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Twas the Night Before Christmas (At Hogwarts)

By: Ms_Figg
folder Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 3
Views: 8,835
Reviews: 38
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Twisted Holiday Song #1

A/N: Yep, nothing new on Yuleride yet but I am going to try and have the next chapter posted by tomorrow. In the meantime, lol, I've perverted another classic . . . but a song this time. Read it, or better yet sing it.


Hermione the Gryffindor Princess
(Sung to the tune of Ruldoph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

There was Harry and Ronald and Draco and Albus
Blaise and Goyle and Crabbe and Argus
But the wizard who answered the call
Was the snarkiest wizard of allllllll

Hermione the Gryffindor Princess
had a very brilliant mind
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it shiiiined

All of the other students
used to use her for her brain
then they’d pair off in couples
Leaving her alone again

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Snapey came to say
”Hermione with your bum so tight,
How about a shag tonight?”

Then how the wizard shagged her
Hermione shouting out with glee
Hermione the Gryffindor Princess
Is getting shagged as shagged can beeeeee

(Bows)

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