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Heads or tails?	By : indivisible_soup Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco Views: 1137 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Heads or tails?
- 1
# Uni AU
# Only banter, no descriptive smut

"Why it's called the Forbidden Forest then?" asked Harry as he, Draco, and Fang were going through the forest at night in search of a dead unicorn with the full Moon being their only light source.
"I've no idea. Just so," said Draco with zero care in his voice. A silver coin he was twirling in his fingers glinted. "Heads or tails?"
"There must be something in here that -"
"No, there isn't anything like that."
"Keep telling yourself that."
"Look at it like this - we barely know any magic, certainly not enough to defend ourselves properly. Nobody in their right mind would send us, and you especially, our golden boy, in here if the forest was teeming with something dangerous. Heads or tails?"
"Stop it already! Heads or tails, heads or tails, heads or tails... Enough!"
"Well, you got to choose," said Draco and for emphasis shook the silver Sickle right into Harry's face.
"Not in here!" said Harry swatting Draco's hand away.
"Why not? I said already - we're perfectly safe."
"Safe?! Something or someone that kills unicorns might be roaming the forest this very second!"
"Well, if it hunts unicorns, then it hardly would be interested in us, would it?"
"Are you high or something??"
"High? Well, I'm certainly taller than you."
"Ah, forget it," said Harry, realizing that Draco must not be familiar with the intended meaning.
"We're completely alone. And it's so peaceful... Why not do it?"
"Because! If the forest is so safe, why haven't you taken a walk in here before?"
"Huh? Why would I? It's just a forest. Nothing's interesting in here. Heads or tails?"
"Neither."
"Are you afraid that the Groundskeeper and -"
"He's got a name!"
"- and the others might stumble upon us why we're at it?"
"I'm not answering that."
"Let's just snog for a bit?"
"No."
"You're such an inconsiderate boyfriend..."
"I am NOT your boyfriend!" Harry hissed. Despite knowing that they were alone he could help but to furtively glance around to make sure.
"Granger thinks that you are."
"Because somebody told her that. Who might it be, I wonder?"
"Well, she pressed, and I caved. I had to say something. Heads or tails?"
"We wouldn't be using this heads or tails bollocks if we were dating!"
"It's you who insist on it..."
"I like girls!"
"Sure you do... You just like me as well. Heads or tails?"
"Neither."
"Maybe I should show how it looks in the moonlight?"
Before Harry, in his indignation, found words to respond he saw Draco reached down, and after a moment of fumbling with the fly pulled out his semi-hard cock. Which he then flopped it playfully back and forth.
"Put it away!"
"Nah... I think I'll keep it like this," said Draco, his cock jumping with each step as it was rapidly filling out.
"You did not win yet!"
"It's just an additional incentive. I bet your mouth is already salivating..."
"It certainly is not!" lied Harry, trying to squash his lewd thoughts. "What would happen if we indeed stumble upon somebody that kills unicorns and you're like that?"
"Do you figure because of this" - with a wide grin Draco gestured to his pale and now fully hard cock - "it might mistake me for a unicorn?"
"Everything's a joke to you, isn't?"
"What is not a joke is that I haven't wanked today yet. I want to cum so bad..."
"Don't care."
"Have you ever seen semen under moonlight?"
"Huh? Why such question?"
"Oh, so you haven't! Yours, mine, or whoever else's who has magic in his veins, glows in the direct light of the full moon."
"It does?" Harry said in a higher in pitch, clearly intrigued voice and instinctively glanced up at the moon and then Draco's cock. "I mean, whatever..."
"Your lips will glow this beautiful blue hue afterwards."
"They WOULD only IF I do it, but I won't."
"Such a tease..."
"I wonder, what your friends would say if they heard you call me that?"
"Who's going to tell them? You?" Harry huffed. "Let's hold hands at least."
"Huh? After you touched your privates?"
Draco stopped and gave Harry a look, which made Harry look away in embarrassment. "Right. But if that's your concern - I've taken a shower right before coming here."
"You did? So you planned -"
"Naturally. There was a real chance of us ending up alone." Harry huffed. "So you did not shower, I take it?"
"It does not matter," Harry mumbled.
"So you expect me to suck a smelly cock?!"
"I do not expect anything!"
"I hope you at least showered this morning." Harry did not answer. "Last night then?? It's more than 24 hours now!"
"That's why we're not playing heads or tails!"
"Tomorrow I'll start learning the cleaning charm!"
"Like I'd ever allow you use it on me."
"Then I'd be an insensitive for you to shower more. Or I'd use it on you without asking."
