to their friend list.” Harry told him, clicking and scanning through the people wanting to add his godfather, denying many of the sluttier looking girls and women and leaving him with six people, accepting them all. “You have Hermione, Snape, Mad Eye Moody, Kingsley Shacklebot, George Weasley and Remus.”

Sirius just nodded, wondering why his godson had deleted the nice looking girls. Mentally slapping himself for forgetting his promise to a certain someone.

“But how did they find me when this is the first time I’ve actually seen this? And WHERE did she get that photo of me?!” Sirius’ mind was rolling with the possibilities of where and how the sneaky witch had found the photo that was currently set as his default picture. It was one where Sirius and Remus had been spread out on one of Harry’s sofas one New Year’s eve, with Sirius holding onto one of Harry’s ‘toys’ and brandishing it at a laughing Remus.

“Wait... is that one of MY toys you’re holding there?!” Harry hissed at his godfather, who just nodded. “You’re not the only one that’ll kill her Sirius.”

Sirius gulped, hoping Hermione knew what she was getting herself into by setting this up for him.

“Hey Harry, what do I do now?” Sirius asked, effectively stopping Harry from leaving to find the brown haired witch.

“Oh, now you just post a status and then have a read of others.” Harry said in a non-committed tone, quickly leaving the room and leaving Sirius to the website.

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Sirius Black

On facebook thanks to a very bossy witch. Now what do I do?

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Hermione Granger, George Weasley and 2 others likes this

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Hermione Granger told you it wouldn’t be too bad Sirius!

George Weasley Welcome to the dark side, we have naked Severus Snape.

Hermione Granger GEORGE WEASLEY!

MadEye Moody ... Naked Snape? Where?

Sirius Black Just what have I gotten into here?

Severus Snape George. If you value your little gryffindor, I suggest you get your ass back here and give me my clothing.

Sirius Black OH GOD THE IMAGES!

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Hermione Granger

Wondering if and when He will show up on here.

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Bill Weasley likes this

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Harry Potter Soon ‘Mione. He’s sorting it out right now.

Ron Weasley Who wil shw up?

Fred Weasley Apparently someone who can spell better than you can my dear brother.

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and 4 other people likes this

Ron Weasley Shut it Gred.

Hermione Granger He’s right you know. Even Buckbeak would be able to spell better than you Ronald.

Buckbeak Hippogriff Squaarrrrk!

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Severus Snape

Now where did my robes go? GEORGE WEASLEY!

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George Weasley and Fred Weasley likes this

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MadEye Moody

Constant Vigilance! We have two pranksters running around!

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Severus Snape, Remus Lupin and 16 other people likes this

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Remus Lupin

Ah, the perks of having a Metamorphmagus for a wife ;)

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Tonks Lupin likes this

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Tonks Lupin shush Remus! I’m one of a kind ;)

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Hermione Granger is in a Relationship

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You, Charlie Weasley and 20 other people likes this

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Ron Weasley Wht?! Why wsn’t i tld of ths?!

Hermione Granger Was that English Ronald?

Harry Potter so... you two made it official?! CONGRATS HERMIONE!

Hermione Granger Yes, we finally did Harry! ;D

Sirius Black I still don’t like you for finding that picture of me though ‘Mione ;)

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Kingsley Shacklebot

Another day, same old. Watch out for them pranksters though. They are everywhere!

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George Weasley

Hmm, I wonder dear Gred, when Snapey-poo will find his robes?

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Fred Weasley Why Feorge, I don’t know when he will. But it’ll teach him for making you sleep on the sofa.

George Weasley I don’t know Gred. Apparently I deserved it for kicking him onto the floor the night before.

Ron Weasley WHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! STP TLKING ABOT THS ON HRE
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