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Reviews for Grape Juice *Complete*

By : Desert_Sea
  • From HarryGinny4eva on February 27, 2016
    I am giggling and smiling hugely right now. That was fantastically fun. lol I almost spit my coffee when Minerva was describing it. Perfection! Thank you, HG4eva
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  • From ANON - DinaTheCat on February 27, 2016
    I read the whole story this afternoon, and I am still giggling about the "slug in a web" XD
    Absolutely brilliant! Hilarious descriptions, really top notch :D
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  • From OracleObscured on February 27, 2016
    This was a great ending. Sexual. Sweet. Funny. Lovely.
    “She knows you’re going to be eating that out of someone’s pussy.” — This will now be my assumption whenever I see anyone buying ice-cream.
    Shrouded Tumbleweed’?—Hahaha!
    “Have I also told you how much I love cream horns?”—Oh god. I have to use this line in real life.
    “Now we both know you’re not very good at cleaning up after yourself.”—Buuuuuurn.
    “…he lowered his mouth to hers and crushed the ripe fruit between their lips, juice dribbling down their chins and splashing the canvas with scarlet.”—Excellent description. I particularly like the word crushed.
    “…gaudy sash before allowing the pulpy drops to trickle from his fingers…”—Gaudy sash was great. I also enjoyed pulpy drops.
    “I believe you’re particularly fond of grape?”—Hahahahaha! It’s his signature scent. (And flavor.)
    “I’m already painting my own thighs and we’ve barely even started.”—Oh god, that was great.
    “…if he was going to be doing any painting that wasn’t simply on the insides of her throat.”—Throat coat. That’s a sore throat remedy too. (Remember that next time you have to lecture all day.)
    “…lapping and licking and swallowing a heady mixture of banana and arousal.”—I loved this. But I’m partial to bananas. For taste reasons. Any phallic resemblance is a bonus.
    “…cold custard and proceeded to pour it all over him before lying flat against his stomach and squeezing their bodies together.”—I don’t know why I like this so much. But I do. Custard coitus.
    ““Your ice-cream sandwich,” she murmured as she lowered herself down onto his mouth.”—Hahahah. Pie a la mode.
    “I am not posing for tongue pictures.”—Snort.
    “hot chocolate cock”—I dearly love this. I can’t stop saying it.
    I love the bit about the painting re-painting itself. I wish I had that.
    The whole scene with McGonagall was hilarious.
    Ahhhh. The Grapes. Who needs hyphens when you can just combine? Those kids aren’t baby grapes, they’re grape seeds :D
    Oh, and no I don’t have any cock collections adorning my walls. I do have a sketch for a cock-themed painting I’d like to do, but who knows when I’ll ever get around to that. Mostly I’ve got HP posters up on my walls (the AR ones are in a place of prominence for easy viewing during solo sessions).
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  • From ANON - lovey_reader on February 27, 2016
    Sniff sniff its over. Oh that was beautiful. I love the whole painting scene. The food sex was amazingly HOT!!! (But seriously, when are your sex scenes not?!)
    I especially love the whole baby grapes. That was too cute. I hope you do a little one off about them. At least one...
    I can't believe it's done. That was short, no? What am I going to do now? I have thoroughly enjoyed this story. Well I always enjoy your stories.
    What I really love about your stories is that Severus is so broken, so sad and lonely. Then Hermione comes around and by some weird twist of a spell gone awry , it's her love for him that he finds redemption. I feel like it so stays true to Rowlings stories that love is ever powerful.
    I especially love reading Oracle's comments and your comments to Oracle's comments. Your guys banter is hilarious! I feel like I get a two for one. A story and a commentary.
    I really hope you have another story lined up because I'm selfish and I love reading your stories. Oh well.
    I wish you luck and prosperity in your life endeavors if I never hear from you again.
    Your ever faithful fan
    Lovey_reader
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  • From HarryGinny4eva on February 25, 2016
    I am glad they found each other, because no one else would be okay with half of this. lol His inner thoughts crack me up. I look forward to more, HG4eva
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  • From bitchandmoan on February 25, 2016
    I like that my voice is consistent enough that you can recognize me without a name tag. It feels like when you think someone is really cool but you don't know each other very well, but then they use your name when they say hello.
    I enjoyed the sex flashbacks in this chapter. I imagine that's how Severus's mind would be working at the time. Time is moving forward as she sketches him but he is also thinking back to earlier in the afternoon.
    I'm glad Hermione snogged Severus senseless after her reveal and then took him home. I was almost expecting her to just walk away and leave him there gaping like a fish. She's so snarky and in control, I love it.
    The 'bunnies on the boil' reference to a few chapters ago made me giggle. "You never did check that stove did you?" Lol.
    "Severus clenched his jaw, only just avoiding a smirk. He found this new Hermione particularly amusing, even if it was at his own expense." -This line got me. I find her particularly amusing too, but I'm not hiding my smirk nor my encouraging cackles.
    The parallels between their lives are really fun because sometimes they're obvious and other times you have to think a little. Severus seems to be pretty aware of most of the "poignant externalisation[s] of his inner world." He is much sharper with Hermione, rather than alcohol. as his obsession.
    And of course Hermione rounds out the chapter with a showing of confidence, compassion, and acceptance. The world needs more Hermiones.
