Fantasy

A silly idea that popped into my head. Decided to write it all as dialogue - seemed more entertaining that way.

*Thump*

"Ow!"

"Sorry."

. . . . .

"Shit, Hermione, stop."

"What's wrong?"

"Cramp! Cramp!"

. . . . .

"Dammit, Draco. You keep jabbing me with the knob."

"Umm, isn't that what I'm supposed to be doing?"

"Ugh! Not that knob, the gear knob."

"Haha. Whoops."

. . . . .

"Hermione?"

"Yes?"

"Why can I hear music?"

"I think my foot hit the radio."

"What's a… no, I don't even want to know."

. . . . .

"Oh, god. I'm so close. Harder, Draco!"

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

"What the fuck was that?"

. . . . .

"If you put your leg up there…"

"Ok."

"And I twist like this…"

"Argh."

"Hmm, ok, maybe not."

. . . . .

"Arghhhhh."

"Arghhhhh."

"Finally!"

. . . . .

"Damn stupid Muggle inventions. I'm not doing that again."

"Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad."

"Not that bad? I was nearly impaled on that… whatever that thing is."

"It's called the handbrake."

"I don't care what it's called. The point is: no man should ever be in danger of having one rammed up his arse! I don't care if it's one of your favourite fantasies – we're never having sex in a car again."

End.