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Reviews for Grape Juice *Complete*

By : Desert_Sea
  • From ANON - Bournespeed on February 18, 2016
    This is hilarious, surely Hermione will twig soon?
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  • From ANON - lovey_reader on February 18, 2016
    You write it and I will always review. :)
    Omg. I don't even know...so basically, what you're telling me is he's "seeing" her in drag?! I love it! That's awesome.
    You know what I love about your stories...even if there is no actual sex in a chapter, there will always be cock.
    But seriously, he's so miserable, sad, and So lonely that it breaks my heart. That was so beautifully written. You could just picture his miserable and colorless life and then here comes Hermione along to color and brighten up his world. Oh I hope there's a painting or sketching scene later that leads to sex. That would be AWESOME!
    He just kissed her hand and left. That's gonna bring up questions for sure.
    Oh I can't wait for the big reveal. It's going to be epic!
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  • From ANON - Anon on February 16, 2016
    Yay, already another story! This one is a bit interesting. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet, it's definitely different. I was a little confused on the cross-dressing part, like maybe I was missing something. Has it happened before? He seemed a little too comfortable in those clothes for it to be a first time occurrence. And how did Hermione not recognize his nose/where was her usual perceptiveness?
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  • From ANON - Anon on February 16, 2016
    I actually had to read the first paragraph a few times. I just couldn't believe that the words I SAW where really there.
    Then I decided to just go on and see what this all was about. Boggart magic from Neville... interesting. You really have the some of the best story ideas I've come across.

    Thank you for Extra-Snarky Mrs "Grape". I enjoyed the monologue and reactions from him to his own reaction and Hermione's rambling.

    "He’d have to sew that up before next time." Hahaha yes, please.
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  • From ANON - lovey_reader on February 15, 2016
    Oops I meant boggart magic not Hogwarts. Stupid auto correct.
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  • From ANON - lovey_reader on February 15, 2016
    Yeah you're back.
    So at first I was like, why is he in drag? Kinky. That's a bit much for the very beginning but then you explained the whole Hogwarts magic, which I thought was brilliant since I have never heard of that before.
    I liked the "bambi fucking granger".
    I seriously liked, "before his cock lifted the table and started spinning it like a table" that's awesome imagery.
    But seriously, my all time favorite is her saying he has youthful hands and asking what hand cream does he use..."the only hand cream he used was the stuff that came out of his clock" THAT IS AWESOME! Absolutely priceless.
    Oh my god. I cannot wait for more.
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  • From OracleObscured on February 15, 2016
    Oh God, I don’t know where you’re going with this, but I’m cracking up…and already hooked.
    “…he would need something to warm his cockles.”—Hahahaha!
    octogenarian drag—excellently hilarious.
    “Despite the discomfort of the stockings that had ensnared his balls and were looking to sling-shot them out of his bloomers.”—This is too perfect. I’m dying.
    honing in—I always thought it was “honing in” on something too, but it’s homing.
    “…which was suffering from attention deficit after the disruption to the evening’s plans.”—Erection ADD is the saddest ADD of all.
    “He reached down to try to disentangle his tackle…” —Bwhahahahaha!
    “I saw you were the only other single woman here and thought I’d join you.”—Oh God. This is too hilarious.
    “Tediously verbose.”—Great description.
    malodorous—Mmmmmm tasty meat for my word notebook.
    “Oh no you don’t Bambi fucking Granger!”—Snort
    desperateto—you missed a space
    “He had to stop her before his cock lifted the table and started spinning it like a plate.” Oh my God. This might be the best description ever.
    gratuitous mane.—Perfect visual
    “The closest thing he played was the clitoris…”—Me too. Self taught.
    “Twat Trifecta.”—Hilarious alliteration
    “…like a rat nibbling away at a rope . . . holding up a swinging baby grand piano.”—Loved this.
    “. . . Grape.” Merlin’s arsehole! Are you serious? A rhyming fruit? You Twat! —Hahahaha! What’s Eating Severus Grape?
    “His cock felt like it had just garrotted itself.” Bwhahahahaha! (You’re making it hard for me to eat lunch.)
    “Miss Verbal Diarrhoea.”—Cold but hilarious. (Which is so Snape.)
    “Fuck! He grimaced. He’d have to sew that up before next time.”—I’m cracking up. Great ending line.
    Can’t wait to see where this goes. :)
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