Handkerchief | By : indivisible_soup Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Ron Views: 5628 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Harry glanced at the clock on the wall - they had to kill two more hours until the end of their pointless night shift. "Handkerchief," he said finally.
Almost immediately Ron pursed his lips, looking conflicted he mumbled, "I don't feel like playing anymore..."
"Hell no! I already said mine! 5 for me and 4 for you?! Now's your turn. We can stop after this."
"Maybe I'll tell the second thing? Or say some other word?"
"Got you on something juicy, right?" Harry said smirking. "We agreed on the rules - the first embarrassing thing that came to your mind and in details. No backsies and no cheating!"
Ron sighed. "Okay! But don't laugh."
Harry grinned. "Isn't this the point of the game? You didn't refrain from laughing at my last one."
"It wasn't even that embarrassing."
"For me it was. Come on. Quit stalling."
"Merlin, I can't believe I'm going to actually say it out-loud."
"Yeah-yeah, you're going to. Get to it."
Ron took a few deep calming breaths as he thought the best way to formulate it. "I always liked the smell of cum."
Harry snorted. "You what?!" Ron looked down in embarrassment. "You mean semen? Your own?"
"Yes. And who else's?!"
"How would I know?"
"Yes, of course my own!"
"And that's what came to your mind for a handkerchief?"
"You're saying that I'm lying?!"
"No, no. Sorry. So? Handkerchief and sniffing cum? How exactly -"
"Every time I wank, if not in a shower that is, I have to take a whiff of the tissue afterwards and a handkerchief sort of reminded me of that. I know it sounds gross. I'm a bit grossed out myself, but I just can't help it - I like it and that's it."
"What about the taste?"
"Never liked it as much," Ron said before he could help himself and his eyes went wide. "Why did you ask that?! It doesn't touch the subject! You're only allowed to ask clarifying questions about it!"
"Smell, taste - related things. So you really tried it, huh?"
"Like you haven't!"
"Mmm... Not really. Never even occurred to me. When did it start?"
"I dunno..." Harry just kept staring at him expectantly. "Okay! Gosh! As I was 16 or so, maybe earlier. I really don't remember the exact point it began - it was long ago."
"Does Hermione know?"
"She doesn't, but..." Ron stopped by biting his tongue and looked down again. Another moment and he would've said that Hermione knew that he loved to kiss with her right after blowing a load in her mouth.
Harry waited for Ron to continue, but in vain. "But..?"
"But nothing. I have to answer your questions about the subject."
"Come on, you already began to say it."
"That's because I'm tired and I have trouble to hold my tongue as I often have. A good friend wouldn't use this against me!"
Harry grinned. "Well, since Hermione doesn't know, but there definitely was something... Did she catch you sniffing it after a wank?"
"Harry, come on! That's going too far. That's about my and Hermione sex-life! I don't ask you about what you and Ginny do, right?"
"Want to know?"
"Of course not! Just was making a point."
"I can describe it in detail." Harry wiggled his eyebrows.
"Ginny made you... I dunno... Worse or something."
"Huh? Made me worse?"
"I mean, have some shame! She's my sister!"
Harry grinned. "Have you ever tried smelling somebody else's cum?"
"What?! Of course not!"
"Remember, telling the truth only."
"I am!"
"Okay..."
"Last question."
"Last?!"
"Yes," said Ron wiggling his hands, showing Harry that there were 4 fingers not balled into fists. "Seven related questions overall - you asked six already."
Harry furrowed his eyebrows, angry at himself - he completely forgot about this rule, so now he was furiously thinking of the best thing to ask. "Oh, I've got it! Does it ..."
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