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From ANON - Aurora Lancy on May 25, 2016
Meow.... Jummy... Sry I'm rather lot for words here... Deliciously dominat Sanpe is one of my favourites. Mymy why did clever Mione start trying to use alc for reliev? She should know better... It nubs only as Long as you are REALY intoxicated. Can't wait to read more about those two. Btw, I rather like your using of the same title in different languages as chapter names^^
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From dezzu on May 25, 2016
So hot! Fanning myself over here!
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From OracleObscured on May 24, 2016
Holy shit this was hot. And hilarious. I'm saying that every single chapter, but I don't know what else to say. It's true. I'm loving this story. I thought the writing was particularly good this chapter, but that's true every chapter too. I wish I could give you some magical new feedback, but I've got nothing.
"easily have come from a meeting between his crotch and the gaze of a basilisk."--Oh my God. This was so good.
(You�ll Scourgify will you?--Comma before will you.)
"but Hermione could feel the presence of his cock behind her, like a shadow cast against her bare buttocks."--I loved this. So much.
"She�d never heard of a sympathy hard-on before but it was possible."--I don't know why I liked this, but I did. Although, I've never had a sympathy wetty.
"electrostatic attraction"--Yeeeeees.
"like she�d just indulged in a decidedly infelicitous foursome with Fluffy the three headed dog." Loved this example (and I think three-headed should be hyphenated).
"she might require some sort of jaw relocating incantation"--Bahahahahaha!
"to reveal the ladle of all ladles"--Martha Stewart is missing out on a cash gold mine.
And now you've left us with a sexual cliffhanger. Maybe that's why I loved this chapter so much--it was scorching but left me with so much to anticipate. Excellent.
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From OracleObscured on May 22, 2016
This was incredibly hot. The spanking was the perfect foreplay for the finger fuck finale. And my word clit was delightfully plundered by your prose. All in all, very satisfying.
Notable lines this time
"short, sharp visitations from his prodigious palm"--I just liked the way you worded this.
The pubic hair fluffing cracked me up.
"Could he play her cheeks like the bongos?"--DaaaaaayOh! Daa-a-a-ay Oh. He most definitely can. Calypso canings are next.
"Now that she�d been comprehensively tenderised on the outside, she was more than ready to be tenderised on the inside."--Loved this. I was going to say I could do with some tenderizing myself, but then I remembered the bruise on my leg and realized I'd already begun. Punching yourself in the leg isn't nearly as nice as a Snape spanking.
"He couldn�t do it through her eyes so he was going to be killing her softly with his adjectives. Fuckity Fuck!"--Now I can't stop humming Killing me Softly. And I used to say fuckity fuck when I was younger. Actually it was a quick string of fuck fuck fuckity fuck. I liked to be thorough.
"If she did actually die she could imagine him defibrillating her in this exact position"--I loved this so much. I need some debauched defibrillation in my life.
�Lubricious is a word I�m rather taken with,� he said, sliding one long digit around the slippery entrance to her pussy.
She squeezed her eyes shut tighter. Of course, there would be so many opportunities to use it in conversation."--Hahahahaha! Definitely a word that should be part of the daily lexicon. A satisfying day begins and ends with lubricious.
I loved the whole part where he wrote-talked to her while he fingered her. Blisteringly hot.
And I'm dying to find out what she's going to test out with him next. So many orifices so little time.
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From ANON - Chea on May 22, 2016
I absolutely loved chapter 9. I've been looking almost twice a day for this chapter to post. I had to play catchup when I saw you had posted another story. I knew it was going to be great as he was rolling his sleeve up in chapter 8 and you did not disappoint. I love a good spanking from Severus. Can't wait to read more! Thank you for such great work. It's plot with a perfect amount of smutty goodness. I'm still trying to figure out Severus' motive for "accidentally" having the book destroyed. I know it was for Hermione' s benefit...I just can't fit it together. That's why you are writing though! Need more...but waiting patiently.
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From OracleObscured on May 19, 2016
For someone who's not into spanking, you sure are slap happy these last couple stories. Or were you just doing this one for me? Because I'm certainly not complaining.
I enjoyed this whole chapter. I like the inner workings of Hermione's mind. Very relatable--and funny. And I liked Snape's detox tin. Poignant and thoughtful.
