KUDOS!
Chapter one
Ack! It's a good thing it was a plain milkshake I was drinking, else I'd probably be choking right now. Hilarious!
I'm seriously having a giggling fit here - the way you describe their reactions is absolutely perfect! Now why do I have a clear image of you cackling with glee behind your keyboard while you typed this?
Upon Sirius' entrance to the story, I realize that I really need to put all drinks down while reading this. And no eating either. Especially no eating.
This is great - honestly and truly. It's comic mayhem at its finest. I'm thoroughly enjoying this!
clicks link for chapter two...
Chapter two
Whatever version of Voldemort-! *cackles* Oh, Harry, you have no idea. This is just perfect - truly! Flaming Voldemort and possessive Nagini. Too funny!
sputters Erm... Tom and Remus. Interesting. I have such a clear vision of this character you've depicted that the next time I read any story where Voldemort is OOC, I'm going to start reading it with this 'voice' - MST ala Speedy. :)
I'm giddy! Oh this is great! What would you even call plant sex? Florality? *shrugs* Regardless, Sirius' line about Padfoot is perfect!
I'm loving this tale! And I admit curiosity as to Albus' reaction, though I can't wait to see Lucius hex someone (Umbridge! Umbridge! Umbridge!).
Well, if there's no hope for you, there's none for me either as I am enjoying this thoroughly! And you're extremely fun. :P
Chapter three
Ah, yes - appealing to monetary punitive measures would bring Lucius around.
And I nearly died at