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  • From ANON - Anon for Now on February 25, 2016
    I am so sorry for falling behind in my reviewing. 1-You can never have too much detail. If I have to re-read a chapter, that's just my fate (I'm clearly suffering, you can tell). 2-You were right, I LOVED chapter 5, it was so wrong, but so right. Now, on to chapter 6. "Satisfying shower of velveteen confetti"--screw drawing, THAT is art. And thanks to this chapter I'm now trying to imagine a bedroom wallpapered in dick drawings. Like, I assume they're disembodied? I'm finding this really humorous. These are a couple of delightfully screwed up characters. Hopefully they will be good therapy for each other.
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  • From OracleObscured on February 25, 2016
    LOL! Oh I guessed, she knew who he was (she being way too touchy-freely to seem sane...but I didn't dismiss the possibility that she was just bat-shit crazy), I just didn't see the polyjuice Draco part coming. I'm guessing she knew it was Severus from the moment she saw him in the bar.
    Loved the opening. Dick pics are best when sketched...with a live model.
    "Maybe you and your mother should get a room?”—Oh god! Great line. I'm dying.
    "shower of velveteen confetti"—Great description.
    "Now I know you can talk, I want you using your mouth.”—Damn straight. Right on!
    "She is one feisty witch. You never did check that stove did you?"—This took me a second but then I was rolling on the floor cackling.
    "sample the warm liquid invitation dripping out of her opening. "—Loved this.
    The entire sex scene was fabulous (I won't copy and past it back to you.)
    sensate—word notebook
    "hollowing her out in preparation for the full length of his driving shaft"—Hollowing. That was perfect.
    "...delve any further into my private life do you?”—comma between life and do.
    "I’d have check that you were wearing your incontinence pad.”—Hahahhaha!
    "Severus watched forlornly as he continued to wilt, a poignant externalisation of his inner world."—I loved this. I'd say it was simple honesty, but's more of a visceral symbolic honesty. I loved it.
    "Look at these cocks everywhere!"—Oh god. This cracked me up. I need more cock portraits in my room.
    Loved the sweet ending to the chapter. Awwww :)
    This was a great wrap up for everything that has happened. Is there going to be more? (A cock-centric art show perhaps? I'll be the first in line.)
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  • From bitchandmoan on February 24, 2016
    Hey, I'm the anon from a few chapters ago, I guess I wasn't logged in. Whoops.
    WHHAAAAAA! I can't believe that you wrote that! It was not at all what I was expecting despite my attempt to suss it out before. I love it though. She wasn't just crazy or hella lonely and delusional, she was playing him! YES! And Hermione polyjuicing into Draco of all people is perfect. He has a measure of control over Snape but is still familiar enough that Severus can speak freely with him (or should I say her?).
    I think the reader who wrote that this is the weirdest smut they've ever read is speaking for all of us haha. It's SO weird, but also easy to read and absolutely hilarious. I find myself laughing out loud at some parts, mostly from your fantastic use of the English language, but also just at the insanity of what is happening.
    I hope you write a little more because I've been enjoying this, but it was also a pretty good ending.
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  • From ANON - Hskdodo on February 23, 2016
    Holy shit!!! That was amazing! I can't believe the twist you just pulled there I never saw it coming!!! I've never been so surprised by a twist in all my life and let me tell you I read a lot. You're a god damn genius! I wasn't sure about reading this but I love a good snape-hermoine fic now and again and omg I am not dissapointed.
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  • From HarryGinny4eva on February 23, 2016
    I am sorry I haven't replied until now, but I have to thank you for the out loud guffaws!! This has been so twisted and hysterical. Thank you and I do look forward to his reaction to her machinations. I knew she wasn't stupid. lol HG4eva
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  • From ANON - sera21 on February 23, 2016
    HA! I knew it. BTW I will also be writing my masters thesis in a few months. Noooot looking forward to that.Good luck with yours.
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  • From ANON - sera21 on February 23, 2016
    Wow, that was lovely and cringe-worthy and really, how can one girl be so dense unless...100 bucks says she knew all along. Would totally explain the matching underwear too. Nobody wears matching underwear if they're not out to impress.
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  • From ANON - sera21 on February 23, 2016
    The sarcasm! The puns!!The Snape! I think I love you!!
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  • From OracleObscured on February 23, 2016
    This chapter was fabulously fun. It makes me want to paint and smash food all over my body. You’re a messy influence.

    The image of Snape skirt shopping is hilarious.
    “litany of lies” — love this
    “I wouldn’t want to be in your skirt.”—Hahahaha!
    “ferrety balls”—Love this.
    Hot damn! I need to have some ice cream sex. This whole part was excellent. Come to think of it, I’ve got a pint in the freezer right now. And the house is empty. It won’t be as fun alone, but I’m game.
    head pitched forward—I spy.
    “Oh Gods! Polyjuice!”—Yeeeees! You sneaky witch. I wondered why Draco was acting so bizarre (but I didn’t want to jump to any conclusions after all the crazy things that have happened in this story).

    I so love this. I can't wait for the next chapter.
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