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Harry Potter and the Not So Brilliant Idea	By : Nanashi_Yasamura Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Harry/Hermione Views: 28027 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, his stories, and everything familiar do not belong to me. I make no money from this. Thanks

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- 1-Harry Potter and the Not So Brilliant Idea
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Notes:
1) I don’t own Harry, just the situation.
2) I’m writing this somewhere between buzzed and flat out drunk. It’s strange, and more than a bit on the cracky side. For those who haven’t read Do As You Like, you might not have a handle on my … unique… sense of humor. Just know that anything posted here is likely to be strange, and appeals to my twisted sense of humor.
3) This takes place anytime after third year.

Harry had a crush. Not a normal crush, no. One that only hit him when he didn’t need it. Harry was well aware that Hermione was Ron’s girl. After the Cho Incident, as he privately named his unfortunate mishap with Cedric's girl, Harry was sure he had no skill with the ladies. In fact, Harry was sure of only one thing now. Being that he had no idea how to get a anyones attention.
Well, that wasn't entirely true. He had learned in first year how to gain attention. In fact it was very effective. He was hesitant to use that method, however. He had never seen another person use such methods, and espcially not to such effect.
"Hey, Harry!" Ron ran up.
"Oh, Ron." Harry sighed.
"What's wrong?" his best friend blinked. It wouldn't be unusual for Harry to be upset about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-That-Bright, returning to his "family", or even his problems with fame.
"I..." Harry paused, before he decided it was best to be honest, "I like Hermione, but she's your girl, and I have no idea how to get her attention, and I wouldn't know what to do with it even if I had it, and I'm afraid you'll hate me, but I'm also afraid of not saying something because I'm not going to live that long and I really want to live before I die, but I don't want to hurt you or Hermione, so I can't say anything to anyone and SHHH this is all a secret. We can't tell Ron."
"Are you drunk, mate?" Ron asked after a long pause.
"Maybe a little." Harry giggled, then gave a small hiccup.
"Listen Harry," Ron said seriously, "Hermione and I just don't work like that. She'd constantly be nagging me, and I'd go bonkers before the year was out. Seriously, we make much better friends than... you know... boyfriend/girlfriend things. Now go tell Hermione how you feel before I do it for you."
"Thanks, mate!" Harry gave a sloppy grin.
"And if I catch you hording all the booze again, I'm going to do something horrible to you!" Ron howled as Harry took a staggering run into a wall.
"I'm alright!" Harry shouted, mostly to no one, as he picked himself up and continued on to the Great Hall at a more careful pace.
Dinner was in full swing when Harry arrived, and Hermione was just standing up to catch him. Harry swayed dangerously, a huge, yet sappy, grin pasted to his face. He pulled his wand out, plan in full swing in his head. As one, the student body took a step back. Except Hermione. She strode forward without fear. Harry took a few staggering steps to the girl, sticking his wand out before him.
"Are you alright, Harry?" Hermione asked seriously.
Harry pointed his wand in as straight a motion as he could, before sticking the tip right up her nose.
"I really like you Herm'o'ninny." Harry smiled.
"And you had to get drunk and stick your wand up my nose for this?" she asked seriously.
"How else was I supposed to get your attention?" Harry blinked, cocking his head to the side in a cute motion.
"Your wand?!" she moaned, pushing the bit of wood from the delicate orifice.
"Well..." Harry blinked, "It worked on the Troll. And he was nowhere near as important as you."
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