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A Freak like Me	By : knj4k4 Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 38259 -:- Recommendations : 4 -:- Currently Reading : 10
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Daily Prophet
November 1, 2010
Voldemort Defeated, Harry Potter Savior of Wizarding World
It is with the greatest pleasure that this reporter can tell you that we are safe, Voldemort is dead.
Last night, Aurors rushed to The Potter Residence to answer the call of Dumbledore. They found the bodies of both James and Lilly Potter. They had been the latest and last victims of the Evil Dark Lord Voldemort. Dumbledore rushed to check on the child, Harry Potter and found that not only was the boy still alive but next to his crib was the smoking remains of Voldemort. At one years old, Harry saved us all. Dumbeldore reported that Voldemort tried to kill Harry, but that the child was too strong for him....
Daily Prophet
September 2, 2021
Savior Missing!!!
It has come to this reporters attention that Harry Potter, our Savior, is missing.
Last night, the world waited on baited breath to see where or savior would be sorted at Hogwarts. His name was called out, but he never came. This reporter was horrified and quickly found out where our Savior has been living.
It is this reporters solemn duty to report that Harry Potter was sold into slavery by his Muggle Aunt and Uncle. This reporter wants to know who was supposed to be watching out for our Harry....
Harry Potter has dark hair and emerald green eyes, if seen you are charged by the ministry to report it...
Daily Prophet
September 10, 2021
Interview with Savior's appointed best friend
Rita: Ron, you have been trained from childhood to be our Saviors best friend is that correct?
Ron: Yes. Dumbledore picked our family, the Weaselys to be his wizarding family. He was supposed to come and I am going to be his best friend.
Rita: Tell the readers how you feel about his muggle family selling him and depriving you of your birthrite?....
Daily Prophet
March 11, 2023
Lockheart a fake, tries to steal Sorcerers stone
Last night Defence professor Lockheart attempted to break into a warded section of our hallowed Hogwarts and steal the Sorcerers stone. He was prevented by the minds of our valued Professors and is currently awaiting trial in the Ministry's holding cells. This reporter wonders if he would have even attempted it had our Savior been attending the school.
There is still no word as to his location, and the search is still going strong....
Daily Prophet
December 13 2024
Diary of Voldemort possesses future Mrs. Potter
Genervia Weasley, long known to be Dumbledore's pick for our Saviors wife was found to be in posession of a dark diary. It has been released that this diary once belonged to Voldemort and had been sucking her life.
This reporter wants to know if it was an attempt on her life, or evidence of a deeper plot to manipulate our savior....
Daily Prophet
May 24 2025
Sirius Black Innocent!!!
Yesterday the Ministry issued a pardon for Sirius Black stating that it was not he, but Peter Pettigrew, long accepted as dead, who killed the muggles and betrayed our Saviors parents.
Sirius Black presented Amelia Bones, Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, with Peter Pettigrew as evidence of his innocence. Peter Pettigrew had been living as the pet rat of Ron Weasley, our Saviors hand picked best friend. This reporter wonders if this is more evidence of a growing threat to our Savior.
Transcripts for Sirius Blacks' interview with Amelia Bones on page 8
Statements of Sirius Black for plans to find his Godson on page 9
Daily Prophet
August 9 2025
Albus Dumbledore speaks on Dangers of Mutants
This afternoon, our esteemed Chief Mugwump issued a statement about Mutants. He said that they are dangerous, that he is in full support of the steps the Ministry is taking to tag and neuter known mutants...
Dumbledore warns that magical shields are not enough to stop these dangerous mutants from harming us....
Lucius Malfoy and Athrur Weasley have been seen shaking hands in agreement to the Mutant registration Act....
Will our Savior be found in time to save us from this new threat?...
Full report on Albus Dumbledore's speech page 6
Full printing of Mutant Registration Act page 9
Daily Prophet
May 6 2026
Final Task Of Triwizard Tournament
Our beloved Hogwarts was bested by Durmstrang's Victor Krum in the triwizard tournament last night. This reporter wonders if Hogwarts would have kept its pride if it had been our Savior Harry Potter competing instead of Cedric Diggory...
For a full report of the tournament page 7
Daily Prophet
February 17, 2027
Ministry appointed official determines Hogwarts unsafe!!!
Delores Umbridge was appointed as the Ministry inspector for our school last year. She has reported that there were dangerous half-breeds teaching and has, in the name of the safety of our Savior, terminated employment for one Groundskeeper Habrid, Professer Remus Lupin, Professor Flitwick, and Professor Trelawney, on the grounds of incompetence and their danger to the students....
Daily Prophet
May 29, 2029
Graduation day!!
Today would have been the graduation day of our Savior Harry Potter, but there still have been no sightings. This reporter refuses to give up hope. We will find our Savior. Or perhaps he will come when we need him again...
Daily Prophet
July 31 2029
Boy-Who-Lived Day!!
Today is the birthday of our Savior, Harry Potter, and in celebration of this day, the Ministry has issued a nation wide holiday. Join us as we celebrate Boy-Who-Lived Day!!....
In shock, Xavier put down the newspapers an associate had given him when he asked for information on a dark haired, green eyed boy. "Oh dear."
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