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Fantasy	By : Poppets Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Draco/Hermione Views: 3768 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters. I make no money from this work.

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A silly idea that popped into my head. Decided to write it all as dialogue - seemed more entertaining that way.

*Thump*
"Ow!"
"Sorry."
. . . . .
"Shit, Hermione, stop."
"What's wrong?"
"Cramp! Cramp!"
. . . . .
"Dammit, Draco. You keep jabbing me with the knob."
"Umm, isn't that what I'm supposed to be doing?"
"Ugh! Not that knob, the gear knob."
"Haha. Whoops."
. . . . .
"Hermione?"
"Yes?"
"Why can I hear music?"
"I think my foot hit the radio."
"What's a… no, I don't even want to know."
. . . . .
"Oh, god. I'm so close. Harder, Draco!"
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
"What the fuck was that?"
. . . . .
"If you put your leg up there…"
"Ok."
"And I twist like this…"
"Argh."
"Hmm, ok, maybe not."
. . . . .
"Arghhhhh."
"Arghhhhh."
"Finally!"
. . . . .
"Damn stupid Muggle inventions. I'm not doing that again."
"Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad."
"Not that bad? I was nearly impaled on that… whatever that thing is."
"It's called the handbrake."
"I don't care what it's called. The point is: no man should ever be in danger of having one rammed up his arse! I don't care if it's one of your favourite fantasies – we're never having sex in a car again."
End.
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