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• The Contest	By : babyandi11 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Draco/Hermione Views: 2654 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
  Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter, not the characters or story lines. I write for fun and do not profit from these stories.

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  • 1-The Contest
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• Professor Snape was walking to his office from a staff meeting.
  "Stupid Gryffindor! She thinks she has control! Stupid little bitch!" he mumbled. He was walking past a storage room when he heard the unmistakable voices of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy talking. What he heard was,
  "Take it off! Take it off!"
  "Cool it woman, I'm going as fast as I can!"
  "Well it's not fast enough!"
  "Well do you think that you could do it faster than I could?"
  "Probably, because I have nails, and that I'm hungry."
  "Here ya go." *movement in the background*
  "There, it's out. Bet you that I could fit it all in my mouth."
  "You’re on! Oh my! Yes, YEs, YES! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
  "Oh, ummmmm, it's so, ummmmm, sticky. I, ummmmm, can't swallow it!"
  "Try, but just don't get it stuck in your throat." *Gulping noises*
  "Remind me not to mention that to anyone."
  "My turn! Bet ya 5 galleons that I can fit both of them in my mouth."
  "You’re on! Oh! Oh my! No stop, their going to get stuck! STOP! Ohhh...HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
  "What!?"
  "You got stuff all over your face! It makes you look good enough to eat!"
  "Really?"
  "Ya!"
  "How about another round?"
  "Ya! There's more of that good stuff over there!" *Thud*
  "There's stuff in the way!"
  "Then move it. Ya, that's the way! Push! PUSH! Yeah, harder, harder, HARDER!"
  "I'm pushing as hard as I can."
  "Ya, there it is!"
  "Oh, that's good. That is very good."
  Snape had heard enough. He burst through the door and said, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY IS GOING ON HERE?"
  Hermione looked at him all innocent like and said, "Draco and I were just having a contest to see who could eat the most peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."

  Hope you all enjoyed it.

   

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