I got a lot of words for my "favorite words" notebook:
Turbid
Immaculate
Mounting rage
Appraised
Vacillated
Subterfuge
Anemic
Incursions
And my favorite lines this time were
"I just thought that when you start being too much of a cunt, as is clearly inevitable, you might want to take it.�"--This was hilariously excellent.
"which had been squirming like maggoty haggis"--Perfect, visceral description.
"veins like rivers coursing over them"--Words and visuals. Love it.
"All that stirring. And chopping. And fingering."--Hahahaha! I'm surprised I don't look like Popeye the Sailor Man by now.
Looking forward to that next spanking new chapter. I can think of lots of things she might need first hand research to clarify. All for the sake of the book of course.
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From OracleObscured on May 17, 2016
Oh my GOD! You are killing me. This was so good. And now I feel like a monkey-brained idiot who can't string two sentences together.
Snape's extra-credit writing was fucking fantastic. It might be the best thing I've read in years (definitely the best thing I've read in fanfiction). I won't copy and paste the whole thing back to you even though it deserves it. I'm going to have to go back and read it again just to satisfy my word-clit (which is in my brain and not subject to bruising or overuse, so it's safe to liberally partake).
Other parts I enjoyed
"then crapped in her mouth"--Hahahaha!
"her breath came straight from a troll�s bottom, and her stomach kept threatening to cover the delicious fabric in what she could only describe as 'essence of rancid ginger.'"--Excellent description.
"I find it difficult to believe there could be anything I need to hear more urgently than the previous enthralling tale.�--Snort. I actually liked the whole confession. Cuntliness should be an official assessment.
Now we're left with the mystery of the "not biscuit" tin. I have absolutely no guess as to what it could be. Unless he's got the blown up bits of the book in there for charred reference.
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From elfhybrid on May 15, 2016
I liked this^^
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From OracleObscured on May 14, 2016
I loved this chapter. (I say that every time, don't I? Tis true.) Snape acting out his chapter was too hilarious. Gee, I don't know anyone who does that. :) And how often I've wished for male model to test my positioning with. Alas, I must make due with the Snape in my head.
Favs this time:
"not unless he had the peripheral vision of a halibut"--Snort. This was great. It might be one of my top fives.
"trying to will him and his agonising feline undulations from her mind"--I don't know why I liked this, but it made me smile, so I have to mention it.
"only for the sake of literary authenticity of course."--Of course :)
"Bring . . . it . . . on."--How often I've said this. Unfortunately no one has.
"when her hand brushed the underside, he tensed visibly. Five points to Gryffindor."--More snorting.
"She wondered how just how sustained its solicitations got." Cock-based solicitations are my favorite.
"sexual neophyte"--I just like these words together.
"before releasing the urinary equivalent of Niagara Falls."--I think urinary equivalent made this a million times funnier to me.
"crafted and lacquered by his honeyed vocals"--Excellent.
"He was going to leave it flabbergasted�a totally shocked pussy."--I love this.
"Fireworks peppered her vision" Peppered was perfect.
"her snatch might suddenly explode out of her zipper and attack him like some sort of killer Venus flytrap. Eating him, cock first. Devouring him until�
�I�m sorry?�
�I didn�t say anything,� Hermione mumbled.
�You were muttering something. It sounded like, �Yum, yum, yum.��--Hahahahaha! This whole part was fabulous.
"Two blurry, fuzzy wuzzy Snapes. And now three. She giggled. What would she do with three Snapes? One in the front, one in the back and one in her gob. That would work.
�Do you think so?� He stared at her.
Oh fuck! She was thinking out loud again!"--Hahahaha! This whole chapter was painfully hilarious.
I hope Snape can make her feel better. And that was a great cliff hanger.
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From ANON - Dmeb on May 14, 2016
Oh, that is the funniest chapter yet (if a little sad, considering Hermione's situation). I suspect Snape is enough of a gentleman not to take advantage physically, but there is no way he won't be using this against her - and help her with her drinking problem? He might be amused by a drunk and aroused Hermione, but her drinking obviously discomforts him.

Please, please let them turn up a copy of the original dry-as-bones discourse before the end and decide to publish their own (well researched) work under pseudonyms (although I have some suspicions about Snape and that book that go beyond letting his students getting a glimpse of the cover)
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From OracleObscured on May 10, 2016
I have yet to test out any dick-tripping ladle-testing. The opportunity has not arisen (so to speak). Goddam, your recall of Blackadder lines is amazing. All I can pull of the top of my head is "I have a cunning plan." And I assure you the Jolly Green Giant was just a bystander (or a kickstand-er) in my machinations. He's extremely amenable and goes along with all my ideas without a word of complaint. He's a bit easy to be honest.