"If you do, I promise, I'd... I'd... Well, I'd think of something that you definitely would not like."
"Oh, don't exaggerate... The charm does not hurt that bad."
"Not that bad? Not that BAD?! Well, maybe it does not produce pain in the strick sense of it, but the sensation is so disgustingly awful, that I'd prefer it to hurt instead. I still shudder from it. The worst thing about breaking my wrist last month was when madam Pomfrey cast the cleaning charm and had to -"
"Wait a minute! Didn't you have a Quidditch practice today?"
"Ahm..."
"Fucking liar!"
"I did not lie."
"I haven't showered... I haven't showered..." said Draco in a mocking tone imitating Harry's voice. "It's been like a few hours ago since your practice!" Draco grabbed Harry's hand, yanked him to himself, stopping him, and buried his nose in Harry's hair. "Just as I thought!" he exclaimed a moment later.
"Thought what? I always use an unscented shampoo."
"So? Recently washed hair smells differently."
"No it doesn't."
"For neanderthals like you maybe. That's why you're shite at potions and often miss when it's time to turn down the heat before it starts boiling."
"That happened only a few times."
"A few times over the span of a few months is not JUST a few times. It's a pattern."
They kept walking a few minutes, bickering, before Harry noticed that the whole time, ever since Draco smelled his hair, they had been holding hands. But thinking that he would come out stupid if he would pull his hand out of Draco's, he decided not to. At least that gave him a reason not to. Because he sure did not want to.
"Will you put it away already?" asked Harry, not in the slightest happy about having Draco having his hard cock on display. What if somebody saw them? Holding hands could be somehow explained. Twisted ankle or something. But hard cock? There would not be any remotely believable explanations for that.
"No. My beautiful cock wants to be out like this."
"Only a narcissist like you would call his own cock beautiful."
Draco grinned. "I've never even considered it beautiful before you called it like that."
"I have never called it THAT!"
"Oh, yes, my mistake. You called it pretty... Is there a difference?"
"A major one!"
"Okay-okay. My cock is merely pretty. Happy now?"
"I'll be happy when you put it away."
"Yeah... Like that's going to happen without me cumming first. Preferably in your mouth."
"Dream on."
"I can't believe that I still have to do it."
"Still do what?"
"Talk you into fooling around. What else?"
"You don't HAVE to -"
"Right... As if you haven't been berating yourself in your thoughts for the last half an hour for not getting down to your knees."
"I haven't," lied Harry.
"Yeah, right..."
"Don't forget that I'm still angry at you for getting us into this situation!"
"Huh? Hasn't it turned out the best possible way? I mean, we simply have to have a night stroll in -"
"I might not care about those house points, but many do. So Hermione and Neville -"
"Ah... That..."
"Yes, THAT!"
"Granger said that she doesn't hold it against me."
"And I said that I don't want to play heads or tails..."
"What would you have me do? Weasley knew that I learned from the letter about the dragon and his brother."
"Maybe ask me beforehand? I could've -"
"Right, and leave a chance for my father to find out that I helped you three to smuggle a dragon out?"
"Not ratting us out does not equal to helping to do the deed!"
"Not in the eyes of my father. So thanks, but no. I did the right thing. Otherwise I might as well write him a letter informing that you're my boyfriend. Then he might have a heart attack and wouldn't have time to disown me."
"Nobody asks you to come out. And we're not boyfriends."
"Sorry, I forgot. We're merely snog-blow-fuck-buddies." Harry huffed, but did not say anything. "Even Granger thinks that your worldview is twisted."
"She said that?!"
"Well, maybe in not such terms. But she meant exactly that."
"More like you heard what you wanted to hear."
"So you don't think it's a bit silly, to say the least, when we have difficulties to have alone time as it is, to waste such perfect opportunity?"
"I'm not in the mood now."
"Well, me too... I wonder why? Maybe instead of pointless arguing we should've been having some fun?"
"I can't where others might see us!"
"I don't remember you having any trouble getting your dick sucked behind the eastern walls last Saturday."
"Nobody goes there and it was already after the sunset, so nobody would've -"
"As opposed to one in the morning in the middle of this forest, right?"
"I'm sorry, alright? I know that I sometimes act weird when it comes to it. I just can't help myself. Does... Does semen really glows under moonlight?"
"Merlin... You're mister subtleness..." Harry huffed. "Okay-okay... I know. You're... Anyway, about cum, wanna find out for yourself? And with a caveat that it has to be full moon. Which it is tonight."
"So if not tonight I'll have to wait another month?"
"If you want to see it glow, then yes."
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