I really liked this chapter. And I'm not entirely sure of my reasons. It could be the unresolved sexual tension. Or maybe it was the interaction between them. Although caustic, Snape is obviously trying to make a good impression on her (so he must have enjoyed her handling of his ladle to some extent). And he seems to be trying to dissuade her drinking, which is thoughtful of him even if he's doing it for selfish reasons. He seems torn between fascination and revulsion. Then there are the little moments of intimacy between them (like talking about his drawing). Hermione's need to turn to alcohol at the least suggestion of discomfort is sad (but realistic). She seems desperate for his contact (not just sexually).
There were many excellently described images this chapter (Snape sitting on the couch comes to mind first.) I haven't figured out yet if Snape is trying to drive her crazy or not. It seems like he is, but that just makes her drink more, which he doesn't like. He better fuck her soon before she gets alcohol poisoning.
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From OracleObscured on May 08, 2016
Another great chapter. I loved Snape's reaction to Hermione's addition. Too hilarious. And I've got to start tripping into more dicks. That's the only proper way to get to know someone.
Favorite parts to this time:
"like a ghoul�s liquor cabinet."--So excellent.
"A single dip of his beak was all the acknowledgement she�d received"--Loved this visual.
"Mutilation fantasies perhaps? "--Hahahaha!
"His mouth clamped shut in a tight fissure of disapproval."--Fissure of disapproval was glorious.
"which held all the enthusiasm of a fence post."--Snort!
"suddenly wished that the jolly fire in the grate would fuck off."--I think it was the contrast of jolly and fuck off that made this so great.
"his deep moan colliding with her lips,"--Colliding made this the most fabulous sentence.
"eagerly targeting her with its one good eye.�--I snorted with Snape on this one.
"A ladle?"--Bwhahahaha!
"Hermione Danger Granger sounded fucking stupid."--This killed me. And I hadn't recovered from the ladle yet, so it was particularly deadly.
Oh, and I fucking love Blackadder. (But I can not place a heavy shopping line. Refresh my memory.) And my injuries were not caused by glass, they were caused by improper riding prep work. The Jolly Green Giant was just an innocent bystander in the midst of my muscle-straining melee. Stretching is a must.
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From OracleObscured on May 04, 2016
This was hilarious. And hot. My fav combo. And now I'm curious if Severus has been bitten by the fantasy bug yet. It's hard to keep your thoughts on the straight and narrow when you know someone is thinking about you sexually.
Favorite lines this time:
"Hermione�s vibrator buzzed like a drunken bumblebee."--Hahaha. I've been putting bees on your brain, haven't I? :)
"like the drunken bumblebee had stopped to pick up some heavy shopping."--This cracked me up.
"Well done, me."-- I loved Hermione's whole inner monologue this chapter, but this line made me snort.
"And the band played on"--Okay, another snort.
"trusty hand crank"--:D She needs to switch to glass. The Jolly Green Giant never needs batteries (and it counts as my arm workout . . . or thigh workout depending on how he assists me). (Feel the burn.)
Looking forward to the next chapter. It sounds like Snape sex is already helping Hermione. (Even if it still just in her head.)
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From OracleObscured on May 03, 2016
Hahahaha! Snape? Accidentally? No way. I can't imagine what was in it that he wanted to hide. The content can't pertain to him--it sounds far too old. Very curious.
Great new chapter. The tension builds. This is fun to read (read that as I don't have to think).
Favorite lines:
"seeking to draw the heat from her as effectively as a Dementor�s kiss."--I love this.
"spearing the quill into its holder"--I know this is simple, but spearing made this notable.
"hand over the bristles that had emerged like dusk upon his face"--Great. Tactile and visual.
"infested with Flobberworm larvae."--Excellently gross.
"your ankles"--Bahahahaha!
"The gratuitous hair flick?�--Again, bahahahahhaha!
"This is coming a close second to that event."--Burn!
"tectonic in his inertia, his fingers slowly unfurling from his face like the fronds of a fern."--This was beyond excellent.
"When I�ve seen to my bits . . . some bits . . . and pieces I have to deal with, I�ll . . . I�ll finish it off . . . this off,"--Hahaha!
Loved the whole ending bit. He's a tricky tricky orator.
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